The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[AnOminous]

Epic Meal Time tier early youtube consoomer fantasy of what food is. Except it's a weirdly hypermasculine (and a parody at that) fixation for troons to have.

Sort of like the nearly universal troon fetish of chopping off their cocks and then obsessively wielding rifles, bats, and invariably phallic shaped objects, again invariably in an embarrassingly hypermasculine way, despite being simpering pussies.

Bacon wrapped pigeon breast is excellent poverty food.

That's because pigeon is extremely lean. You almost need some added fat just to make it edible. This is also why you use lardons of either bacon or some other fat in very lean meats, putting the thin strings of fat in with an implement like a sewing needle specifically for that purpose.

 

[horrorfan89]

Prison gay is a real thing though. Niggas get lonely or just want a hole to fuck. The whole "rape is not about sex, it's about power" is a retarded narrative born out of intersectional horseshit that is finally being acknowledged as false. It may be in some cases just like it may be used as a punishment by some gangs. Prison rape at large is wildly misunderstood by the public because most people's understanding of it comes from American History X and Oz.

Well OK it does happen because of that too the point is looney degenerates especially troons will use anything and I mean anything to find some way to validate how fucked up they are. Remember when Chris compared his unclit to female bonobo monkeys siscoring elongated clits? Possibly because of the whole human and monkey differs from 2 to 8 percent.

Kevin and the tranch show it wasn't just Chris desperate for validation but troons everywhere

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Prison gay is a real thing though. Niggas get lonely or just want a hole to fuck. The whole "rape is not about sex, it's about power" is a retarded narrative born out of intersectional horseshit that is finally being acknowledged as false. It may be in some cases just like it may be used as a punishment by some gangs. Prison rape at large is wildly misunderstood by the public because most people's understanding of it comes from American History X and Oz.

Case in point, possible lolcow hall of famer Thad McMichael, who, while in prison for CP, got really into prison sex, and it was absolutely not a power thing according to him - he just really liked sucking dick. It's somewhere in this hour-long interview. He's very proud of how good he got at sucking dick, like a point of personal pride.

 

[Cerabella]

The tranch on Al Jazeera

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[Ronnie Rocket]

Case in point, possible lolcow hall of famer Thad McMichael, who, while in prison for CP, got really into prison sex, and it was absolutely not a power thing according to him - he just really liked sucking dick. It's somewhere in this hour-long interview. He's very proud of how good he got at sucking dick, like a point of personal pride.

Chomos don't do well in prison. Thad either had to learn to suck dicks or grow some shank-proof skin.

 

[NattyDaddy]

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This is a fucking goldmine...

 

[Feet Seeking Missile]

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What troon put fucking knockoff cragar wheels on a BRZ? God that's so ugly. Forget the shower, the stupid lamb shelter, the rape shack, this is the most upsetting thing I've seen in a while. Those wheels only work on classic cars. Why didn't they pick out some bronze BBS wheels like every other tuner ricer initial-D wannabe? Someone had no idea what they were doing when they picked them out. Luckily, Kevkev is there to balance out the ugly in that picture.

 

[Owlflaps]

View attachment 2271609What troon put fucking knockoff cragar wheels on a BRZ? God that's so ugly. Forget the shower, the stupid lamb shelter, the rape shack, this is the most upsetting thing I've seen in a while. Those wheels only work on classic cars. Why didn't they pick out some bronze BBS wheels like every other tuner ricer initial-D wannabe? Someone had no idea what they were doing when they picked them out. Luckily, Kevkev is there to balance out the ugly in that picture.

What I wanna know is why you'd daily a BRZ in the desert. The paint on that car is gonna get stripped lmao

 

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The tranch on Al Jazeera
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One day they will namedrop Kiwifarms. That is the day I fight for.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

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As if neglecting animals, equipment, and their health wasn't enough, now they're adding a BRZ to that list.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The tranch on Al Jazeera
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Holy shit, I thought you were joking, but the Tranch actually got a writeup in the real Al Jazeera. This is the best thing ever.

Funny timestamps:

It might be my imagination, but I think you can see the difference between the Tranch's property and their neighbors in the background at 4:14.

At 5:00, we get details of the dreaded Earl attack and a miltary LARP drill.

At 7:20, Earl is driving the cars.

At 8:00, we get information on the Tranch's relationship with the community.

And in the comments, we have ourselves a based Arab, along with what I assume is one of us.

 

[Montalbane]

So since I am lazy and retarded can someone tell me what the soil difference between a normal farm and a cattle ranch should be?
Because a lot of troons have come up with the excuse thst the ranch looks like tatooine due to the fact that they are a cattle ranch.

I have a inkling that it is bullshit pure and simple
But I could use some more info on that from actual kiwifarmers.

 

[AnOminous]

So since I am lazy and retarded can someone tell me what the soil difference between a normal farm and a cattle ranch should be?
Because a lot of troons have come up with the excuse thst the ranch looks like tatooine due to the fact that they are a cattle ranch.

I have a inkling that it is bullshit pure and simple
But I could use some more info on that from actual kiwifarmers.

That's literal insanity. A cattle ranch would have to have CATTLE. They do not have a single species of animal that could, even in an insane world, be considered cattle. They don't have cows. They don't have buffalo. They don't have bison. They literally do not have a single species of animal that is remotely cattle.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

So since I am lazy and retarded can someone tell me what the soil difference between a normal farm and a cattle ranch should be?
Because a lot of troons have come up with the excuse thst the ranch looks like tatooine due to the fact that they are a cattle ranch.

I have a inkling that it is bullshit pure and simple
But I could use some more info on that from actual kiwifarmers.

On paper, any grazing livestock can do what the tranchers did to a piece of land. That depends on how abundant the natural growth is on the land, and then the volume of animals present. A few chickens won't do nearly as much damage as a flock of sheep, who then won't eat as much as a full herd of grazing cattle.

The problem the Tranchers face, fundamentally, is the land they have is extremely marginal. It can grow sparse, hardy plant life, but that coverage won't grow particularly fast, and won't be particularly abundant. The carrying capacity of the land is probably 1-2 cattle. Alpaca's aren't going to eat as much as full on cows, but its not the multiple order of magnitude difference they'd need to actually feed a couple hundred sheep and alpaca's. Even supplemental feed won't prevent the environmental destruction, animals are natural grazers and will just munch on ground cover because its there. Destruction is inevitable at that density of animals.

Assuming the tranchers went ahead and reduced the livestock count, they could try dividing the land and rotating the herd across it over the year, while growing something like alfalfa on the other plots. They might have to supplement with fertilizers and irrigation, but basic cover and graze crops are pretty resilient and hard to fuck up.

But that'd be a lot of hard work, planning, and foresight, so instead they built an All Natural Lamb Oven. the ANLO will be filling in for the half molten stove while they search amazon for new options, I figure.

 

[Feet Seeking Missile]

I think it's a good idea to reference a successful farm. I grew up with an alpaca farm on my bus route in a very rural area. All the shelters looked nice, and there was lots of green and fence to separate the alpacas from each other. It looked a lot like this one:

I don't know anything about farming, but this is a lot more pleasant to look at. And the fence is straight!

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I haven't read this thread, but I came across this in the wild:

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/o2d4fc/officer_john_pike_pepper_spraying_peaceful/

https://archive.md/wgFKR

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

The tranch on Al Jazeera
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Penny's voice and demeaner will never not make me laugh. The dudest of dudes. MOVE IIIIIIIIT!

Also based al-Jazeera redpilling the public that these idiots are all just men, and violent men at that. Props for sending a tiny female reporter to subtly emphasise this. As hack fraud Mike loves to say 'you might not notice it, but your brain did.'

Also confirmation that there is a SINGLE coffeeshop in town that allows these idiots in, run by a practising Christian minister, who is trying to follow his values. Holy shit.

 

[cuddle striker]

What I wanna know is why you'd daily a BRZ in the desert. The paint on that car is gonna get stripped lmao

because

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't know anything about farming, but this is a lot more pleasant to look at. And the fence is straight!

Buh... buh... BUH HOW COULD THESE TERMINALLY QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A STRAIGHT - literally UNQUEER - FENCE?

 

[Armitage]

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At about 1:10 in the video there is a really good drone shot that really again shows the devastation of their soil compared to the green of their neighbours, I really don't know how anyone could destroy the land so completely so quickly.