The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[Prolego]

On paper, any grazing livestock can do what the tranchers did to a piece of land. That depends on how abundant the natural growth is on the land, and then the volume of animals present. A few chickens won't do nearly as much damage as a flock of sheep, who then won't eat as much as a full herd of grazing cattle.

The problem the Tranchers face, fundamentally, is the land they have is extremely marginal. It can grow sparse, hardy plant life, but that coverage won't grow particularly fast, and won't be particularly abundant. The carrying capacity of the land is probably 1-2 cattle. Alpaca's aren't going to eat as much as full on cows, but its not the multiple order of magnitude difference they'd need to actually feed a couple hundred sheep and alpaca's. Even supplemental feed won't prevent the environmental destruction, animals are natural grazers and will just munch on ground cover because its there. Destruction is inevitable at that density of animals.

Just to add some figures, a local reckoned that the carrying capacity of that land was one head of cattle per 30-50 acres. The Tranch is 36 acres so could sustainably support one cow. To convert that into other animals there is a scale of LU or livestock units where a cow equals 1, a sheep 0.15 and an alpaca 0.3. If they got rid of their cow, their land grows enough vegetation to feed SIX sheep or THREE alpacas. On sheep alone they have twice as many as they can feed. They have over FIFTY (yes FIFTY) times the number of alpaca that the land can sustain. That's why it looks like it's been stripped by locusts.

Is anyone keeping track of the alpaca numbers. They said 175 in that Al Jazeera documentary, which is a bit down from the 200 they had at Christmas.

 

[Surfin Terf]

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They mention online death threats and harassment, so why don’t they have any screencaps, just these exchanges?

and they mention that violence against trannies is up (pressing x to doubt), but for some reason they felt it necessary to point out that it’s especially against nonwhite trannies. So why is that relevant to Snow White and the Nine Honky Troons? It almost feels like they’re trying to dissuade you from actually looking into the alleged rate of violence against TiMs by implying that it’s also racist.

oh, and if the Tranch is eco-friendly then why can I spot the borderline exactly where they turned the vibrant scrubland into a horrible brown slurry?

 

[horrorfan89]

The tranch on Al Jazeera
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Disappear from the world during their transition? Oh Paul they don't need your ranch for that. All they need is a belt, a strong enough hanger bar in the closet, and a tarp to line the floor with

 

[Trianon]

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Their gun drills are so weird.

It sounded like Penny said alpacas are "intrinsically queer."

 

[horrorfan89]

Their gun drills are so weird.

It sounded like Penny said alpacas are "intrinsically queer."

He did, these lunatics genuinely believe alpaca are queer

 

[White Devil]

Their gun drills are so weird.

It sounded like Penny said alpacas are "intrinsically queer."

If they were, they wouldn't be breeding.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

intrinsically queer alpacas

Alongside the former linebacker with female pronouns cursing like a sailor, the human embodiment of lethargy also with female pronouns and a dense five o'clock shadow, and the shitty farm they're running I can't be surprised they're trying to turn the alpacas gay.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Just to add some figures, a local reckoned that the carrying capacity of that land was one head of cattle per 30-50 acres. The Tranch is 36 acres so could sustainably support one cow. To convert that into other animals there is a scale of LU or livestock units where a cow equals 1, a sheep 0.15 and an alpaca 0.3. If they got rid of their cow, their land grows enough vegetation to feed SIX sheep or THREE alpacas. On sheep alone they have twice as many as they can feed. They have over FIFTY (yes FIFTY) times the number of alpaca that the land can sustain. That's why it looks like it's been stripped by locusts.

Is anyone keeping track of the alpaca numbers. They said 175 in that Al Jazeera documentary, which is a bit down from the 200 they had at Christmas.

It was posted ages ago in this thread but for environments like Colorado scrubland where there's not much vegetation, the recommended number of alpacas per acre is 1-2. The tranch alpacas are in the 4-5 range, so it really isn't a surprise they completely stripped the land in a year.

Edit: from the comments on that AJ video.

 

[AssignedEva]

Interestingly this video has just been quietly uploaded on the AJ+ YouTube channel and hasn't been shared on their twitter, instagram, facebook or had an associated article on ajplus.net.

Anyway, Bonnie's in the comments.

AFAIK none of the tranchers have ever made anything out of the alpaca wool?

That would be a slightly (slightly) better business model as fans of the tranch who don't knit/crochet would buy it, but that would require them knowing how to make things or spending money to outsource (plus felting the wool for insoles).

 

[WhoBusTank69]

AFAIK none of the tranchers have ever made anything out of the alpaca wool?

That would be a slightly (slightly) better business model as fans of the tranch who don't knit/crochet would buy it, but that would require them knowing how to make things or spending money to outsource (plus felting the wool for insoles).

They can't even make a shelter from the sun, I'd love to see what the hell they can do that could even remotely be passed off as a sock.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

AFAIK none of the tranchers have ever made anything out of the alpaca wool?

That would be a slightly (slightly) better business model as fans of the tranch who don't knit/crochet would buy it, but that would require them knowing how to make things or spending money to outsource (plus felting the wool for insoles).

Why bother when they can make $100,000 appear out of nowhere whenever they want?

 

[mickey339]

The only good thing about the tranch is the amusement we will feel with its inevitable, horrible failure.

I am only following this and Kevin’s pretty mundane thread for just that.
One day when Tranch explosion or amhole implosion finds itself on the frontpage I want to be up to date.

Also invested too many hours reading up on both just to drop them.

 

[White Devil]

I'm hoping a fight breaks out between troons over god knows what transgression and they end up shooting each other in fits of spastic rage.

 

[Just A Butt]

I'm hoping a fight breaks out between troons over god knows what transgression and they end up shooting each other in fits of spastic rage.

only if it's caught on camera.

 

[Law]

AFAIK none of the tranchers have ever made anything out of the alpaca wool?

Spinning, weaving and knitting are stereotypical female activities.
So no, of course they don't do them. They view that kind of productive activity as beneath them and stick to Twitter and guns.

 

[break these cuffs]

Arabic al Jazeera is much better.

 

[Prolego]

Interestingly this video has just been quietly uploaded on the AJ+ YouTube channel and hasn't been shared on their twitter, instagram, facebook or had an associated article on ajplus.net.

I'm not sure why they didn't tweet it because it would fit comfortably in their twitter stream which looks very much like the usual tranny one i.e. calling out human rights abuses from anywhere but the Arab world. I didn't scroll far enough to see if they were praising Iran for its troon friendly policies but I wouldn't be surprised to find them there.

AFAIK none of the tranchers have ever made anything out of the alpaca wool?

That would be a slightly (slightly) better business model as fans of the tranch who don't knit/crochet would buy it, but that would require them knowing how to make things or spending money to outsource (plus felting the wool for insoles).

They should start selling socks with the Tenacious Unicorn branding. Singly. It's not as if their fans will ever need the pair, is it?

 

[TERF Accountant]

They mention online death threats and harassment, so why don’t they have any screencaps, just these exchanges?
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and they mention that violence against trannies is up (pressing x to doubt), but for some reason they felt it necessary to point out that it’s especially against nonwhite trannies. So why is that relevant to Snow White and the Nine Honky Troons? It almost feels like they’re trying to dissuade you from actually looking into the alleged rate of violence against TiMs by implying that it’s also racist.
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oh, and if the Tranch is eco-friendly then why can I spot the borderline exactly where they turned the vibrant scrubland into a horrible brown slurry?
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I know that Bonnie is constantly going on about how he is considered the person of color since he's partially Puerto Rican, but he sure as hell looks white as white bread. And while yes the piece does take time to comment that trans people of color are particularly in danger, I will note that they never mention that Bonnie is "of color" or anything other than white bread like the rest of them. Almost like they're trying to drum up sympathy for the "trans persecution" but can't pretend that their viewers would actually believe Bonnie is non-white.

Other comments: hell yeah, 90 percent of troons report discrimination in the workforce. Its self reported discrimination from a population that is aroused by public humiliation and gets gibs from talking about how very very oppressed and discriminated against they are. Would the "discrimination" be considered as such to anyone who wasn't actively trying to find discrimination? Probably not.

And as for the plan to in a couple of years start making ties to other similar organizations? Please, by all holy God Bear, allow society to become peak transed enough to have shut down the attitude that we can't call out troons for being fetishists rather than pretending they're brave, blameless, incapable of bad actions, above all criticism, and all that BS.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Just to add some figures, a local reckoned that the carrying capacity of that land was one head of cattle per 30-50 acres. The Tranch is 36 acres so could sustainably support one cow. To convert that into other animals there is a scale of LU or livestock units where a cow equals 1, a sheep 0.15 and an alpaca 0.3. If they got rid of their cow, their land grows enough vegetation to feed SIX sheep or THREE alpacas. On sheep alone they have twice as many as they can feed. They have over FIFTY (yes FIFTY) times the number of alpaca that the land can sustain. That's why it looks like it's been stripped by locusts.

Is anyone keeping track of the alpaca numbers. They said 175 in that Al Jazeera documentary, which is a bit down from the 200 they had at Christmas.

Holy shit they only have 36 acres? Mr Froth has over 5 times that, and it’s green, treed land, and he still has only a tiny number of hooved animals. What is wrong with these idiots?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Holy shit they only have 36 acres? Mr Froth has over 5 times that, and it’s green, treed land, and he still has only a tiny number of hooved animals. What is wrong with these idiots?

Alpaca's are practically given away, they're pretty useless for commercial ventures, so its not hard to get a fuckton of them. Combine that with complete ignorance of agricultural process.

Really, the tranch is a great indictment for why a workers revolution and redistribution of productive land and resources is doomed. The Tranch has a budget functionally approaching limitless with their grifting, unrestrained by economic realities. They have an abundance of laborers who will work for shit food and shit accommodations. They have access to the total sum of human knowledge at their fingertips 24/7, its not like agricultural techniques are hard to come across. Hell, there's entire groups, governmental and otherwise, entirely dedicated to producing easy to consume literature about how to farm goodly.

They have every possible advantage to make this a successful place, and they built a concentration camp that's already committed a thorough genocide against the local ecosystem, while producing effectively nothing of value. They are in the dream "Produce what you can, take what you need" state, and are proving the assertions that people will produce shit while taking everything.