The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[UncleBlazer]

Holy shit they only have 36 acres? Mr Froth has over 5 times that, and it’s green, treed land, and he still has only a tiny number of hooved animals. What is wrong with these idiots?

What’s right with them is maybe the better question to ask

 

[horrorfan89]

I'm not sure why they didn't tweet it because it would fit comfortably in their twitter stream which looks very much like the usual tranny one i.e. calling out human rights abuses from anywhere but the Arab world. I didn't scroll far enough to see if they were praising Iran for its troon friendly policies but I wouldn't be surprised to find them there.

By troon friendly policies I'm assuming you mean "a troon male is forced to get an amhole and is made to be a prostitute/concubine for rich oil shieks?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

By troon friendly policies I'm assuming you mean "a troon male is forced to get an amhole and is made to be a prostitute/concubine for rich oil shieks?

While I'm sure some of them would love to submit to a life of luxurious decadence, rich oil sheiks can buy the prettiest, most expensive whores of the world - why would they settle for the mockery of a woman?
Iran doesn't do it to AGPs anyway, they force homosexuals to "become women". If that kind of mandatory state-financed troonsition surgery+aftercare is troon-friendly, well, still no, because Iran has some sectarian "differences" going on with most of the muslim world, including those which house said rich oil sheiks.

Hope I helped!

 

[Brain Problems]

Some choice images from the short little doc:

Spoiler

Bonnie's power stance with ultra-muffin-top/gunt, J posing like a normal fucking dude, and Pennywise somehow taking the crown as the most ladylike of the bunch (in this one picture)

"Currently transitioning"

Note the fucking garbage everywhere (is there a single reason why they don't have a dumpster or burn pit for all this crap?) and Kevin hovering while Jen scavenges for some fresh fecal matter.

Some behind the scenes of Star Wars: A New Hope. Ecological devastation.



Kevin leering like a trooned out, turkey necked Winston Churchill looking motherfucker. A poster child for terrible posture, clothing, hair... Just down the line failure.



Thank goodness this gook is wearing a mask, don't want to get the alpacas sick(er)

Choose your fighter. The new Rainbow 6 is looking tight.

Can firearm spergs weigh in on Bonnie's pistol grip?

Solid nigger-rigging of a camera to a 2x4

Look at those fucking posts. Straight as an arrow! Can set your watch to them!

Stephen sells the troons their coffee and makes sure they consume the product outside so as to not scare away any other potential customers. Stephen makes money from the troons.

Thank god Pennywise is wearing a mask inside while Xer latte is whipped up.

 

[AnOminous]

I haven't read this thread, but I came across this in the wild:

Lmao it's their neighbors who have to worry about these violently insane cultists. I hope they're well armed.

Interestingly this video has just been quietly uploaded on the AJ+ YouTube channel and hasn't been shared on their twitter, instagram, facebook or had an associated article on ajplus.net.

Anyway, Bonnie's in the comments.

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AFAIK none of the tranchers have ever made anything out of the alpaca wool?

That would be a slightly (slightly) better business model as fans of the tranch who don't knit/crochet would buy it, but that would require them knowing how to make things or spending money to outsource (plus felting the wool for insoles).

It seems like if you do nothing but shear alpacas for wool, if you did it right, you could turn a marginal profit, probably less than you'd make working at McDonald's, but you wouldn't have to work at McDonald's. It seems like the sort of thing an otherwise functional farm would do as a side deal for a little extra money and because they just happened to like alpacas.

I bet you could actually make a more decent amount of money if somehow you could control the whole supply chain, both shearing the alpacas themselves, carding and spinning the wool, and then making some kind of high quality finished products out of it that you could charge artisan prices for.

I seriously doubt these idiotic troons are even breaking even.

While I'm sure some of them would love to submit to a life of luxurious decadence, rich oil sheiks can buy the prettiest, most expensive whores of the world - why would they settle for the mockery of a woman?

I'm sure some of them are gay and/or tranny chasers. Maybe they think it's okay to bang a dude if he pretends he's a bitch. They can afford every level of perversion that can be bought. They like buying the prettiest white girls they can find to shit on them and get them to do the most degrading shit they can think of, so I'm sure some of them would be into buying a dude and making him cut his cock off.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Can firearm spergs weigh in on Bonnie's pistol grip?

It's not great. Dare I say there's a little chick lean going on, which may be the most feminine thing Bonnie's ever done.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not great. Dare I say there's a little chick lean going on, which may be the most feminine thing Bonnie's ever done.

Doesn't that just make it more likely the kick will knock you on your ass?

 

[Ghjkl63]

It's not great. Dare I say there's a little chick lean going on, which may be the most feminine thing Bonnie's ever done.

Support hand also isnt high enough

 

[White Devil]

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Can firearm spergs weigh in on Bonnie's pistol grip?

Paul looks like he's trying to teacup it, like some shit he's seen out of 80s or 90s action movie.

Also his shoulders are wrong, his feet are probably wrong from what I can see of his positioning. I don't know what the fuck he's doing with his head unless he's cross eye dominant.

And he's fucking disgustingly fat, which is always wrong.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Doesn't that just make it more likely the kick will knock you on your ass?

With that Five-seveN recoil? Probably not, and he isn't using the RPR off hand.

I don't know what the fuck he's doing with his head unless he's cross eye dominant.

Doing that instead of learning to shoot left-handed would be extremely retarded of him, so it's plausible.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Doesn't that just make it more likely the kick will knock you on your ass?

If you were shooting a gun with real recoil, yes. Not for Bonnie's gun because it doesn't recoil for shit but it's about having good habits so when you do fire a gun with real recoil, you can handle it. Leaning into the gun helps your body absorb the recoil better. Women and soy-influenced men lean away from the gun like it's going to bite them or some shit.

All of the footage of them shooting in that video is cringe. They just have that tiny-ass berm set up, with no range markers or anything, running around pretending to train. They've seen videos of real firearms training and they're doing their best to emulate it without understanding any of the whys. They're like the Chinese bootlegs of gun nuts.

 

[White Devil]

If you were shooting a gun with real recoil, yes. Not for Bonnie's gun because it doesn't recoil for shit but it's about having good habits so when you do fire a gun with real recoil, you can handle it. Leaning into the gun helps your body absorb the recoil better. Women and soy-influenced men lean away from the gun like it's going to bite them or some shit.

All of the footage of them shooting in that video is cringe. They just have that tiny-ass berm set up, with no range markers or anything, running around pretending to train. They've seen videos of real firearms training and they're doing their best to emulate it without understanding any of the whys. They're like the Chinese bootlegs of gun nuts.

Suffice to say you will have nothing to fear from these retards in a gun fight.

 

[AnOminous]

Leaning into the gun helps your body absorb the recoil better. Women and soy-influenced men lean away from the gun like it's going to bite them or some shit.

My gun experience is pretty limited, but much of it was with a 12 gauge and you seriously need to lean into that, especially if you're a kid like I was, because it will definitely knock you over if you aren't prepared.

Suffice to say you will have nothing to fear from these retards in a gun fight.

I'd be terrified to be in a gun fight with these retards. I mean, if they were on my side. The friendly fire possibility would be out the roof.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

All of the footage of them shooting in that video is cringe. They just have that tiny-ass berm set up, with no range markers or anything, running around pretending to train. They've seen videos of real firearms training and they're doing their best to emulate it without understanding any of the whys. They're like the Chinese bootlegs of gun nuts.

It's the sorry remains of Pennywise' grunt training and an unhealthy dose of /K/ LARPing, mechanically performing "maneuvers" and "drills" without any actual tactical value.
FFS in the report they said they intend the fence as a first line of defense, to stop or at least slow down any possible attackers - that kind of shoddily made crap can't stop, won't stop anyone.

Suffice to say you will have nothing to fear from these retards in a gun fight.

Sadly that doesn't make them harmless. Shooting wildly in all directions could still injure or even kill someone.

My gun experience is pretty limited, but much of it was with a 12 gauge and you seriously need to lean into that, especially if you're a kid like I was, because it will definitely knock you over if you aren't prepared.

Yeah that would send Paul tumbling backwards on his fat ass.

 

[Orc Peon]

Heisenberg really took a dive after his showing in RE Village.

Shooting wildly in all directions could still injure or even kill someone.

For better or worse.

 

[White Devil]

Sadly that doesn't make them harmless. Shooting wildly in all directions could still injure or even kill someone.

I'd be shocked if someone attacked them and the whole affair lasted more than 10 minutes. Assuming of course the attackers aren't complete retards also.

The tranch is the definition of a soft target. They put everything, even their camera locations and angles online. Drone recon would be pathetically easy, that fence wouldn't stop a toddler, and the trancheros are playing make believe in literally every aspect of their lives.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Can firearm spergs weigh in on Bonnie's pistol grip?

On top of what everyone else is saying, that's a clear case of unfamiliarity and uncertainty. A lack of confidence in both ability and the tool.
Basically they just handed him a gun and told him to show off for the camera.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'd be shocked if someone attacked them and the whole affair lasted more than 10 minutes. Assuming of course the attackers aren't complete retards also.

The tranch is the definition of a soft target. They put everything, even their camera locations and angles online. Drone recon would be pathetically easy, that fence wouldn't stop a toddler, and the trancheros are playing make believe in literally every aspect of their lives.

Sure, but inside that retarded LARPing and drumming up drama to get them fat wads of griftbux there's a very hard kernel of paranoia and they might actually shoot someone who's just at the wrong place at the wrong time, trying to find another ranch, whatever. They wouldn't stand a chance against actual attackers with the level of competence required to carry out an attack against them, but an unsuspecting random person wouldn't stand a chance against the Troon Troop.

 

[White Devil]

Sure, but inside that retarded LARPing and drumming up drama to get them fat wads of griftbux there's a very hard kernel of paranoia and they might actually shoot someone who's just at the wrong place at the wrong time, trying to find another ranch, whatever. They wouldn't stand a chance against actual attackers with the level of competence required to carry out an attack against them, but an unsuspecting random person wouldn't stand a chance against the Troon Troop.

I have zero doubt that they will end up injuring a random innocent in the wrong place at the wrong time but my scenario is predicated more on someone or someones with intent.

 

[Shaka Brah]

He did, these lunatics genuinely believe alpaca are queer

Considering they're huge furries, this is worrying.

I have zero doubt that they will end up injuring a random innocent in the wrong place at the wrong time but my scenario is predicated more on someone or someones with intent.

I agree with you here. They're more likely to flame out by shooting one of their own members than a member of the community. So many of these creep communes end in violence or legal battles because their biggest enemies are always their own egos.