The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

The plot thickens at tran ranch! What will lead to the ultimate downfall of this empire?


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RazorBackBacon

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"I'm not sure we know if alpaca societies have gendered concepts."
Please take those poor animals away holy fuck.
 

Ronnie Rocket

toxic talking turd
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And the three flids who turned up to help with the steps seem to have moved in. Or so Kevin thinks. I wonder how long till they too have a physique like Paul. A dozen or so burrito nights should do the trick.

That looks like shit-tier alfalfa and you're not supposed to feed alpacas exclusively on alfalfa. It's meant for supplementary feed in addition to grazing, WHICH THEY CAN'T DO.
 

Orc Peon

It's not suicide, it's Kiwi Farms.
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Surfin Terf

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Someone should compile the animal abuse stuff into a single post with all the most egregious images. Same for the environmental damages they've done. While there's plenty of bizarre shit immediately evident, it would be good to be able to present new visitors with a single, concise post detailing the most objectively morally reprehensible aspect of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

And I really wish that threads in general had a feature that allowed you to scroll through just the images posted in it, I could have made the post myself in about an hour or two if that option was available. I might do it myself anyway, but it would make it so much easier.
 

Kuritan Deplorable

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And I really wish that threads in general had a feature that allowed you to scroll through just the images posted in it, I could have made the post myself in about an hour or two if that option was available. I might do it myself anyway, but it would make it so much easier.
Playing Amhole roulette with a troon threads images sounds like a terrible idea, not gonna lie.
 

1440p Curved Monitor

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Penny's voice and demeaner will never not make me laugh. The dudest of dudes. MOVE IIIIIIIIT!
Penny's bellowing man voice screaming "move in!" and "cover!" like a dorky theatre kid singing Les Mis songs in a Denny's was the funniest part of that video.
The "drill" "commands" were so good I woke my partner up from my laughter.

Everyone voice, especially Penny's, just sounds so male. There's no women on the ranch, so it's likely they forgot how women act and speak and they reverted back to the manly conditioning. I imagine that the female producer from AJ gave them a bit of a shock as it reminded them how starkly different they are from women.
 

AnOminous

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Current year leftists are basically mandated by the church of liberalism to automatically assume anyone complaining about something a troon does is automatically wrong and anything a troon says is automatically correct. Outside of us, most people have no idea about the specifics of the Tranch so it's not shocking the comments are ass-kissing.
But the shit they're saying, compared to what's actually on the screen, is so ludicrous it is like the "fiery but mostly peaceful protests" caption over video of an entire city burning down. There is literally shit on the screen completely contradicting the absolutely insane bullshit the libtards are talking over it.
 

AnOminous

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Oh, and Hi Phil. I'm glad this thread gives you as many laughs as it gives the rest of us.
It's hilarious what people make up about the tranch. Especially the disgusting pervert troons who live there, and claim it is a functioning entity and not just a scam. That's some hilarious fiction there.
Just watched the video. None of them pass in any way, their drill sucks, the drone shots really show just how bad their land is.
And everything else shows they're a bunch of dudes. Troons are a joke. Nobody believes these freaks are "women." It's sad anyone even feels compelled to pretend to believe such absolute bullshit.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

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Grease, grime, a mixture of <things> burned to a char, covering every surface, including the dishes and pans - and one knob missing. Holy shit it's bad.
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Soon the Samsung logo will be completely obscured by grease.
Good luck getting that clean without a wire brush and industrial degreaser. Fuck me it's horrifying to look at.
 

AnOminous

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Grease, grime, a mixture of <things> burned to a char, covering every surface, including the dishes and pans - and one knob missing. Holy shit it's bad.
Because one of the idiot troons managed to melt off a knob. How does anyone even do something that stupid and incompetent? Have you ever managed to set your own stove on fire? A common household machine that most people go through their entire lives without accidentally destroying? But somehow, these brainless idiot troons have managed to completely destroy one within months.

They can't even operate basic household implements without nearly burning their house down. But they're "ranchers." Yeah right.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

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Because one of the idiot troons managed to melt off a knob. How does anyone even do something that stupid and incompetent? Have you ever managed to set your own stove on fire? A common household machine that most people go through their entire lives without accidentally destroying? But somehow, these brainless idiot troons have managed to completely destroy one within months.

They can't even operate basic household implements without nearly burning their house down. But they're "ranchers." Yeah right.
I have no idea how they managed to do that. Once I've had to roast a duck with the oven door open because the pan just wouldn't fit and all the knobs survived it no problem.
It was something like two hours at 200°C/392°F.

Just how the fuck did they melt off that knob? How?
 

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