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So they grill "jalapeno poppers" but continue to make kababs on the stove?
The only thing that looks decent is the stir fry in the last photo and the green beans. Everything else looks awful
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They're queering the stove.
The white cishetero-kyriarchy demands a certain set of colonized cultural norms when using your stove, like not breaking it and keeping it clean. Therefore doing everything wrong and melting off your stove knobs like a spaghetti-brained methhead is an act of queer rebellion. Busted, crusty stoves are inherently queer spaces. Also, white people making stir-fry is cultural appropriation.
I'll take my Berkeley tenure now.
Burritos, kebab, stir fry and beer are 'queer' now. I love it. White hetero men in their early 20s rejoice, you ARE part of the alphabet people now!
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How do you take yourself seriously you dumb mother fucking troon?
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Ghjkl63
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This one is marginally closer to passing than the others, but not by much.
The stove looks pretty deep fried to me.
RazorBackBacon
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We'll know they tried when we learn one of the buildings burned down.
His hair looks like a beret
AssignedEva
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The green beans with sesame seeds, the clearly frozen broccoli/cauliflower/baby carrot premix with chili flakes added, and the chicken with a jar of stir fry sauce probably would have tasted ok (or at least would have tasted ok if cooked in a hygienic kitchen). Would have been better if the veg had been blanched, and Penny had added fresh garlic and ginger, but whatever.
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The entire wok-ful of onions ruined it. The onions are chopped up way too large and they're too crowded in that wok to cook down. So instead of a mediocre but perfectly serviceable stir fry, he's created a meal that's going to be full of giant chunks of undercooked onion. Unless the ingredients aren't combined and it's being served in that weird tranch buffet style - but then that's not a stir fry, it's just a bunch of fried food.
I'm also mystified by the buffet spread - the rice/meat/cheese/jalapenos/refried beans maybe suggests a burrito, but who's going to add a bunch of whole black olives to a burrito? Why go to the effort of dicing all those vegetables if you're going to slap some whole avocados in a bowl? Why create a bunch of washing up by having individual serving spoons for all the different vegetables but provide nothing for the jar of Mrs. Renfro's salsa?
I'll grant that the steak with parmentier potatoes and what appears to be roasted asparagus (finally using the oven?) was an attempt at a genuinely nice meal, although it looks like everything was cooked at too high a heat out of impatience and consequently it's both burned and underdone.
Also their "free beer" is stout? Forget an ice cold lager, what you want after a long hot day of shearing alpacas is a heavy warm malty/creamy beer. I guess the only upside is that it will overpower the taste of whatever you're being fed by Penny.
I don't think they put as much thought into the whole food&beer thing as you did into this comment.
Heavy beer for heavy lads and anyway HEY GURLZ IT'S FREE BEER! WE HAVE FREE BEER!
It's been repeatedly said, multiple times, but this is a fucking frat house. An all-male college dorm without cleaning services, doctor's office, convenience store, bar, or gym around. They're all socially inept 'tards without any rules or people enforcing the rules.
I shudder at the thought how their bathroom is when the fucking stove is this bad.
I can't believe they still don't have anything to put the feed in. Some old tractors tires would work, some way to keep the alpaca from trampling the food. Hell, throwing it onto a random pallet would be better than this. I swear alpacas are a hardier animal than I ever gave them credit for, because I would expect some communicable disease to have taken out a lot more of them by now. It was still bad when they had the large squares, but those are really meant for feed wagons. If they have moved onto small square they're plenty easy to work with.
Really excited for sheering, can't wait.
Legal action! Woo it's not even half a year yet and we may have another grift!Gofundme incoming
Hey Penny if Earl & Son is about to hit you with a lawsuit, post some proof. I bet they're gonna post the gofundme for legal fees while dodging questions about this lawsuit. With this recent explosion in popularity, it's gonna be great if they're caught lying. The bigger they are the harder they fall.
They obviously don't take their "threats" seriously.
Running "Drills" and dressed in full gear,
"Guard Duty" because things are apparently more risky, so don't wear any gear at all....
Completely off topic, but I'm cautiously optimistic for the Kids in the Hall reunion.
They should have plenty of old tires once the Earthshit collapses...
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troons love to pull the old "my parents disowned me and disapproved of me." card for sympathy even when pauls mom paid for the ranch and kevins dead aunt keeps paying his rent to stay there.
that's what this culinary abomination already looks like, i thought they just took some of kevins am hole discharge and served it for dinner
Hey dumbass, the front under rails of a sniper rifle? that's where the laser sight goes not a fucking flashlight! I don't own any guns (fucking state of NJ) and im not much of gun sperg and even i know that a flashlights only good on the underside of a close to mid range assault type weapon like an smg or AR. What good is a flashlight on the underside of a long range rifle?...though really the tranch troons are such retards it wouldn't surprise me if they do intend on using that sniper rifle at close range like an smg or AR, again as i said before just because something works in a video game doesnt mean it will in real life.
He has bipod legs that attach at the 3 o'clock and 9 o'clock and a tape switch the light. He still retarded and there are a million ways he could have done things better, but putting it at the 6 o'clock position makes some kind of sense. It's been sperged about before.
Ghjkl63
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You dont mount lasers underneath your barrel on a rifle bud
OK but I don't think you Mount flashlights there either or on sniper rifles
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