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[White Devil]

I mount my PEQ on my dick.

 

[88 get!]

for fuck's sake
i think i have some sort of brain damage



also damn bonnie really is a big guy for you

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The green beans with sesame seeds, the clearly frozen broccoli/cauliflower/baby carrot premix with chili flakes added, and the chicken with a jar of stir fry sauce probably would have tasted ok (or at least would have tasted ok if cooked in a hygienic kitchen). Would have been better if the veg had been blanched, and Penny had added fresh garlic and ginger, but whatever.
The entire wok-ful of onions ruined it. The onions are chopped up way too large and they're too crowded in that wok to cook down. So instead of a mediocre but perfectly serviceable stir fry, he's created a meal that's going to be full of giant chunks of undercooked onion. Unless the ingredients aren't combined and it's being served in that weird tranch buffet style - but then that's not a stir fry, it's just a bunch of fried food.
I'm also mystified by the buffet spread - the rice/meat/cheese/jalapenos/refried beans maybe suggests a burrito, but who's going to add a bunch of whole black olives to a burrito? Why go to the effort of dicing all those vegetables if you're going to slap some whole avocados in a bowl? Why create a bunch of washing up by having individual serving spoons for all the different vegetables but provide nothing for the jar of Mrs. Renfro's salsa?
I'll grant that the steak with parmentier potatoes and what appears to be roasted asparagus (finally using the oven?) was an attempt at a genuinely nice meal, although it looks like everything was cooked at too high a heat out of impatience and consequently it's both burned and underdone.
Also their "free beer" is stout? Forget an ice cold lager, what you want after a long hot day of shearing alpacas is a heavy warm malty/creamy beer. I guess the only upside is that it will overpower the taste of whatever you're being fed by Penny.

Yep, it's hard to fuck up a stir fry, but they managed to that in photo. Stir fry is really easy to make and is pretty delicious and very customizable. You can make it last a while, too, by mixing up the flavoring and the vegetables. You can buy some sauces at the store (Szechuan, Korean BBQ, Teriyaki, etc) and buy different mixes of cut mixed frozen stir fry vegetables in bulk and make it last a while and still have variety. Hell, you can buy individual frozen vegetables and make it even better (i.e. buy broccoli and add it to some other kind). Fresh vegetables are better in a stir fry, but frozen are just fine. And who puts cauliflower in stir fry? That's gotta taste nasty

The steak, potatoes and asparagus would've been fine if they hadn't overcooked the shit out of it. Asparagus that gets overcooked is mushy and not that good and it should never be charred like that. Baking asparagus (or putting it on indirect heat on the grill) is pretty easy and quick. Olive oil + asparagus + salt + pepper, baked at 350 for like 20 minutes is pretty damn good. The steak was way overcooked. I have no idea what seasoning they used but it doesn't look too appetizing. Did they just throw sesame seeds on a steak and cubed potatoes? Why the hell would you put sesame seeds on potatoes and steak?

 

[Ghostse]

I don't think they're necessarily pedos, other than Kevvie, but I do think they're animal abusers 100%. And I base that off the images they provide of their animals, and nothing else really.

They are abusing their animals in that animal horder way - they have too many to effectively care for them, and neglect getting a vet involved because of costs and not wanting their level of neglect to be exposed. Are they out there beating and raping alpacas and sheep? No. But they are not caring for them properly - i.e. having 20-30 times the number of alpacas their land should support - to the point where some animal welfare agency should step in.

And I don't know for certain if any of the current crop of Alpacaschwitz guards are pedos, but they were engaging on twitter with not just a convicted tranny pedo but a tranny pedo convicted of pimping out underaged children, and all but inviting them out the tranch.

 

[White Devil]

Are they out there beating and raping alpacas and sheep? No.

We don't know this though. A few of them are certainly capable of it.

 

[AnOminous]

The green beans with sesame seeds, the clearly frozen broccoli/cauliflower/baby carrot premix with chili flakes added, and the chicken with a jar of stir fry sauce probably would have tasted ok (or at least would have tasted ok if cooked in a hygienic kitchen).

Fresh green beans would be perfect to roast either in an oven or a grill with the lid closed, at about 500 degrees, with coarse salt, pepper, sesame oil, sesame seeds, garlic, maybe soy or ginger. It only takes a few minutes, too. It makes a great simple side and sesame oil (toasted or otherwise) is so flavorful you have very little added fat. I usually start by dry roasting the sesame seeds until they're toasted. It would have been better than the glop they made.

I don't even understand why anyone would get mixed broccoli/cauliflower/carrots mixed. How long are you going to go before using them? Just get fresh, it's ridiculously easy to chop broccoli and cauliflower.

Completely off topic, but I'm cautiously optimistic for the Kids in the Hall reunion.

Please God, don't let Scott Thompson troon out.

Why the hell would you put sesame seeds on potatoes and steak?

Maybe they just discovered sesame, sort of like the guy who just discovered garlic or EVOO and now uses it in everything out of an excess of enthusiasm. Sesame is something I think of to encrust tuna steaks.

 

[Cerabella]

Did they just throw sesame seeds on a steak and cubed potatoes? Why the hell would you put sesame seeds on potatoes and steak?

It's garlic i think

Spoiler: Full Thread (large pictures)

Bonus
On the left : The stove 06 may 2021 - On the right : The same stove 19 june 2021

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Re: stir fry - that wok, much like their land, is WAY overcrowded. Nothing is going to cook properly and either be soggy and overcooked, or undercooked and tasteless.

Re: alpaca feed - JFC the amount of hay wasted because they can't manage to get them feeders. Here's a tip: they can easily be made from their favorite building material, shipping pallets.

Edit: Also I can't believe Pennywise burned the stove knob SO BADLY that they had to remove it. What the actual fuck?

 

[Ghostse]

We don't know this though. A few of them are certainly capable of it.

The ones who haven't gotten the chop, sure. But I doubt it.
Instead they are doing their troon "egg" thing by projecting human sexuality/causal interactiosn onto literal animals, and telling their weird fanfic to make them queer.

Kevin likely isn't raping alpacas. Instead what he's doing it taking the most "feminine" (to his eyes) male Alpaca and arranging situations where it gets dominance-mounted by larger male alpacas so they can get off on their "queer" herd having a femboy.
They are letting their "Bi-top" female alpaca dominance mount the other females instead of working to rein in the behavior, or separate her so she doesn't injure another alpaca, herself, or stress the other animals.
Partly because they lack the space for separation.

All these "queer" behaviors are not normal or healthy - especially in the frequency they are having them happen - they are reactions to overcrowding.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Bonus
On the left : The stove 06 may 2021 - On the right : The same stove 19 june 2021

What a fucking downgrade. How do you do this?

 

[Longdrink]

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What if that alpaca identifies as female, did they just assume it's gender? Is there problem with female-identifying males being in female-only places? How transphobic of them.

 

[Particle Bored]

Also confirmation that there is a SINGLE coffeeshop in town that allows these idiots in, run by a practising Christian minister, who is trying to follow his values. Holy shit.

"Yeah, theyve got a Blue Lives Matter flag. We'll never go in there."

30 seconds later....

"Its like if youre a good person and your politics arent 'kill others that arent like you,' we can agree... " "Fostering community" "Meeting the amazing people that live in the valley."

 

[Particle Bored]

Arabic al Jazeera is much better.

Class project: take this video, replace all narrator audio with Muslim sermon or some other Arabic jibberish, and subtitle to your liking.

 

[cowisnow]

A set of universal fit generic gas stove knobs can be had for ten dollars. These dipshits can't spare 10 bucks worth of grift money to keep all the burners working?
https://www.amazon.com/AMI-PARTS-Un...id=1624237184&sprefix=universal+range+&sr=8-4

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Bonus
On the left : The stove 06 may 2021 - On the right : The same stove 19 june 2021
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I cooked some meat on the stovetop today and it spat grease out on the stove as it does, but you know what I did? After everything had cooled off, I took a single paper towel and spent 15 seconds wiping grease off the stovetop, and you know what? My stove now looks better than it did before I cooked. It's so absurdly easy and these trannies can't even be bothered. Well, now it would take much longer than 15 seconds with a paper towel but just a little VERY low effort maintenance every couple of days could have led to this stove situation being avoided. But obviously I'm asking too much, after all these true and honest women are under constant threat of tire overinflation and they just don't have the time to do shit this simple and quick.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

What a fucking downgrade. How do you do this?

The baked-on dog hair adds that little extra je ne sais quoi.

 

[Particle Bored]

From the comments on the AJ video:

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"intrinsically queer animals"

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Why put "Kiwi Farms" in quotes?

Quick, someone add the property records to the OP!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's garlic i think
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On the left : The stove 06 may 2021 - On the right : The same stove 19 june 2021
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That does look like garlic in those photos. Garlic on steak is fine but they way overdid it. When I first discovered garlic with steaks, I did the same thing. Honestly, garlic powder is way easier for flavoring steaks (i know, blasphemy to some people)

 

[Iron Hamster]

A set of universal fit generic gas stove knobs can be had for ten dollars. These dipshits can't spare 10 bucks worth of grift money to keep all the burners working?
https://www.amazon.com/AMI-PARTS-Un...id=1624237184&sprefix=universal+range+&sr=8-4

They're toughing it out like men.

The baked-on dog hair adds that little extra je ne sais quoi.

Same with the wood shavings from the vent install.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

"Yeah, theyve got a Blue Lives Matter flag. We'll never go in there."

30 seconds later....

"Its like if youre a good person and your politics arent 'kill others that arent like you,' we can agree... " "Fostering community" "Meeting the amazing people that live in the valley."

I already have a lot of Blue Lives Matter gear, but now that I know it repels troons I'm going to buy even more.