The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[break these cuffs]

Say what now?
AJ claim that they are STILL doing the whole recycling shtick.

For free no less.
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This series of screenshots completely changed my opinion on the Tranch. Not only are they going to be okay, but they may be the saviors of mankind. It appears they'e cracked the code on how to recycle aluminum cans into steel. Not even the greatest alchemists of Medieval Europe could perform this type of transmogrification. Imagine the possibilities. Nuclear waste could become cancer medication. Exhaust from smokestacks at coal power plants could be captured and converted into fairy dust. The testicles from a troon's orchiectomy could become their breast implants.

Recycling steel is called taking it to a scrapyard or a metal dealer to get paid.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Still can't get over the way Al Jazeera called Tenacious Unicorn "eco-friendly."

They said what they were paid to say. That's why there were no fact checks at all.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

who's going to add a bunch of whole black olives to a burrito?

A white man.

We have a hipster-friendly burrito chain local. Caters to the university students and the yuppies. I've seen things done to a burrito you wouldn't believe. Usually by some white-ass cracker.

As proud as Boone is of his Peruvian heritage, I'm surprised he let those olives touch his sacred burrito table.

 

[Law]

Still can't get over the way Al Jazeera called Tenacious Unicorn "eco-friendly."

That Al Jazeera thing was so misleading and dishonest.
"Why is the land on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch brown and dusty, while the land around it is green?"
"Um, did you know that trans women of color?"

 

[one_time_user]

and they POST that stove in pictures with NO REMORSE! at least hide that shit in shame like a normal deviant.

 

[AssignedEva]

It's garlic i think
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On the left : The stove 06 may 2021 - On the right : The same stove 19 june 2021
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Minced garlic burns easily, which is why you wipe off the marinade before searing (and/or make garlic butter) and why you'd normally roast whole garlic cloves with potatoes. I hope the tranchers enjoy the taste of acrid burned garlic.

Penny didn't parboil the potatoes, which does explain how they look both greasy and dry. I mean I know you don't have to parboil them when they're cubed like that, but chopping them and then tossing them in oil is a good way to get burned outsides and undercooked insides (which the closeup reveals is exactly what happened, there's individual chunks that are both anaemic and charred in places). Soaking them in water is good for getting rid of the starch to make them crispier, but then if you want cripsy potatoes you'd blot them dry, and preheat the oil so it's sizzling when the potatoes are added. Penny's just shoved some oil on the damp potatoes and put it in the oven, so he's effectively partially steamed them while letting them sit in cool oil so they've gotten saturated with oil.

Griddled asparagus should also be parboiled, because otherwise it'll burn if you leave it on the griddle long enough to cook through. Which again is what's happened. I can't tell but I'm also going to assume Penny used extra virgin olive oil because it's fancier, without knowing that extra virgin olive oil has a far lower smoke point and is not the best sort of oil to cook with.

It's hardly the most egregious cooking issue to come out of the tranch but it's such a microcosm of all their problems - whether it's cooking or building outhouses or animal husbandry, they're too lazy to do simple steps that would vastly improve the outcome, and don't think to do pretty basic research (any cookbook would have told you these things).

Oh and grease aside, the hob is disgusting because there's clearly old food baked into it. The frat house comparison is an apt one, because the only times I've seen people not care that much is university students and people with mental health issues.

and they POST that stove in pictures with NO REMORSE! at least hide that shit in shame like a normal deviant.

I did notice some of the pictures used a radial blur effect to disguise how hideous the hob is (it didn't work).

 

[Lubby Smith]

Madam Earl threatened great bodily harm to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch feudal lord Paul Mendoza aka Bonnie Nelson aka "Troon Boon".
Coincidentally, they need money to finish the documentary. Pls donate.

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[Cerabella]

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[Terrorist]

I demand an IP2 crossover. RV7 should make a stop there and liberate the animals. Imagine Attilla astride an alpaca, both wearing pit vipers #yearofbasedalpacas

 

[AssignedEva]

Madam Earl threatened great bodily harm to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch feudal lord Paul Mendoza aka Bonnie Nelson aka "Troon Boon".
Coincidentally, they need money to finish the documentary. Pls donate.
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Love how Penny thinks not wanting to be featured in the Tranch documentary or associated with the Tranch in any way is a "weird whim". I also doubt that this is "one of the minor" threats they've gotten, as had they received more serious threats then we'd absolutely have seen those posted for the purposes of grifting.

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And here's a purported more serious threat... except it's so transparent that Bonnie escalated that by threatening the guy with a gun first and then making an outright stated death threat. Bonnie, it's probably not a good idea to implicate yourself by posting screenshots inviting someone to "come die on my ranch".

Between this and locals complaining about their hashtag spam, it's really undermining Penny's claim that they're "setting up long lasting mutually beneficial relationships and fostering community with the amazing people that inhabit this valley". Although it does seem to be increasing the likelihood of either a police raid or an actual attack from the Earl Militia, so I'm here for it.

 

[White Devil]

That second email looks like it's a throwaway so probably something they made and sent to themselves. Likely because of how they got called out during the original earl grift for having absolutely no evidence (because it never happened).

 

[AnOminous]

It's hardly the most egregious cooking issue to come out of the tranch but it's such a microcosm of all their problems - whether it's cooking or building outhouses or animal husbandry, they're too lazy to do simple steps that would vastly improve the outcome, and don't think to do pretty basic research (any cookbook would have told you these things).

Honestly their cooking is like if you cloned Jack Scalfani a dozen times, complete with every ounce of fat, and put him in a dress.

That second email looks like it's a throwaway so probably something they made and sent to themselves. Likely because of how they got called out during the original earl grift for having absolutely no evidence (because it never happened).

If you mean the tutanota one, that's exactly what it is. It's one of the older free email services. There's no reason to believe it belongs to anyone but one of the troons.

 

[White Devil]

If you mean the tutanota one, that's exactly what it is. It's one of the older free email services. There's no reason to believe it belongs to anyone but one of the troons.

Candymecha@throwawayemail.com

I wonder who at the tranch has an obsession with robots.

 

[Swiss46]

The only conflict related to the threats we'll ever see is the war between Trancher's victim complex and their small penis complex.

Spoiler: Conflict

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I demand an IP2 crossover. RV7 should make a stop there and liberate the animals. Imagine Attilla astride an alpaca, both wearing pit vipers #yearofbasedalpacas

Please, that would be a hilarious outcome. I wanna see a bunch of retards sacking a bunch of tranny retards and liberating their animals.

Candymecha@throwawayemail.com

I wonder who at the tranch has an obsession with robots.

Kevin confirmed for being Earl. Of course the lazy coomer who stays at his computer would be told to fake death threats for dosh.

 

[White Devil]

They can't even fake death threats right. What an absolute carnival of fuck ups.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Madam Earl threatened great bodily harm to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch feudal lord Paul Mendoza aka Bonnie Nelson aka "Troon Boon".
Coincidentally, they need money to finish the documentary. Pls donate.
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Not sure I understand how you're outing your neighbor for alleged harassment by not showing their email address.

 

[AnOminous]

They can't even fake death threats right. What an absolute carnival of fuck ups.

Imagine making fake death threats against yourself and still coming across as the crazy, violent lunatic.

 

[Surfin Terf]

That second email looks like it's a throwaway so probably something they made and sent to themselves. Likely because of how they got called out during the original earl grift for having absolutely no evidence (because it never happened).

I don't know, I could believe that it's just some troll, if the tranch was going to send themselves threatening e-mails then I think they'd go with something a little more clearly threatening than, "Now it's time to find out".

If it is one of the tranchers behind these e-mails then I don't think that Bonnie was in on it since he wouldn't have resorted to threats of his own so quickly if he'd known it was intended to be an opportunity to show off the peace-loving farmers and workers of the tranch being victimized by violent fascists.

 

[Gone Ham]

Bonnie the racist?!


Their mobile gas chamber is going up

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