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The plot thickens at tran ranch! What will lead to the ultimate downfall of this empire?


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The Emperor Skeksis

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Madam Earl threatened great bodily harm to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch feudal lord Paul Mendoza aka Bonnie Nelson aka "Troon Boon".
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'Take down the trailer because she believed the truck was in it'?
What on earth does that mean?

What I gather from this is that the Tranchers overstepped their bounds, one of the neighbours complained because they don't want their farm/land/animals ruined by the trancher taint of failure and incompetence, and Penny and the other ogres went there to aggressively confront her while shoving a camera in her face. So agressively that she felt the need to threaten them to back off.

No normal neighbour immediately resorts to calling a lawyer in a simple conflict. You scared her, Penny, you liar.
 

AnOminous

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If it is one of the tranchers behind these e-mails then I don't think that Bonnie was in on it since he wouldn't have resorted to threats of his own so quickly if he'd known it was intended to be an opportunity to show off the peace-loving farmers and workers of the tranch being victimized by violent fascists.
They're used to acting like hyper-masculine violent crazies and still getting their ass kissed by the retard media though.
Bonnie the racist?!
Says the man who runs a tranny ranch with nothing but white men in it.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

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If it is one of the tranchers behind these e-mails then I don't think that Bonnie was in on it since he wouldn't have resorted to threats of his own so quickly if he'd known it was intended to be an opportunity to show off the peace-loving farmers and workers of the tranch being victimized by violent fascists.
Well IDK I reckon he'd be very glad, able, and willing to send violent threats to Kev if it was really him.
 

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This series of screenshots completely changed my opinion on the Tranch. Not only are they going to be okay, but they may be the saviors of mankind. It appears they'e cracked the code on how to recycle aluminum cans into steel. Not even the greatest alchemists of Medieval Europe could perform this type of transmogrification. Imagine the possibilities. Nuclear waste could become cancer medication. Exhaust from smokestacks at coal power plants could be captured and converted into fairy dust. The testicles from a troon's orchiectomy could become their breast implants.

Recycling steel is called taking it to a scrapyard or a metal dealer to get paid.
The aluminum cans actually just identify as steel.
Ever hear of epimetallurgics, bigot?
 

titty skeleton

bones are transphobic :/
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Didn't someone in this thread suggest that they get a tent to house the alpacas as it would be better than the ramshackle rape shed that they'd built out of plywood? We already know they read the thread but are they actually listening to the advice here? That'd be a first.

I do hope one of them clears up the big shit pile on the right side of the tent in the 3rd image. Maybe we'll get a funny 'Trancher fallen in shit' image out of it when the shearing happens though.

The circus tent look is so appropriate for them it's uncanny :biggrin:
 

Kuritan Deplorable

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It’ll be a billion degrees anyway in the direct heat. Also I feel even more bad for their septic system. It’ll be destroyed with the serfs coming. If they come at all
Please, you think they'd let the slave labor poop inside?

They really didn't think that through though. Folks are gonna have to deal with nature, a line to get into the house or a camper ain't gonna fly. We might have some troons adding to the shit piles soon enough.
 

Borscht

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One look at this setup was enough to get calliope music start playing in my head.

There is one thing I do not understand about their alpaca venture: why get 200 starving buggers instead of 20? Shoveling that much manure day after day cannot be fun.

The town they live next to is a dark sky community, and the skyline is fantastically beautiful even in their photos. Why did they go with the whole herd ranching thing? Surely setting up a mini-hotel for other trans suckers would have been cheaper?

"Come pet an alpaca, look at the starry sky, eat our atrociously cooked food and forget the horrors of the transphobic world. This is a place of healing. We will keep you safe with all the guns". Add a bunch of holistic medicine, drugs, whatever feels good mumbo-jumbo and charge 1000$ every 3 days per visitor for the TransExperience. Team up with Sophie LaBelle for advertising or something, the dude has reach and gullible audience.

Surely that'd beat doing all the seriously hard labor they are failing to do?
 

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