I can't believe Earl has a weather machine now. How can he be stopped?!?
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!
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Yknow at first I was going to assert that clearly the gods upon Olympus themselves must be anti-trans, but with Zeus's history, I'm not so sure. Maybe one of his old hobbies was dilating amholes with lighting rods. Maybe Earl practiced for infiltrating the tranch by hitting the temple of the gods first. Man may have stolen fire, but Earl stole wind. Given enough time, the Tranch will find itself Beset by a horde of MAGAbenders.
As for the tent, what do you guys want to bet on? That it was an incredibly cheap, thin tent (I consider this unlikely due to the sheer size of it) or that they didn't stake it down right at all, and it started coming up and ripped under that pressure? Not to mention, I doubt they bought the thing, so they're gonna pay out the ass to replace it for whoever they rented or borrowed it from.
As for the tent, what do you guys want to bet on? That it was an incredibly cheap, thin tent (I consider this unlikely due to the sheer size of it) or that they didn't stake it down right at all, and it started coming up and ripped under that pressure? Not to mention, I doubt they bought the thing, so they're gonna pay out the ass to replace it for whoever they rented or borrowed it from.
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Earl sabotaged the circus tent by standing 10 feet away holding a window fan, they have increased patrols for the time being.
Of course Zeus is transphobic. He hates uggos.
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They didn't stake it down right. As per Kevin's tweet earlier today:
I'm not 100% on this one, but I don't think you're supposed to only leave one side open on a big top. They're usually just the roof, or closed all the way round with a door/entry flap thing. If a gust blew in and got trapped, it might billow out the top and rip it or something? Either way if they were having to "stake the hell down" of one side because wind kept coming in, I'd assume they didn't put it together very well.
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This reality show is hilarious.
I wonder if the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are out of big square bales, or if it didn't occur to them to move a couple for a windbreak?
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Is it smart to have that generator and the grill in the middle of all of that hay? I am assuming it's not
Your assumption is correct, but considering who we're dealing with, I doubt that occurred to them.
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I think that is an electric air compressor.
They're pretty obviously pre-packaged. That kind of shit is usually made of beef hearts and offal and other crap. They're certainly gypping any idiots who showed up to shear the alpacas for them, because they're too lazy to shear them themselves.
These have to be the laziest trannies ever found, they grift hundreds of thousands of dollars, waste it on absolute bullshit, then gyp out on paying the idiots who show up to do the actual productive work of the tranch, giving them shitty hamburgers and hummus. Lmao.
The idiots getting grifted deserve it. How could anyone be this stupid?
What, a high desert climate has windstorms on summer afternoons?! YOU DON'T SAY!!
How long have they lived there now? Anyone with half a brain (and yes I know the denizens of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch haven't got half a brain between all of them put together) would remember that a high desert afternoon = high winds. That's why their retarded big top
was an absurd endeavor to begin with... and then they started selling merch to VOLUNTEERS (while giving them food poisoning at the same time) and they're still going to be engaging in alpaca bondage outside for "shearing" time.I guess it's good that they're doing it earlier this year so the alpaca don't freeze their fuzz-less asses off when the first cold snap comes in September.
We laughed about tranchers spreading awareness of the true nature of trans people. We did. But it is a joke come true.
While CHUD kiwifarmers sit in their miserable basement laughing at people halfway around the world, hardworking TRANCHERS, through news outlets, educate the common folx about how awful queers are.
On a serious note, I am really impressed by the amount of exposure from mainstream media the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is receiving. Today Show is kinda huge, right? And the Al Jazeera video has gotten 17,000 views in a 5 day time. Throw the indie docs into the mix (though they'll prob stay in the queer community) and I have no doubts it is only a matter of time before the Tranch reaches US national level broadcast and awareness.
While CHUD kiwifarmers sit in their miserable basement laughing at people halfway around the world, hardworking TRANCHERS, through news outlets, educate the common folx about how awful queers are.
On a serious note, I am really impressed by the amount of exposure from mainstream media the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is receiving. Today Show is kinda huge, right? And the Al Jazeera video has gotten 17,000 views in a 5 day time. Throw the indie docs into the mix (though they'll prob stay in the queer community) and I have no doubts it is only a matter of time before the Tranch reaches US national level broadcast and awareness.
And all those google views will bring them here, so that people can see what they're actually like.
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I just think it's funny that a "self-sustaining" ranch needs to rely on convoluted Earl stories to grift money and volunteers to do labor because Penny keeps bringing in lazy troons with busted amholes who do literally nothing around the house. I would die of shock if I saw Kevin make any type of meal that wasn't a Hot Pocket. As for Jen, I understand why they wouldn't want a scat fetishist playing chef.
“Alpacas With Guns: 2022“ is going to be fucking amazing.
non-profits hire and pay people all the time.
they did it cause they are assholes who like to exploit people.
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Shearing 200 animals is an involved process, but they have enough hands to get it done in a day or two on their own, no need for a volunteer army. They're just lazy fucks. I'm just curious how many injuries they'll be facing, with an army of inexperienced, incapable tourist-troons trying to handle animals that tend to be uncooperative. Alpaca's might be fairly chill, but no animal likes being tied out and laid on its back while power tools work over its body. Someones gonna take a hoof to the face.
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