The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[artilleryfroth]

non-profits hire and pay people all the time.

they did it cause they are assholes who like to exploit people.

Non-profits usually pay their staff crazy high salaries, it’s almost always a grift that way. I’m wondering whether they will have to disclose their spendings. Maybe Amhole gets a salary for repelling Earl by smell.

They should at least give their fictitious volunteers some decent food and accommodation, but they don’t even have that themselves. Dumb frat boys in adult male bodies.

 

[AssignedEva]

Shearing 200 animals is an involved process, but they have enough hands to get it done in a day or two on their own, no need for a volunteer army. They're just lazy fucks. I'm just curious how many injuries they'll be facing, with an army of inexperienced, incapable tourist-troons trying to handle animals that tend to be uncooperative. Alpaca's might be fairly chill, but no animal likes being tied out and laid on its back while power tools work over its body. Someones gonna take a hoof to the face.

I'm not 100% sure all their visitors will be helping shear, actually.

It sort of implies that you can just come for the "shearing celebration", plus they also mentioned their "shearer" being late

which makes sense if they've got a bunch of inexperienced visitors with the physique of Kevin. Possibly they just literally mean their shearing equipment if they're renting it, but it does come across like they got a giant circus tent for "shearapalooza" and they're offering alpaca shearing as a novelty petting zoo type experience.
I guess that it's somewhat at odds with their usual grift to just have a free party, though. On the other hand, if they're getting filmed again they might want to play up that "trans safe haven" angle and show off some (shitty) hospitality for the grift.

 

[Surfin Terf]

And all those google views will bring them here, so that people can see what they're actually like.

Except that this page is halfway down the 4th page (when I Googled Incognito). Tenacious Unicorn Ranch kiwifarms was the first related search, so that's nice, but they're more likely to go through the 3 pages of glowup about the "anarchist trans commune" or the "trans and queer haven".

I don't know much about Search Engine Optimisation, but this thread could use more of it.

 

[ForgottenUserName]

To help we should stop calling it the Tranch and use Tenacious Unicorn Ranch more. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a pretty awful place that abuses animals. Don't you agree that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is pretty shitty?

 

[JY's Tampon]

I'm not 100% sure all their visitors will be helping shear, actually.
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It sort of implies that you can just come for the "shearing celebration", plus they also mentioned their "shearer" being late
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which makes sense if they've got a bunch of inexperienced visitors with the physique of Kevin. Possibly they just literally mean their shearing equipment if they're renting it, but it does come across like they got a giant circus tent for "shearapalooza" and they're offering alpaca shearing as a novelty petting zoo type experience.
I guess that it's somewhat at odds with their usual grift to just have a free party, though. On the other hand, if they're getting filmed again they might want to play up that "trans safe haven" angle and show off some (shitty) hospitality for the grift.

Holding an event that requires travel in the middle of the week with very little notice. Good thing someone willing to show won't be hindered by work. The tranch really knows how to hit their target audience.

 

[Old Fart]

Call me stupid, but I don’t think they legally can pay the volunteers, due to their non profit status.

In my part of the Europes, nonprofits can certainly hire paid staff. However, then they also have to pay the employer's part of social insurance and arrange for liability insurance, take care of working time and security laws, the works.

If someone volunteers they cannot be paid more than a reasonable compensation for expenses. The volunteer xirself is normally responsible for insurance. Until recently, if a volunteer got mauled by your alpacas, the former would have had no recourse but his own insurance, since he explicitly volunteered to sit on the poor animal to shave it. (Since a few years, employers can arrange insurance for volunteer workforce but I'm not sure that goes for all of the EU).

I'm not sure the US/CO is that strict but the Ranchists are obviously going the cheapest route.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Shearing 200 animals is an involved process, but they have enough hands to get it done in a day or two on their own, no need for a volunteer army. They're just lazy fucks. I'm just curious how many injuries they'll be facing, with an army of inexperienced, incapable tourist-troons trying to handle animals that tend to be uncooperative. Alpaca's might be fairly chill, but no animal likes being tied out and laid on its back while power tools work over its body. Someones gonna take a hoof to the face.

I am worried about the probable food poisoning that is going to happen with how unsanitary they seem to be

 

[Meat Target]

Is that a gas fired barbeque in an enclosed space? My God, they really have built a gas chamber.

I first saw this post on random.txt and immediately knew it was from the Tranch thread.

 

[Kane Lives]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Tranch somewhere out in the boonies? Who are they even targetting with this? The neighbours, who they went out of their way to piss off? The local county folks, whom they insulted? How many people are going to like, drive an hour (maybe more) to some notorious ranch just to """help""" shear alpacas? Isn't it just easier to head to a proper alpaca farm instead?

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Tranch somewhere out in the boonies? Who are they even targetting with this? The neighbours, who they went out of their way to piss off? The local county folks, whom they insulted? How many people are going to like, drive an hour (maybe more) to some notorious ranch just to """help""" shear alpacas? Isn't it just easier to head to a proper alpaca farm instead?

People who want to fuck alpacas and people who like a good freakshow.

 

[Ghjkl63]

To help we should stop calling it the Tranch and use Tenacious Unicorn Ranch more. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a pretty awful place that abuses animals. Don't you agree that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is pretty shitty?

I agree that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a shithole

 

[White Devil]

I agree that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a shithole

People need to know that Tenacious Unicorn Ranch courts convicted pedophiles to come stay with them.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

People need to know that Tenacious Unicorn Ranch courts convicted pedophiles to come stay with them.

They also need to know that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has destroyed the ecosystem on their land.

 

[Ghjkl63]

They also need to know that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has destroyed the ecosystem on their land.

In addition to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch not actually being under threat from any militias and seriously neglecting to properly care for their alpaca

 

[AnOminous]

On a serious note, I am really impressed by the amount of exposure from mainstream media the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is receiving. Today Show is kinda huge, right? And the Al Jazeera video has gotten 17,000 views in a 5 day time.

Fine by me. The more the fake news glowingly covers these violent, insane freak cultists, the more embarrassing it will be when they inevitably murder someone, each other, or get caught molesting children.

 

[White Devil]

Also the fact that Tenacious Unicorn Ranch charges volunteers for their free labor.

 

[Gone Ham]

I hope Null can replace all instances of the term "Tranch" with Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, so it totally won't mess with the google results for Tenacious Unicorn Ranch when you search for Tenacious Unicorn ranch to learn more about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

 

[Ghostse]

Call me stupid, but I don’t think they legally can pay the volunteers, due to their non profit status.

As @Just A Butt said, non-profits can hire people. They are also permitted to give rewards to volunteers.

 

[AnOminous]

Call me stupid, but I don’t think they legally can pay the volunteers, due to their non profit status.

Nonprofits can pay for goods and services. What is prohibited is "inurement," which is the income or assets "unreasonably" benefiting "any of its board members, trustees, officers, or key employees," as Guidestar puts it. An example of this would be Trans Lifeline, where Kjel and Pajeet treated the nonprofit's funds as a personal piggy bank, routinely spending them on themselves, or giving themselves "loans" then not paying them back.

This is often a matter of pure formality, though. Had they simply paid themselves inflated salaries and done the same thing, instead of just directly looting the coffers, they probably would have gotten away with it. While inflated salaries could constitute "unreasonable" benefits, in practice, they rarely do.

I seriously doubt they're going to pay their retarded volunteers even fair market value for what they're doing, much less enough to be inurement. They're already gypping them with shitty freezer burgers and hummus, about the cheapest thing imaginable. Not that I don't like hummus, but I have been at too many events where the "free food" turns out to be hummus and pita chips or some shit not to recognize this kind of bullshit when I see it.

 

[Death Grip]

It was sure optimistic of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch to decide to keep 200 alpacas on 36 acres, how much was that overpopulated by again?
I am sure people hoping to gain understanding of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch would love to know.