The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[Meriasek]

Holy shit look at them
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No seriously, that's the Golden Youth from Road Warrior, innit.

Too bad he found a bunch of even more degenerate scum than the Gayboy Berserkers and Smegma Crazies.

 

[White Devil]

No seriously, that's the Golden Youth from Road Warrior, innit.
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To bad he found a bunch of even more degenerate scum than the Gayboy Berserkers and Smegma Crazies.

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch probably gets their whole aesthetic from Mad Max villains.

 

[Meriasek]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch probably gets their whole aesthetic from Mad Max villains.

They probably just saw "uwu queer representation" and didn't understand that those were the bad guys representative of how wrecked and degenerated society had become.


/edit:
Also, these fucking tardotroons won't even shear their animals themselves and instead hire some professional to do it?
I mean, it's the smart thing to do, but holy shit they're constantly larping as this hyper-competent and oh-so-independent Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, and they can't even bring themselves to do the work that is supposed to be their main source of income?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The Today Show Tenacious Unicorn Ranch fluff piece dropped a couple of hours ago. Unfortunately, the alpha troons didn't let Kevin show up in this fluff piece, but maybe he'll show up in the future. On the bright side, there are a whole lot of really, really ugly photos of some of the troons dicking around with alpacas on their barren land and shit like that. Also, the alpaca count has gone down to 170 from 200. Was 200 an estimate, or has Alpacaschwitz kicked into high gear?

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EDIT: I thought the idea to start referring to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch by its full name was dumb at first, but a Google search of "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Today Show" lands us on page 3. Let's see if we can get that bumped up!

 

[Gone Ham]

The Today Show Tenacious Unicorn Ranch fluff piece dropped a couple of hours ago. Unfortunately, the alpha troons didn't let Kevin show up in this fluff piece, but maybe he'll show up in the future. On the bright side, there are a whole lot of really, really ugly photos of some of the troons dicking around with alpacas on their barren land and shit like that. Also, the alpaca count has gone down to 170 from 200. Was 200 an estimate, or has Alpacaschwitz kicked into high gear?

Link | Archive

200 Alpaca at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch was confirmed circa march...

 

[AssignedEva]

It was sure optimistic of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch to decide to keep 200 alpacas on 36 acres, how much was that overpopulated by again?
I am sure people hoping to gain understanding of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch would love to know.

Prolego made a good post about this, earlier in the thread about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. Because the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch does not have much vegetation, the carrying capacity for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is only three alpacas.

That's why the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has to rely on free feed given to them by locals who don't want the alpacas to starve, because the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has overfarmed their land and caused an ecological disaster. That also seems to be why the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has lost about 30 alpacas in the last few months, as the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has over 50 times too many alpacas for their land.

That's also without considering the flock of sheep the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch also has, whose ewes are all overstressed and abandoned their lambs. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has been eating a lot of mutton as a result, because the sheep on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch keep dying. At some point the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch also had goats, chickens and ducks, but the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has not posted about them in a long time, probably because the cavalier approach to animal husbandry displayed on the the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has resulted in many animals starving to death or succumbing to the elements.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

The Today Show Tenacious Unicorn Ranch fluff piece dropped a couple of hours ago. Unfortunately, the alpha troons didn't let Kevin show up in this fluff piece, but maybe he'll show up in the future. On the bright side, there are a whole lot of really, really ugly photos of some of the troons dicking around with alpacas on their barren land and shit like that. Also, the alpaca count has gone down to 170 from 200. Was 200 an estimate, or has Alpacaschwitz kicked into high gear?

Link | Archive

EDIT: I thought the idea to start referring to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch by its full name was dumb at first, but a Google search of "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Today Show" lands us on page 3. Let's see if we can get that bumped up!

Jesus Christ you were not lying about them being ugly

 

[Meiwaku]

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A real poc? At MY tranch? It's more likely than you think

 

[Lubby Smith]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch segment archive.

 

[Gone Ham]

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Phil is literally a sleep paralysis demon

 

[Meiwaku]

Im screaming what is this bitch wearing!! Keep in mind this is what Pennywise submitted for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch documentary lolololol

So swole.

Moob alert

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

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Lol, Peeny gave them really old pics not of the tranch or tranchers, I wonder why.
Is it because of how fat swole he is now? Because he no longer has associates who make any token effort at passing? Or perhaps because the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a filthy midden heap, whereas the people and places depicted here look approximately clean and well cared-for?

 

[Meiwaku]

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Jesus Christ you were not lying about them being ugly

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I wish I could put this photo on a poster to peak trans the whole nation instantly.

Coming soon to a woman's changing room near you!

 

[Cereal Killer]

Also, these fucking tardotroons won't even shear their animals themselves and instead hire some professional to do it?

I’m actually glad that they’re paying a pro instead of trying to do it themselves with an army of randos. Less stressful for the animals and more efficient if they can’t be arsed to learn to do it themselves.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The Today Show Tenacious Unicorn Ranch fluff piece dropped a couple of hours ago. Unfortunately, the alpha troons didn't let Kevin show up in this fluff piece

Good news- I was wrong! We get a Kevin cameo at 4:30 where he talks about how great it was to get his amhole installed while living at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

 

[Meiwaku]

We got footage from the elusive non binary husband and his southpark hat. Also worth noting Sky is missing front teeth. You wonder why Bonnie is asexual. Yeesh.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

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Hot girl summer!

 

[Meiwaku]

Crossposting this picture of tru & honest women

Left to right: Bonnie, Sky, ??, ??, Jarrod, Daisy. Ash (behind kevin), Kevin, Jen

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

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We got footage from the elusive non binary husband and his southpark hat. Also worth noting Sky is missing front teeth. You wonder why Bonnie is asexual. Yeesh.

Peter Griffin lookin ass on the left