The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[StoicMoose]

It's pure fucking dumbassery even to end up in this situation. Why would anyone sell a sawed-off shotgun? Just sell them an actual shotgun, and point out it would be completely illegal, but yanno, I've heard some people, criminals, yanno, will sometimes saw off the barrel right here. Now you'd best not do that, because it would be illegal, but bad people do that sometimes.

I mean, if you're a guy who moved out to the middle of the rockies in montana to just get away from it all with the family, a guy asking you to do some gun smithing and shorten some shotgun barrels would probably be a wink and nod sort of deal. I doubt anyone aside the agent arranging it all could even comprehend the kind of response they got.

 

[White Devil]

I mean, if you're a guy who moved out to the middle of the rockies in montana to just get away from it all with the family, a guy asking you to do some gun smithing and shorten some shotgun barrels would probably be a wink and nod sort of deal. I doubt anyone aside the agent arranging it all could even comprehend the kind of response they got.

And you have hit upon the crux of why no one likes Federal agencies; entrapment.

 

[StoicMoose]

And you have hit upon the crux of why no one likes Federal agencies; entrapment.

which is why the feds wont care about troon ranch, too busy entrapping wignats rn

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, if you're a guy who moved out to the middle of the rockies in montana to just get away from it all with the family, a guy asking you to do some gun smithing and shorten some shotgun barrels would probably be a wink and nod sort of deal. I doubt anyone aside the agent arranging it all could even comprehend the kind of response they got.

Yeah maybe but we're not talking some guy, we're talking some guy who is a shrieking crazy tranny screaming insane gibberish. I don't see the normal kind of oh yeah let's just take a few inches off that barrel guy going into full trust mode with lunatics like this.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

This is slightly off topic, but all of these "Anti-Fascist" volunteers who will run all over the continent at the drop of the hat - overpriced semi-auto rifle in tow - to participate in BLM riots, counter-protest random right-wing gatherings, and patrol postage stamp-sized "ranches" run by obviously insane eunuchs, well, it's really got me thinking. I mean, these guys are just LARPers out for the clout, aren't they? Pretend you're some naïve college leftist out at a bar, and you run into one of these guys, and they've got stories to tell about "bashing the fash" all over the country. Hell, they've even got pictures of themselves decked out in paramilitary gear in some desolate wasteland that looks like it could be the set of a particularly excellent John Ford remake! Very impressive! You'd happily introduce them to your equally naïve college leftist girlfriend and spot them a round. Even though, in the end, all they're actually doing is prancing purposelessly in front of a bunch of bemused rural boomers who have no idea why this particular crop of hippy-type pinko fags is so much worse than the last five. But by Jove, it impresses college lads and lasses, and has a good chance of getting him invited to and laid at parties even into his 40s!

Now, I take all this, and I think about how many supposedly respectable figures from history were really doing the same thing. I mean, Hemingway's the obvious one, although he was at least actually a damn fine writer. But thinking deeper - Garibaldi? Yeah, he was pretty clearly just a clout-chaser who got a bit carried away. Patrick Henry? Thomas Paine? Eric Blair? Fucking Fidel Castro? Shit, I'm sure in the interwar period there's plenty of right-wing fascist equivalents of that lot that I can't be fucking bothered to think of or look up. How much of radical politics is desired by the drive to seem rakish and daring in front of naïve members of the opposite sex?

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[Gone Ham]

This is slightly off topic, but all of these "Anti-Fascist" volunteers who will run all over the continent at the drop of the hat - overpriced semi-auto rifle in tow - to participate in BLM riots, counter-protest random right-wing gatherings, and patrol postage stamp-sized "ranches" run by obviously insane eunuchs, well, it's really got me thinking. I mean, these guys are just LARPers out for the clout, aren't they? Pretend you're some naïve college leftist out at a bar, and you run into one of these guys, and they've got stories to tell about "bashing the fash" all over the country. Hell, they've even got pictures of themselves decked out in paramilitary gear in some desolate wasteland that looks like it could be the set of a particularly excellent John Ford remake! Very impressive! You'd happily introduce them to your equally naïve college leftist girlfriend and spot them a round. Even though, in the end, all they're actually doing is prancing purposelessly in front of a bunch of bemused rural boomers who have no idea why this particular crop of hippy-type pinko fags is so much worse than the last five. But by Jove, it impresses college lads and lasses, and has a good chance of getting him invited to and laid at parties even into his 40s!

Now, I take all this, and I think about how many supposedly respectable figures from history were really doing the same thing. I mean, Hemingway's the obvious one, although he was at least actually a damn fine writer. But thinking deeper - Garibaldi? Yeah, he was pretty clearly just a clout-chaser who got a bit carried away. Patrick Henry? Thomas Paine? Eric Blair? Fucking Fidel Castro? Shit, I'm sure in the interwar period there's plenty of right-wing fascist equivalents of that lot that I can't be fucking bothered to think of or look up. How much of radical politics is desired by the drive to seem rakish and daring in front of naïve members of the opposite sex?

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Men. Doing stupid things for pussy since day 1.

Also, I doubt that anyone is actually entranced by the people who larp as "bashing the fash". I basically camouflage myself as a socialist in my friend group (don't ask) and they basically seem to agree with my take that it makes them stupid

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This thread needs to know more about Josie/Jarrod Hunter Stanley:

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(Apologies if there are problems with the images here, I'm having big issues with attachments for some reason, I think xenforo is saving image files as webp but using a .jpg extension so they can't be re-uploaded. Some of these I've had to take screenshots to be able to upload because direct linking to the files on the other thread doesn't embed the images properly).

Josie Stanley (Powerword Jarrod Hunter Stanley) is the third member of Penny and Kev's BDSM poly throuple. Deets and dox from @Meiwaku (who deserves credit for digging up most of the information in this post) here, more from @Lubby Smith here. We saw almost nothing from him for the first year of the Kev thread other than his tweets from the @josiebean42 account, turns out that he wasn't "out" to his parents until early this year, hence his low profile, but since then he has been making up for lost time. Buckle up, Kiwis, because Josie is fucking insane. Credit to Meiwaku, Lubby Smith and @Law for the below:

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Like all Troons, he angrily blames everyone but himself for his problems, though in his case it's almost to a comedic degree.

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Note that in the above post he He also admits to being severely mentally ill, which is interesting given that he is armed 24/7:

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How did his "coming out" go? Not well. He possibly has the worst relationship with his family out of any of the Tranchers, and bear in mind Bonnie's dad is a convicted pedo:

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Looks like his family sees right through his bullshit.

Like Penis, he's ex-military and severely mentally ill. He is from a military family and his father, of course, is rich like all the rest and owns a 100-acre property in Texas. His mother works in intel, which has fuelled the family drama somewhat:

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Frankly, my money's on this guy to snap first. Penis may be delusional, but Jarrod seems highly unstable and antisocial, and hopped up on paranoid extremist politics 24/7. Place your bets, people!

I don't think it's been confirmed he actually served past being in college ROTC, where he was booted out for popping hot on a UA. Maybe I'm wrong.

Also that fucking kit is dogshit, again. Why are you carrying half a hooligan kit? Lot of doors to breach out in rural CO?

You sure?
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A man chooses, a slave obeys. Fuck the ATF.

Unpopular opinion: Nothing is gonna pop off. These are LARPing physical cowards with no appetite for real violence. Sure, a couple are veterans, but that means less and less these days. The most will happen is a shouting match where the cops get called. If somebody is shot, which isn't likely, it'll be one trancher by another trancher.

Agreed this will fizzle out. Its just a grift.

Those plate carriers are absolute shit and they're not even wearing them correctly. It's actually baffling how poorly designed it is, it looks like it was made by someone who saw a plate carrier in a videogame once. The guy on the right with the Condor chest rig has no actual protection but it's unironically better suited for fighting.
I looked at ConquestThread and their products look paintball tier. I don't know if it's the lighting but the material looks like generic nylon used in backpacks. The obnoxious colors make it clear it's all for LARP.

Spoiler: atrocities against cordura fabric

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NODs are good but thermals are a game changer. A PVS-14 is more or less affordable but helmet, mounts and weapon IR already put it over hunting thermal scopes.
There's footage of Russians in Syria using thermals and in certain situations it works 10x better than image intensifier technolgift.

Have you seen the "plates"? They are recycled aluminum, boxy, and ineffective as fuck.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

Ok so I have a question. How likely is it that some of them might be fucking the llamas? We already know they're degenerate & retarded but my curiosity has me pondering the question of How deep does the rabbit hole go?

 

[Gone Ham]

Ok so I have a question. How likely is it that some of them might be fucking the llamas? We already know they're degenerate & retarded but my curiosity has me pondering the question of How deep does the rabbit hole go?

Why did you bring that up. I don't want to even entertain the idea, but deep down, we know it's likely someone has, or is planning to do so.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

Why did you bring that up. I don't want to even entertain the idea, but deep down, we know it's likely someone has, or is planning to do so.

I only brought it up because first there was toggles the rat, then kero makes his return, so I'm wondering how long this trend of animal fuckers will last.

 

[lolwut]

I only brought it up because first there was toggles the rat, then kero makes his return, so I'm wondering how long this trend of animal fuckers will last.

We already had the llama brothel farm saga with @EasyPeasy, so this is a rerun, if true.

 

[Montalbane]

So the tranch has just become the incarnation of modern day /k/?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. Also posted in the Kev thread because all of the info is from there.
I gift you this information in the form of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch limited edition trading cards. I hope you both love and hate them, and find them informative in a neurodivergent-friendly manner. Do please tell me if I've fucked anything up or missed something good!

House Niggas / Permanent Members
The ranch has 2 bedrooms, presumably split along the following lines of who's in a stated relationship.
The polycule:
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The couple:
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Team Trailers / Temporary Members
The ranch had an influx of people between July-September 2020. We aren't sure who remains, with the exception of Josie. We do know one or more people left on bad terms in December 2020 (@Cerabella ).
There are two sources on ranchers, aside from ranchers' own tweets:
- The September 2020 Rocky Mountain Rocky Mountain PBS clip shows Josie was in residence by then.
- The January 2021 High Country News article shows Daisy and Justine[sic]. However, the article only confirms ranch residents as recently as November 2020, which is when the visit for the article was made, so no help with who left in December.
It seems Team Trailers is 1-3 people, listed in order of likelihood.

Josie / @josiebean42 seems committed, and possibly in it for the long haul. Picture courtesy RMPBS. Dox here courtesy @Meiwaku.
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On the ranch as of November 2020 per High Country News:
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Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2021. As of now both of their Twitter accounts are active, neither indicate they are on the ranch.
Daisy/@desert_daisie deadname name source courtesy @Wanda. Arrival at the ranch source, @ValVenus
Justyne/@zirdo_ionsa arrival at the ranch source, @Gizmoduck

Spoiler: Justine / Justyne is zirdo_ionsa

Same hat, shirt and face.
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Unconfirmed ex-residents/possible visitors:
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@anarchowhore and @trans_roadie, both Twitter accounts sadly gone, but archived @trans_roadie (June 30th 2020) and
@anarchowhore (July 31st 2020). Present in September 2020, no further mention.
Anarchowhore picture taken from own Twitter and Trans_roadie from here by @PozzedByCoronachan .

Spoiler: Bonus footage of Kevin with Anarchowhore and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa

From @Tomssu 's September 2020 post.
Anarchowhore front and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa back.
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We also have 2 confirmed ex-ranchers:
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Lizzie/Crayons: Jan-April 2020. Arrival source, @stupid fuck , departure source @ValVenus .
Raging_Grace: June 2020. Obviously themselves a mad troon throwing abuse accusations but confirmed to have stayed by Penny's responses.
Raging_grace accusations source, @ValVenus
Penny's response source, @Tomssu.

ETA: I'd like to keep these up to date, so feel free to @ me on any confirmed guests/sightings.
I considered HuskyAldoRaine but there isn't any evidence he's living with them.
ETA2: Josie's dox source.

Going full Jonestown when?

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Inspired by @Randall Fragg 's suggestion that someone do a write up of ranch denizens. Also posted in the Kev thread because all of the info is from there.
I gift you this information in the form of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch limited edition trading cards. I hope you both love and hate them, and find them informative in a neurodivergent-friendly manner. Do please tell me if I've fucked anything up or missed something good!

House Niggas / Permanent Members
The ranch has 2 bedrooms, presumably split along the following lines of who's in a stated relationship.
The polycule:
View attachment 2003997View attachment 2003996View attachment 2004297
The couple:
View attachment 2003998View attachment 2004005

Team Trailers / Temporary Members
The ranch had an influx of people between July-September 2020. We aren't sure who remains, with the exception of Josie. We do know one or more people left on bad terms in December 2020 (@Cerabella ).
There are two sources on ranchers, aside from ranchers' own tweets:
- The September 2020 Rocky Mountain Rocky Mountain PBS clip shows Josie was in residence by then.
- The January 2021 High Country News article shows Daisy and Justine[sic]. However, the article only confirms ranch residents as recently as November 2020, which is when the visit for the article was made, so no help with who left in December.
It seems Team Trailers is 1-3 people, listed in order of likelihood.

Josie / @josiebean42 seems committed, and possibly in it for the long haul. Picture courtesy RMPBS. Dox here courtesy @Meiwaku.
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On the ranch as of November 2020 per High Country News:
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Daisy / @desert_daisie and Justyne / @zirdo_ionsa both arrived in June 2021. As of now both of their Twitter accounts are active, neither indicate they are on the ranch.
Daisy/@desert_daisie deadname name source courtesy @Wanda. Arrival at the ranch source, @ValVenus
Justyne/@zirdo_ionsa arrival at the ranch source, @Gizmoduck

Spoiler: Justine / Justyne is zirdo_ionsa

Same hat, shirt and face.
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Unconfirmed ex-residents/possible visitors:
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@anarchowhore and @trans_roadie, both Twitter accounts sadly gone, but archived @trans_roadie (June 30th 2020) and
@anarchowhore (July 31st 2020). Present in September 2020, no further mention.
Anarchowhore picture taken from own Twitter and Trans_roadie from here by @PozzedByCoronachan .

Spoiler: Bonus footage of Kevin with Anarchowhore and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa

From @Tomssu 's September 2020 post.
Anarchowhore front and Justyne/zirdo_ionsa back.
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We also have 2 confirmed ex-ranchers:
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Lizzie/Crayons: Jan-April 2020. Arrival source, @stupid fuck , departure source @ValVenus .
Raging_Grace: June 2020. Obviously themselves a mad troon throwing abuse accusations but confirmed to have stayed by Penny's responses.
Raging_grace accusations source, @ValVenus
Penny's response source, @Tomssu.

ETA: I'd like to keep these up to date, so feel free to @ me on any confirmed guests/sightings.
I considered HuskyAldoRaine but there isn't any evidence he's living with them.
ETA2: Josie's dox source.

My eyes.

Clicked all through and did not see the amhole.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

We already had the llama brothel farm saga with @EasyPeasy, so this is a rerun, if true.

I'm not familiar with that saga. What exactly happened there?

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Do you want to know who's the traitor on the tranch killing the alpaca? Start with the one in charge of arbitrarily assigning gender to the newborn livestock. They're a breeding farm, there must be a person separating the males from the females. If they're looking for a mole, start with the person doing the terfiest job in the world. This isn't rocket science.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Do you want to know who's the traitor on the tranch killing the alpaca? Start with the terf in charge of arbitrarily assigning gender to the newborn livestock. They're a breeding farm, there must be a person separating the males from the females. If they're looking for a mole, start with the person doing the terfiest job in the world. This isn't rocket science.

Take it easy. People around here will dox you.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Yeah but being mentally deficient left-wingers, they assume that by living in a rural area they are deep behind Nazi lines and are always under the threat of imminent attack from fascists and Proud Boys. They live in a county that overwhelmingly supported Trump, so as far as they're concerned they might be murdered at any moment.

Not to power level too much but 5 or 6 years ago I took the family out to Colorado for a vacation, we stayed in a hotel about 30 or so miles from Denver. These people we met out there were the nicest people I have ever met in my life. There was this small restaurant that had the best food, one night after eating there 3 or 4 nights straight, the lady behind the counter said a big order had just been canceled. It had some t-bone steaks, fried chicken, mashed potato and homemade chili. The lady asked us if we wanted it because she didn't want to throw it all away.

I mention this because the people in the tranch just hate rural people. They leave their cities that they helped turned into shitholes and move to these tight nit rural communities with an attitude and deep hatred for the people that live there. They buy a "ranch" know jackshit about how to run it and then grow even more batshit insane and come up with even more insane stories so they get free gibs to keep their larp going. Eventually the stories will need to become more and more insane as time goes by to make the gibs keep flowing because at some point, the gibs will dry up.

I'm not too concerned about the first two troons mentioned in this thread, but this Jarrod guy reads like someone that is guaranteed to snap and will severely hurt or kill someone. Outside of Jarrod, these other troons won't do shit to anybody, their "armor" is a joke, any cartridge of any kind of strength will leave them whimpering on the ground with cracked ribs and probably some internal bleeding. My guess is once the gibs start to dry up, they will implode and the whole tranch will be left to rot until someone who knows what the fuck they are doing takes over and makes it prosperous.

 

[lolwut]

I'm not familiar with that saga. What exactly happened there?

Typical Welsh story; man buys llamas, man fucks llamas, man lets llamas starve to death when he blows their food money on drugs.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Not to power level too much but 5 or 6 years ago I took the family out to Colorado for a vacation, we stayed in a hotel about 30 or so miles from Denver. These people we met out there were the nicest people I have ever met in my life. There was this small restaurant that had the best food, one night after eating there 3 or 4 nights straight, the lady behind the counter said a big order had just been canceled. It had some t-bone steaks, fried chicken, mashed potato and homemade chili. The lady asked us if we wanted it because she didn't want to throw it all away.

I mention this because the people in the tranch just hate rural people. They leave their cities that they helped turned into shitholes and move to these tight nit rural communities with an attitude and deep hatred for the people that live there. They buy a "ranch" know jackshit about how to run it and then grow even more batshit insane and come up with even more insane stories so they get free gibs to keep their larp going. Eventually the stories will need to become more and more insane as time goes by to make the gibs keep flowing because at some point, the gibs will dry up.

I'm not too concerned about the first two troons mentioned in this thread, but this Jarrod guy reads like someone that is guaranteed to snap and will severely hurt or kill someone. Outside of Jarrod, these other troons won't do shit to anybody, their "armor" is a joke, any cartridge of any kind of strength will leave them whimpering on the ground with cracked ribs and probably some internal bleeding. My guess is once the gibs start to dry up, they will implode and the whole tranch will be left to rot until someone who knows what the fuck they are doing takes over and makes it prosperous.

City dwellers are buying up all kinds of rural properties right now.

Sorry, sir. We don’t have Uber or Doordash around here.