The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[White Devil]

Obviously Tranch is under siege not only by Alt-right militia, but also TERF militia.
That's why they will soon need at least 300k to DIY an armored combat vehicle.

Can't wait for the tranny MRAP saga.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

Can't wait for the tranny MRAP saga.

I fear for the BRZ.

 

[DemonicMustache]

Another puff piece incoming. (archive)
View attachment 2293157
View attachment 2293160
View attachment 2293161

Pronoun - Y'all. I dead now.. Bye.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Tranch hasn't been crazy enough lately to my liking. Does anyone want to tell them that Earl installed a 5G tower pointing right at their compound and that it's making their alpacas sick?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Another puff piece incoming. (archive)
View attachment 2293157
View attachment 2293160
View attachment 2293161

Doesn't know the meaning of the word 'annual'. Good to see they are spending the grift money wisely on puff pieces that will be forgotten about in a month.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Tranch hasn't been crazy enough lately to my liking. Does anyone want to tell them that Earl installed a 5G tower pointing right at their compound and that it's making their alpacas sick?

We don’t tell them, no touching the poo, right? They’ll have to find out for themselves.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

We don’t tell them, no touching the poo, right? They’ll have to find out for themselves.

No touching the poo, but if they happen to read this thread and realize that their hair has been falling out and they've been feeling sick because of that evil 5G tower, that would be the best outcome.

 

[artilleryfroth]

No touching the poo, but if they happen to read this thread and realize that their hair has been falling out and they've been feeling sick because of that evil 5G tower, that would be the best outcome.

I did read that 5G towers can cause male pattern baldness in women.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I did read that 5G towers can cause male pattern baldness in women.

Also shrinkage of the testes.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Also shrinkage of the testes.

I also heard it causes a lot of fatness and can make women grow hair on their chests and backs.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Obviously Tranch is under siege not only by Alt-right militia, but also TERF militia.
That's why they will soon need at least 300k to DIY an armored combat vehicle.

Why get a DIY armored vehicle when you can get one from Ghana?

Just imagine the above and 18 POWER-ARMORED TROONS PATROLLING THE PERIMETER AT TRAN RANCH

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

No touching the poo, but if they happen to read this thread and realize that their hair has been falling out and they've been feeling sick because of that evil 5G tower, that would be the best outcome.

THEY PUTTING WAVES IN THE AIR THAT TURN THE FUCKIN' 'PACAS GAY!

I also heard it causes a lot of fatness and can make women grow hair on their chests and backs.

And a crippling addiction to troonsformers.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Why get a DIY armored vehicle when you can get one from Ghana?

Just imagine the above and 18 POWER-ARMORED TROONS PATROLLING THE PERIMETER AT TRAN RANCH

Oh man, and the weapons platform is even rigged to point the barrel at the back of the wearers head. This thing really was built for 41%'ing troons wasn't it.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Another puff piece incoming. (archive)
View attachment 2293157
View attachment 2293160
View attachment 2293161

What I find curious about all of the media coverage the tranch is getting is how it always seems to benefit them. Even if reporters travel out there with the expectation of writing a super friendly piece about how the tranch is a transgender light in the alt-right darkness of rural Colorado, it should be very, very obvious that something is wrong by the blight covering tranch land and the ramshackle nature of all of the buildings that make up the tranch's infrastructure. Could their media whoring contribute to the tranch's downfall?

 

[Feet Seeking Missile]

Unrelated, but out of the entire RF spectrum, why do weirdos fixate on just 5G? There's literally thousands you could pick from.

I'm surprised Kevkev didn't burst into flames going out in the sun for the first time in God knows how long

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Oh man, and the weapons platform is even rigged to point the barrel at the back of the wearers head. This thing really was built for 41%'ing troons wasn't it.

No, it's just a very innovative weapons system with the ability to shoot behind their backs by ricocheting the bullets off of the helmet. Totally. It may or may not work with AP rounds.

I'm aware it's all for show, but how the fuck do they intend those guns to be fired and reloaded?

 

[artilleryfroth]

Unrelated, but out of the entire RF spectrum, why do weirdos fixate on just 5G? There's literally thousands you could pick from.

I'm surprised Kevkev didn't burst into flames going out in the sun for the first time in God knows how long

Because intellectual delay.

 

[EnemyStand]

What I find curious about all of the media coverage the tranch is getting is how it always seems to benefit them. Even if reporters travel out there with the expectation of writing a super friendly piece about how the tranch is a transgender light in the alt-right darkness of rural Colorado, it should be very, very obvious that something is wrong by the blight covering tranch land and the ramshackle nature of all of the buildings that make up the tranch's infrastructure. Could their media whoring contribute to the tranch's downfall?

Because of the audience. An audience that doesn't care to research or learn things or question. They think that's just what ranch land looks like. They don't know any better. They just assume the people on TV know what they're doing. If they didn't, why else are they on TV?

 

[horrorfan89]

Anti troon propaganda Eh?

Honestly my gun PL is low and when mods are involved in it, such things become more difficult for me to determine so I appreciate it if any spergs on here would give info.

I had a look at all known guns the tranch owns and thats the most similar. The only other one is Jarrod's which is here including thia pic because it made me laugh. But if you look under the counter where this was taken that flooring looks super similar to the one in the triple threat pic. The image of the gun was recovered from a reddit account that is now deleted that I suspect was Jarrods. My other tinfoil theory is these were images Jarrod had on file somewhere and it was used...

Jarrod's gun and confirmation of ownership:
View attachment 2285002
View attachment 2285045

Pic of Jarrod's gun posted online with similar flooring to email:
View attachment 2285006

Pic of the floor in the threat email:
View attachment 2285039

Loose connection ik but its all we got. I also don't recognize that gun in the bottom on the floor as a known tranch gun.

I looked in the earth ship pics and the flooring in there is stone or wood but not of this type. I didn't yet look at the upstairs flooring for the tranch im sure Kevin has a pic somewhere.

Also while searching I found that these pics are now stock images you can pay for to use freely so in theory with a lisence these could be legally used to represent literally anything if bought even as anti-troon propaganda in Minecraft.

View attachment 2284998

View attachment 2284999

Look at that gunt.

Spoiler: Full images of brave armed women

View attachment 2284998View attachment 2284999View attachment 2285002

View attachment 2285045
View attachment 2285006

Do these look like the faces 0f mentally sound people to you?

 

[AssignedEva]

What I find curious about all of the media coverage the tranch is getting is how it always seems to benefit them. Even if reporters travel out there with the expectation of writing a super friendly piece about how the tranch is a transgender light in the alt-right darkness of rural Colorado, it should be very, very obvious that something is wrong by the blight covering tranch land and the ramshackle nature of all of the buildings that make up the tranch's infrastructure. Could their media whoring contribute to the tranch's downfall?

They're largely getting interviewed by the LGBT divisions of media companies or for Pride month fluff pieces. I suspect the journalists have been sent out there with a brief and do not have enough editorial control to change their story.

Also "INSPIRING! Trans Women Create A Safe Haven On Their Alpaca Farm" is going to get way more clicks than "Animal Abuse Uncovered On Ranch In Rural Colorado". And "Men Pretending To Be Women Scam Supporters, Abuse Animals, Harass Local Community" is unlikely to be featured by any major news network. The only way an exposé would really get widespread reporting is if the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch became famous enough that your average person would a) have heard of them and b) cared.

It'd be hilarious if that Ash Coyote person decided to turn their documentary into a hatchet job, but they don't have any motivation to do so.