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The plot thickens at tran ranch! What will lead to the ultimate downfall of this empire?


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RonRiot

trans punx fucking shut up
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She needs to leave. The Tranch folks are weird as fuck, but they are mostly harmless. She IS not harmless. Penny needs to tell her, in no uncertain terms, to leave.
She’s never going to leave willingly. The rats and cats suffering without her will be the excuse to bring them with her next time, and then it’ll take more than a unicorn swat team to dislodge her. If she does recover long enough to let one of her imaginary friends drive her home, the ranch needs to do a new gofundme for razor wire and surveillance turrets to stop her returning. If they let her back in, she’s there for the duration. Earl wishes he was this unstoppable. Will Penny and Bonny have an alpha troon showdown? It’s all so exciting,
 

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True & Honest Fan
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Honestly we really just need someone to bite the bullet and write an OP for this lunatic bitch already. I swear there were a few people who said they were working on it but we still don't have anything. If you want to write an OP, someone please just write it, her lunacy is already clogging this thread enough, and it seems she's off the Tranch for the foreseeable future.
I know Rioley is getting his own thread, although there's been radio silence so far on it, even though most of the information has already been compiled. I don't know about any Kindness thread in the works, though. She definitely deserves it, though. Honestly, I'd just write it at this point if it isn't already.
 

TaimuRadiu

Kaiserin
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Close. She got tailed by a cop and got triggered.

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Just kidding, she's triggered by high beams! She briefly considers letting the dog drive.

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She claims to be halfway home. 😖

"I'm genuinely not driving unsafely." [has seizures while driving]

It's annoying because even though this is probably all a lie, she still has to be pulling over to larp it. Ugh. Poor doggy. Poor kitty. Poor rats.
so um

is kindness live tweeting WHILE DRIVING?
 

Pocket Dragoon

you're disturbing my calm.
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I know Rioley is getting his own thread, although there's been radio silence so far on it, even though most of the information has already been compiled. I don't know about any Kindness thread in the works, though. She definitely deserves it, though. Honestly, I'd just write it at this point if it isn't already.
There was an OP on her earlier in the thread.

Alyssa Kindness Frauens OP
 

The Silent Perjority

This is this is China Town
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A Police officer pulled her over, on noticing she was a woman alone at night (sorry, man or 11 hundred different people) he escorted her 35 miles to make sure she was safe, despite probably having more important things to do.
So of course All Coppers Are Bastards.
You snivelling little cunt Kindness. If you'd had one of your pretend seizures and driven off the road that same Cop would have risked his life to help you.

Fuck off fuck off fuck off and then fuck off.
 
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MetalParakeet

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A Police officer pulled her over, on noticing she was a woman alone at night (sorry, man, or 11 hundred different people) he escorted her 35 miles to make sure she was safe, despite probably having more important things to do.
So of course All Coppers Are Bastards.
You sniveling little cunt Kindness. If you'd had one of your pretend seizures and driven off the road that same Cop would have risked his life to help you.

Fuck off fuck off fuck off and then fuck off.
And the fun plot twist is that the cops didn't even stop her.

It's aborher lie.


But hey, don't worry guys. She says her seizures are over now so she's going to nap and plan something fun to do when she wakes up! The convenient timing is a coincidence, I swear!
 

CommonSenseWYAHoney

Kiwifarms is my copium
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Getting this thread back on track, I have in no particular order a good sized Tweet dump. Let’s start with Penny, who was seething quite a bit yesterday (probably because he needed to vent his frustration somehow at Kindness still being there). 37950E66-47A0-463C-8AE8-7C5576620ED2.jpeg
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“It’s the dudes playing dress up” :story: So close to being aware…
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After all that, he posted screenshots of him epically defeating a bigoted TERF in the Tranch’s Instagram comment section:
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Meanwhile, Bonnie shares his newfound acceptance for his plurality:
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I don’t think this has been posted yet even though it’s a couple days old:
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No it ain’t, if this were the case than Kindness would be banned from coming back. AAC2F161-18DC-4EF0-A3AC-40BE6E856152.jpeg
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Speaking of Kindness, I wonder if this is about her? (I only archived the very bottom tweet, sorry guys).
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And finally, as a bonus, I’m crossposting this from the Kevin thread, just for posterity. 828E3DFA-41F4-4F65-969B-B8C7F606F355.jpeg
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Particle Bored

I am made out of toothpicks and BOO!
True & Honest Fan
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"All the podunk motels in Nowhere, Colorado were full. Must be a meth convention."

Any car pics we can trace to find out they havent made it in stick shift since 1988?

Also:
"A soul needs me. I must perform my craft."
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"Go into the light!"
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"I think I'm gonna be okay. Dear God don't send me back there."
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Osyth Osyth

Hellgender Feminfernal
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Close. She got tailed by a cop and got triggered.

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Just kidding, she's triggered by high beams! She briefly considers letting the dog drive.

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She claims to be halfway home. 😖

"I'm genuinely not driving unsafely." [has seizures while driving]

It's annoying because even though this is probably all a lie, she still has to be pulling over to larp it. Ugh. Poor doggy. Poor kitty. Poor rats.
Are siezures code for hard drugs? like… wtf.
 

Formica Sample

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Giving her the benefit of the doubt, but maybe she's just exceptional and misdiagnosed her panic attacks as seizures?
Since she's such a cluster B mess, the absolute most charitable reading I can give her is, maybe she does have seizures but is just exaggerating. Someone I used to know had fairly frequent petite mal seizures and thought they were panic attacks at first. Turned out to be a benign brain tumor.

If you didn't know this person had them, you might not even notice. Their face would just kind of twitch slightly, and then they'd get really confused, momentarily forgetting where they were, what time it was, where they put their wallet when it was right in front of them, things like that.

But we all know there's a 99.9% chance that any Cluster B bitch is lying, and I'm only saying 99.9% because we don't have solid evidence to definitively prove she's lying. But she is a cluster B munchie nightmare, so it's safe to assume she's lying. She'd fit right in, in the Munchhausen's by Internet thread.

I obviously don't know much about seizures, but figured I'd contribute some info that maybe a medfag can elaborate on. Once again, this thread is teaching me so much about so many random topics. I love it.
Either the cat eats the rats, then starves to death, or the rats eat the cat, and start a colony that the landlord has to eventually deal with, either way it's rip to mr cat sadly.
Dark question, but will rats cannibalize each other like mice?

I never knew that was a thing until I caught a mouse in a regular snap trap one winter, and the body was partially eaten, by the time I went to clean it up.
It's been a while since I checked up on these lunatics, are the alpacas dead of starvation yet?
I think they're more likely to freeze to death when Father Winter shows up. The malnutrition, leading to lack of body fat, and late shearing would contribute to this. I can't imagine the younger ones will do very well at all.

Looks like it could be bad.
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And the Farmer's Almanac, just because.
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Did anyone ever get an exact count on how many alpacas they lost last winter? I know some Kiwis tried to at least get a rough estimate, but the tranchers are such notorious liars, it's difficult to trust any of the numbers stated in interviews and articles. They've tried really hard to cover up all the animal abuse, since that could seriously damage their grift, but I'd really like to see how this year's body count compares to last year's.
 

AMHOLIO

I NEED TRANSFOMERS FOR MY AMHOLE
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Meanwhile, Bonnie shares his newfound acceptance for his plurality:
:story: I found someone that lets me be even MORE self absorbed. Sky must be going through something right now.
No it ain’t, if this were the case than Kindness would be banned from coming back.
I wonder if Bonnie is still in the honeymoon phase. Had Fat Paul Nelson not invested in the house so much, I could see him running away with her. For now however, Sky is stuck with his fatass.

I hope we get a reveal on Alyssa's next person she wants to fuck at the ranch. I am ready for more KevKev cucking.

Did anyone ever get an exact count on how many alpacas they lost last winter?
Our best estimate is 30. They started November with about 200, then fell to about 170 in later interviews. They've learned to be vague about their horde.
 

Trianon

true or false crime
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Here are some of her tweets that give a good glimpse into her crazy, including why she doesn't do the furry thing anymore. You'll never guess the reason! My favorite part is when she mentions having a medical card, a daily habit, and talks about feeling suicidal. That's a great combo with the post asking about guns.
Clarissa Alyssa Explains It All:
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Holy fuck, take your Prozac. "She told me six times it would eliminate my anxiety! How dare she!" She's right, and you're being a child.

Depression and anxiety are twins. They often feed off each other, or they are the same root problem manifesting in different people in different ways. Just because it is called an antidepressant doesn't mean it's not an anti-anxiety medication. They're the same. It sounds like she's just angling for benzos that will give her a short-term high during a panic attack, but those are much more addictive and will become unnecessary if you take regular serotonin meds like Prozac.

Also, is she calling her abortion a miscarriage? I absolutely hate her.
 

AMHOLIO

I NEED TRANSFOMERS FOR MY AMHOLE
kiwifarms.net
They're the same. It sounds like she's just angling for benzos that will give her a short-term high during a panic attack, but those are much more addictive and will become unnecessary if you take regular serotonin meds like Prozac.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was angling for Klonopin or Xanax for the recreational high alone, judging how she uses her other meds. I would not be surprised if she's seeking to become a benzo addict in the slightest. Just... disappointed. At least do meth, that's funny to talk about.
Also, is she calling her abortion a miscarriage? I absolutely hate her.
Rereading it, no, she's saying she had both at separate times, and multiple miscarriages. Take that shit with a grain of salt, she's probably lying about how many on both. Still, feel free to hate her, she's immensely dislikeable.

Also:
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"If you're not white you're a nobel savage who can live off the land at heart." Yeah, sure, good choice of words dipshit. Not every person who ain't pale knows how to live with the land or wants to.
 

AMHOLIO

I NEED TRANSFOMERS FOR MY AMHOLE
kiwifarms.net
Could probably also double as the soundproof alpaca fuck shack.
I'm waiting until they open a fuckshed for general fucking considering how much hooking up must go on in the polycules. Kevin was hoping (but bot really for he has little amhole left and cannot proper coom) for one just so people could fuck him ( :cryblood: ) but I think it would be great as a lover's cottage, perhaps for BonBon, Alysss, and their combined 400 headmates. Give poor Sky some room.

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Edit: Blackhole Tempest (forgot her deadname/powerword has been replying and tweeting)
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Please, please don't also be hitting on Bonnie. I think it is just her being super accepting into the headmate cult.

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An optimist as ever.

BRYAN'S TRYIN TA GET MORE TROON TAIL:
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I pray Neck gets castrated, only so he can stop sticking his dick in things. It won't cure him fully, but it would take away most of the horniness whixh leads to a lot of bad choices. That way, he can focus more on himself instead of dumping more children on people.
 
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Shovel Of Ammunition

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:story: I found someone that lets me be even MORE self absorbed. Sky must be going through something right now.

I wonder if Bonnie is still in the honeymoon phase. Had Fat Paul Nelson not invested in the house so much, I could see him running away with her. For now however, Sky is stuck with his fatass.

I hope we get a reveal on Alyssa's next person she wants to fuck at the ranch. I am ready for more KevKev cucking.


Our best estimate is 30. They started November with about 200, then fell to about 170 in later interviews. They've learned to be vague about their horde.
It’s more than 30 because they have had an untold number of baby alpacas born.
 
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