The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - 18 NEGLECTFUL COWBOYS IN THE ALPACA BARNS AT TRAN RANCH! TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE!

[Cerabella]

They treat the lambs as their new indoor pets

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They even let kevin touch him.

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[Ronnie Rocket]

His mom abandoned him because you're supposed to keep a ewe and her lambs in a pen together to help her develop an olfactory bond to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_sheep_reproduction#Lambing

Also it's a male? Of course these dumb fucks are getting attached to what should actually be dinner in a few months.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Oopsie

You know how birds will abandon their chicks if people have touched them? I bet every other animal will instinctively shun their own young if a troon touches one. They can tell that the grooming has already begun.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

You know how birds will abandon their chicks if people have touched them? I bet every other animal will instinctively shun their own young if a troon touches one. They can tell that the grooming has already begun.

Believe it or not, that's a myth when it comes to birds... and most animals. Except sheep - which they should fucking know because THEY HAVE SHEEP.

 

[Gone Ham]

I’ve seen pet pigs, birds, and even a skunk, but I’ve never seen someone treat a sheep as a house pet

 

[Dickens Cider]

I’ve seen pet pigs, birds, and even a skunk, but I’ve never seen someone treat a sheep as a house pet

By house pet I think you mean “sexually deviant toy”

 

[mister butafuco]

By house pet I think you mean “sexually deviant toy”

"Lamb hole"

 

[Mushroom Soup]

It could actually help both the community they live in (even though they have the same relationship with the town as an angry basement dwelling troon virgin does with their suburban parents) as well as trans people (mostly trans women because lol they don't care about transmen they care about men), but they're too paranoid. Its a damn shame such an ambitious project could help people, but its headed by tards.

For real though. I was thinking about how they could do a 'petting zoo that teaches kids that trans people are ok' in the same vein as the whole drag storytime shit. People would eat it up! Of course there are two problems:
1. they would have to be friendly and personable, and generally not the giant sacks of mental illness that they are, and
2. they would have to keep their place looking relative neat and tidy, and generally not the giant sacks of disgusting hoard they are
(Also no child should be left unsupervised around Kevvie)

 

[Agarathium1066]

I’ve seen pet pigs, birds, and even a skunk, but I’ve never seen someone treat a sheep as a house pet

They're not a pet you want to make a habit out of keeping inside the house. Small herds may get tugged inside on a flash freeze but you don't want them in there, they're not going to learn to not chew on anything or crap everywhere. Decent in a modestly sized yard though, but goats are better for that.

 

[Cool Spot]

Those poor baby sheep. Not even spared from Kevin.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also it's a male?

For now maybe. But I see an egg just waiting to get hatched by Kevin.

 

[NyQuilninja]

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I'm calling it these dickless retards are fucking the animals hostages

 

[WinchesterPremium]

For real though. I was thinking about how they could do a 'petting zoo that teaches kids that trans people are ok' in the same vein as the whole drag storytime shit. People would eat it up! Of course there are two problems:
1. they would have to be friendly and personable, and generally not the giant sacks of mental illness that they are, and
2. they would have to keep their place looking relative neat and tidy, and generally not the giant sacks of disgusting hoard they are
(Also no child should be left unsupervised around Kevvie)

3. They're in the middle of nowhere, Conservative Colorado

Honestly best option would be to turn it into a dude (lol) ranch where you get people from the city to come out for a weekend to show everyone how not-trans phobic they are. The whole point of a dude ranch is to pretend that you're a real life rancher which just happens to be the entire point of the Tranch. If they actually get some interesting-on-paper thing like an Earthship up they would probably be able to attract guests pretty regularly.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Considering the tranch got a loan for the tractor, unless they immediately paid it off in an attempt to help their credit which I doubt since it would imply thinking about the future, doesn't that mean they didn't spend 50% of the grift-a-thon on it?

 

[mister butafuco]

3. They're in the middle of nowhere, Conservative Colorado

Honestly best option would be to turn it into a dude (lol) ranch where you get people from the city to come out for a weekend to show everyone how not-trans phobic they are. The whole point of a dude ranch is to pretend that you're a real life rancher which just happens to be the entire point of the Tranch. If they actually get some interesting-on-paper thing like an Earthship up they would probably be able to attract guests pretty regularly.

My idea is they use it as a training camp for trans preppers who believe that the Nazis are coming for them. They could charge extortionate amounts to teach trans women the noble crafts of defence: gun usage, surveillance, e-begging, erecting chickenwire fencing and checking tyre pressure.

 

[Gone Ham]

Considering the tranch got a loan for the tractor, unless they immediately paid it off in an attempt to help their credit which I doubt since it would imply thinking about the future, doesn't that mean they didn't spend 50% of the grift-a-thon on it?

They’re idiots and using personal credit iirc. Their current business has no income, therefore no credit. Who’s credit score they ruined is beyond me, but it’s going to be interesting if one of them wises up when they default.

 

[No Exit]

They’re idiots and using personal credit iirc. Their current business has no income, therefore no credit. Who’s credit score they ruined is beyond me, but it’s going to be interesting if one of them wises up when they default.

How these things usually work is that it bleeds one or two people dry at a time, fucking them into bankruptcy. Then they move on to the next chump and so on until they reach the one or two "ringleaders", who will call it quits and end the project or whatever before their bank account takes any real damage.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

For now maybe. But I see an egg just waiting to get hatched by Kevin.

All the more reason to slaughter it in a few months and have some delicious spring lamb waiting in the freezie.

 

[Gone Ham]

How these things usually work is that it bleeds one or two people dry at a time, fucking them into bankruptcy. Then they move on to the next chump and so on until they reach the one or two "ringleaders", who will call it quits and end the project or whatever before their bank account takes any real damage.

That’s exactly how it started. Didn’t Kevin extort his mom and get her to co-sign?

 

[retard strength]

Therapy animals are a nice idea except: no decent parent would let their kids within 500 feet of these creeps, the bad pro-troon parents probably don't have a driver's license, car, or gas money to get there from the city, and at least one troon on the ranch at any given time (visitor, volunteer, or resident) is probably not legally allowed to be within 500 feet of kids anyway.