Uncle Warren
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I am remaking a thread that had a good merit behind it but was completely buttfucked by the original OP's inept ability to archive a single fucking thing. Some of his stuff will be put in here, but the rest will be what I've pulled from archives and other such places.
Team Fortress 2 is an old ass game with an economy fueled by the autistic false value of its hats. I know this, you know this, and anyone who even plays the game casually has ran into one form or another of the .TF Network, be it backpack, scrap, marketplace, etc. This network has served as the backbone of the TF2 Hat economy, with prices of some "unusuals" rivalling cryptocurrency.
While this has been the butt of many a joke, another joke has risen up from the ashes, albeit with a much more fucked up history: Jessie's Footrest. Come take a seat, and let's talk about how a fat brony ended up convincing underage boys to stick sharpies in their poopers.
Jesse Cardone / Jessecar / Jessecar96
DOB: 1996-07-13
105 Wilson Pl
Bellmore NY 11710
Last known Phone Number: (516) 606-4566
(Thanks Doxbin, you broken piece of shit)
Proper source posted here.
DOB: 1996-07-13
105 Wilson Pl
Bellmore NY 11710
Last known Phone Number: (516) 606-4566
(Thanks Doxbin, you broken piece of shit)
Proper source posted here.
Jesse is considered the co-owner of a vast majority of websites under the .TF network, and he's very eager to show it. He has an extensive list of githup repos, and for the most part was a well respected coder of the TF2 community.
He also has a personal website of all the child porn he's collected from his users.
It started with a leaked image posted on /tf2g/, a thread on 4chan's /vg/ for TF2 players. An underage brony was promised a badge if he stuffed something up his ass and wrote "Jessie's Footstool" on his chest. When the .TF staff discovered that the thread found out (and mocked) Jesse, the other network owner Geel took it upon himself to bait the thread with a private raffle, banning all participants who signed up thinking they were gonna get some free hats. We'll be discussing that raffle, and Geel, shortly.
Note: The full image showing everything is somewhere. I will not post it. If you ask for it do a somersault into a fucking meat grinder.
In a turn of events (to the surprise of no one) the Streisand Effect was proven again, as the use of the phrase on the boy's back warranted an instant ban, and anyone found to be spreading this information would be banned from the entire network. Jessie eventually came forward with a half ass rebuttal that ended poorly for him, then he posted a sitewide message blaming the accusations on all the big meanies that hate LGBTQIAWTFBBQ+ and all that other bullshit you'd post if you want people to shut their mouth.
Did this work in silencing anyone? No, and neither did the hundreds of people he banned while sifting through multiple websites talking about his degeneracy, even getting a bunch of his buddies to brigade a twitter user's account to death for calling him out. By the way here's that thread. You're welcome.
Joshua Coffey / Geel / Geel9
Joshua Coffey / Geel / Geel9
Of course a political sperg would be involved in CP distribution, and this one is no different. Between whining on his twitter and babbling on Reddit, Joshua was primarily responsible for baiting a bunch of /tf2g/ users into a raffle just so he could ban them. All because of a picture posted on the thread containing the leaked photo of an underage dude with those fabled words written onto his chest in sharpie. Yes there is an archive of this thread, however due to the obvious underage photo I will not link it here. Once again, if you ask me, I will tell you to climb into a wood chipper.
This was the spark that lit the torches in the community, and with extensive digging Josh's involvement with the admin's CP ring was laid out for all to witness in its glory. While Jesse was busy whining to his users that the big meany nazis were bullying him for touching kids, Joshua was busy trying to yeet everyone he saw as "toxic", including a bunch of spergs involved with tacobot.tf, another set of speds who screech over MvM meta. While they warrant their own place here, they weren't involved with kiddie diddling so I'll just dump a couple snippets of their discord chat logs here.
Joshua is also very active on Knockout, a Facepunch knockoff akin to ResetEra. Unfortunately I cannot pull anything from his profile, but luckily some snippets were found, and a thread has been archived.
He also has a github repo, which includes collabs with Jesse, and FacePunch.NET, which frankly I have no idea what it's about.
The Fallout
As news of this debauchery reached the mainstream, several youtube channels began retelling the story. From PDFs to pastebins to videos, each spoke in extensive and personal detail of the scandal. For simplicity's sake I'll just dump the videos in a spoiler, as I can't write down all this shit.The Fallout

Killjester : KillJester : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Killjesters video on scrap.tf
archive.org
The Dark Side Of Scrap. TF Scrap. TF Exposed : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
An archived video.
archive.org
The Pedophiles of Scrap.tf by WAMO
Who is !!REMP by NinjaAssassin27
I'm Clearly a TF2 Hacker... by Voxbytes
REMP by Snake
One Angry Dude - Mann vs. Machine by Sho
TF2 Youtuber Aar Exposed by Z3n
TF2 Aar's Response by Z3n
Other bits of delicious drama include but are not limited to:
A pastebin detailing how /tf2g/ got baited.
A PDF attached that contains a metric assload of screencaps, detailed conversations, etc. Mainly shit that to bear repeating would just bloat this OP.
A fuck ton of Reddit threads about the scandal, which all end up DOA.
The TF2 Steam Forum thread locked involving the situation.
There's probably more, however I would like to thank the OP for fucking up his thread, LemonSavior for not knowing how to archive and thinking that Twitter is a good place to callout people, and @anameisaname for being a useless necroposter. While this thread's main focus is a community rather than the couple of spergs I spent way too much time writing on, I think this rabbit hole runs much deeper than I can get my hands on.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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