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totse

my uncle gave me herpes
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Actually, there IS a method to their madness.

Its funny that you don't notice it at first because it does seem like cheesey random humor, but they do have an honest to god formula. In fact the Holy Grail uses this formula for almost every joke. The TV series deviated from it some, and Life of Brian and Meaning of life did as well.
Any recommended reading on this?
 

Vitoze

Autism Fo Am Byth
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Warhammer 40k is a lame setting that appeals to really cringe worthy people.

It doesn't matter if the world is flat or not.

Anti or pro zionism are the only real political positions.
 

Count groudon

Saltier than Njord's left testicle
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I actually do agree with the troons that guys shouldn’t be ashamed to enjoy girly shit, i mean if it’s cool for girls to like masculine shit why shouldn’t it go vice versa?

That being said, troons obviously take it way too far and their narrative behind it is really fucking insane. I just think guys should have more freedom with the shit they like.
 

Ped Xing

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IPA's are okay once in awhile, but I'm not particularly fond of them. They're way too hoppy. They seemed to get extremely popular all of a sudden and I can't figure out how people enjoy the taste. I'm more of a dark beer drinker.
People who are proud of drinking excessively-hopped beer are equivalent to guys who order "deadly hot" wings.

Just because a little is good doesn't mean a lot is better, and being able to tolerate something that's got so much spice in it you can't taste anything else is no an impressive achievement.


Stand by, I'm going to start selling french toast with so much cinnamon it's an emetic.
 

CamelCursive

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KISS is the ICP of the 70's.

Racist jokes should be the norm, because that gives racism less power.

Feminism is just a collective for unlovable/unfuckable women with no self-awareness.

Liberalism today mostly disgusts me because I actually believe rational liberals are important, and I believe they're crossing the Rubicon.

Big trucks are a waste of money unless you haul a lot of shit.

Hawaiian shirts are fucking great.
 

Ped Xing

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Cops should enforce the illegality of those stupid oversize tires that the dudebros in the unused-except-to-drive-to-the-office pickups think they need.

If for every dindu the cops slaughtered they also shot a faggy white boy with bull testicle ornaments on his vehicle, BLM would have nothing to say.
 

UnsufficentBoobage

Atleast things I wanna fuck are 3D
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There should be a law against naming gross books/fanfic cool poetic names, especially quotes from something. Why the fuck must I run into Daria incest fic while trying to look up a poem I remembered only two lines from?
 

Fat Pikachu

Is your privilege running? You better go check it!
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I fucking hate those "animation" youtubers who basically just make vlogs where their shittily drawn avatar moves at 1 frame per second (if that) and only lipsync half the time. You're not a goddamn animator, your work isn't hard, and I really dislike that they keep getting the same accolades that dudes who spend literal months drawing gorgeous short films frame by frame 60fps. It's like if we called the ctrl alt delete guy "the next da vinci" back when he copy and pasted all his comics.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

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I fucking hate those "animation" youtubers who basically just make vlogs where their shittily drawn avatar moves at 1 frame per second (if that) and only lipsync half the time. You're not a goddamn animator, your work isn't hard, and I really dislike that they keep getting the same accolades that dudes who spend literal months drawing gorgeous short films frame by frame 60fps. It's like if we called the ctrl alt delete guy "the next da vinci" back when he copy and pasted all his comics.
I'd also extend it to anyone who decides that almost exclusively using Flash's tweening options count as animation or post unfinished CGI animations and pass them off as finished.
 
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Fat Pikachu

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I'd also extend it to anyone who decides that almost exclusively using Flash's tweening options count as animation or post unfinished CGI animations and pass them off as finished.
Triple bonus points if they complain about "lipsync is hard" or "it takes me so long to make these videos" when they're doing the same work as, like, Armoured Skeptic when it comes to production value, but with less consistency. Odd1sout can't even draw a fucking circle.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy

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Triple bonus points if they complain about "lipsync is hard" or "it takes me so long to make these videos" when they're doing the same work as, like, Armoured Skeptic when it comes to production value, but with less consistency. Odd1sout can't even draw a fucking circle.
I mean, there's fucking tools for that. Hell, Lazy Nazumi exists and can be used in any drawing program. Plus there's also the default circle tool, or templates if you're doing things traditionally.

Hell, I have issues drawing circles too, but I manage to work around it. Just giving up and going "Aw, but it's hard" or not practicing the basics just makes you come off as a lazy asshole who shouldn't even be holding a pencil (or pen) to begin with.
 
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horsemeat69

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KF is mildly useful as a resource, but im mostly only here to follow Josh as his political and social compass seems pretty well calibrated and his takes are valuable
 
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