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So after seeing a few threads where people showed the history of something (be it his hair, or his art) I thought I would do one on Chris's weight, this would be my first thread post (I have lurked for a really long time but never really cared for making an account until today).

SO, I'll start this timeline with Chris in 1994 at age 12, Why? Well Chris was never fat/chubby until at least age 12:

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Chris's weight problems might have started around here in 1994, as you can see he has some fat under his chin and a pretty wide torso from what we can see, I could see Barb and Bob feeding Chris Pepperoni Pizza every single night because it would mean they wouldn't have to cook.

1995:

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This is Chris age 13 (Maybe 13 1/2?" As you can see, Chris has bloated quite alot in the last year 1/2, he's the size of that very unamused lady to the right of Chris, 13 is usually the age where you start cooking even a LITTLE bit for yourself, but knowing Chris his parents probably still cooked for him and gave him shitty foods to eat (pizza, mcdonalds etc etc) his sides are huge and he has some extremely chubby fingers.


1996-97:

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This is Chris when he was 14/15, It seems as if puberty completely obliterated Chris's fat as he is extremely skinny here, he also is sporting a really creepy pedostache, Of course Chris, still getting lego's for Christmas at age 14/15, Is probably still fed by his parents meaning he can't be eating anything good.

1998:

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Chris was 16 years old here, still pretty skinny suprisingly, for once he actually looks like he's in good health! this is probably due to him not being a depressed shell of a man (like he is now) Chris was into athletics (Basketball) and had a healthy social life (Even if it was a retarded social life, it was still a social life).

1999:

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These pictures are slightly disturbing, Chris has not only bloated in weight a shit ton (As seen above) but now hangs out with children as young as SIX, playing pokemon. (Chris also looks like a spree killer here) Chris's chin has evolved into a mega chin, and his waist is as big as barb's, god only knows how bad his BO was. I could imagine Chris losing alot of friends because of chris's extremely awkward and anti-social behavior.


2000:


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Chris is now getting really fat, He's probably at least 250 pounds in this photo, this is probably due to the fact he wasn't in high school anymore, I could see him binging on snack foods as he sits in a dark room and plays pokemon by himself. The most noticeable area of fat is his chin, which makes him look 12 years old. It only goes downhill from here.

2001:

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Chris rapidly increased in weight at 19, his double chin is the most noticeable gain of weight in this photo, but it should be noted that Chris has fucking boobs in this photo. My guess is that due to a lack of restriction in eating (since he's an adult) Chris just fucking binged on anything he could and it REALLY shows in this photo.


NOW, I'm sick of labeling the years, because there doesn't need to be an explanation as to why Chris is gaining weight anymore, so now i'm just going to show a slideshow of his weight gain due to either depression or just binge eating:


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2003
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2004
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2005
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2006
(Note what hes eating)
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2007
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

It seemed as if Chris just kept EATING, and EATING and EATING, of course when he was discovered by ED, it seems as if Chris got even bigger.

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2008
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2009
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2010
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2011
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2012
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2013
(note what hes eating)
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2014
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2015
Estimated Weight: 300 lbs

So yeah, Chris pretty much fucked his life up health wise.
 

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300 pounds?

Amazingly, he's still in complete denial. I recall him saying "I AM NOT THAT FAT" in all caps in the Catherine e-mails.
 

Lipitor

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I mean Chris just sort of ballooned up in weight after high school. This happens to a lot of people. Basically he continued to eat like a teenager going through puberty well into his adulthood. The fastfood and junkfood diet caught up with him pretty quickly once his body stopped growing (vertically, not horizontally)
 

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2005: obese
2006: shockingly obese
2007: impossibly obese
2008: aggressively obese
2009: oh my god are you kidding me
2010: holy shit what
2011: more chins than a chinese phonebook
2012: I think that elephant is wearing a skirt
2013: the joke is old now
2014: fuck you
2015: wow
 
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