The Tom Deadpool - Here we place our Bets on the Expected Lifespan of a Nearly-Dead Hobo.

How Much Time Does Tom Have Left?

  • < 1 Year

  • 1 Year

  • 2-5 Years

  • 5-10 Years

  • 10-20 Years

  • Joke's on you, Spiteful DogFuckers Never Die!


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Coldgrip

Still not Cody.
True & Honest Fan
Assuming a natural death, he'd probably live to be quite old. Otherwise, he's much more likely to find himself murdered, or die in a really stupid fashion.
At the rate he's going I wouln't be surprised if some cholos off him for giving them the stink-eye, being annoying, or bringing attention to the neighborhood with his constant calls to the police.
 

Jeanne d'Arc

Running Up a Massive Tab
I've seen people put some crazy shit into their bodies and live, but Tom's ingested more drugs than any human body can handle and probably eats his own shit when he can't find anything else.

One day he's gonna eat something totally rancid/do some bad coke/have a stroke or heart attack and that day will be in the next 5-10 years. I'm amazed he's lasted this long... His body's gonna give out sooner than later.
 

Alex Krycek

All my friends are Skeletons
True & Honest Fan
COPD will have him on Oxygen with a year or two. After that it’s a steady decline to the bottom.2-5 Years.
 

NobleGreyHorse

This thing here is called a custom title.
This an unfortunate thread to have my username in...

Yes, but your icon of the lantern-jawed lady who recently spent several months being dead (for tax purposes?), complete with renaming her YT account "in memory of" herself, adds a certain hilarity it was otherwise lacking.
 

Deadpool

Demon Prince of Patriarchy!
True & Honest Fan
Yes, but your icon of the lantern-jawed lady who recently spent several months being dead (for tax purposes?), complete with renaming her YT account "in memory of" herself, adds a certain hilarity it was otherwise lacking.
Actually it was because CPS told her several times to stop harassing people online, and she got caught every time. How that makes pretending to be dead while continuing to act the exact same way was a good idea I don't know. I guess that's why she's a lolcow and I'm not.
 
Q

QT 219

Guest
kiwifarms.net
First, Tom said everyone's gonna die by January 31, 2019. Then it was the end of 2019. Then it was the beginning of 2020. Now it's the end of 2020. Evidently the Space Jews are terrible at calculations or are just as lazy as he is.

Tom will die in a dumpster related accident; either by getting locked in or set on fire inside of one.
 

Chad Nasty

Optimus Faggot
True & Honest Fan
2-5
He needs time to be able to enjoy the forum crafted in his honor and bask in his accolades on kiwifarms
 

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