The Tom Deadpool - Here we place our Bets on the Expected Lifespan of a Nearly-Dead Hobo.

How Much Time Does Tom Have Left?

  • < 1 Year

  • 1 Year

  • 2-5 Years

  • 5-10 Years

  • 10-20 Years

  • Joke's on you, Spiteful DogFuckers Never Die!


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ON 190

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kiwifarms.net
I toss in May of 2044. He's fucked-up enough to require death, but he's dumb enough to escape death. I think his COPD will catch up to him around then.
 

Xarpho

It's another perfect day in the Routine Republic
Gonna do 2-5, with my main bet on if not a slow death from COPD, some "minor" issue that he has go to the hospital for and be dead within 72 hours, or a drug overdose (if he actually really does do heroin regularly as the stream suggested).
 

YourUnclesDad

You just lost the game
When he's gone he will surely be remembered.
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ON 190

Guest
kiwifarms.net
Jokes on you, Tom's been dead for years. His body is being animated and controlled by a colony of sentient mutant maggots and bacteria from dumpster burgers and a neverending cocktail of whatever he can get high off of.
That might be why he still eats from the trash... the maggots expend less energy eating pre-rotted food. It all makes sense.
 

Looney Troons

DRINK?
True & Honest Fan
Mentioned bumping this in another thread. His next expedition to Kansas might actually be the final blow. Even if it isn’t a catfish, Tom is trying to quickly pawn off all three of his possessions on a whim, leaving him with absolutely nothing if this falls through. Between losing his father, being involuntarily committed, and the most recent failed romance... Not a good look.
 

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