The Tomboy Question(s) -

[Zero Day Defense]

Pretty sure no one is intentionally working up a sweat solely to smells like a dude

"People physically and mentally castrate themselves and wear dresses because of autogynephilia? Yeah, that's plausible? Wait, women who are extremely masculine work up a sweat to generate a miasma that reminds most of men? IMPOSSIBLE.

...but you know, some women just like wearing a masculine fragrance. Ain't no thing."

It's like you're just being contrarian.

Is the idea that women who are more interested in physical activities working up a sweat solely because of that really that foreign to you?

We're not talking about those women.

Do you really think women have some bizarre ulterior motive behind everything they do or enjoy (that has to revolve around men for some reason)?

This doesn't revolve around men. It's literally just a subculture of people who deliberately attempt to generate a masculine aura, to be distinguished from women who just enjoy traditionally masculine activities, and even women with a distinct sense of boyishness on top of that.

If you define it as being a woman attracted to other women, yep.

That's a lesbian. If I wanted to talk about lesbians, I'd talk about lesbians.

 

[Android raptor]

"People physically and mentally castrate themselves and wear dresses because of autogynephilia? Yeah, that's plausible? Wait, women who are extremely masculine work up a sweat to generate a miasma that reminds most of men? IMPOSSIBLE.

I mean, maybe some dyke out there is working up a sweat solely to smell like a musky husky because that's her weird fetish or some shit, but it's not the norm. Like any other person if a dyke has b.o. it's either an unintentional side effect from physical activity, or she has shitty hygiene. Both things that are hardly exclusive to dykes.

Why are you spending so much time around dykes with bad hygiene anyway

Btw women with autoandrophilia are chopping their tits off, putting on frilly pink lolita shit, and running around insisting they're kawaii yaoi ukes and shit. They definitely don't present or act like dykes at all, lots are actually extremely feminine (they just get squicked out by the idea of being feminine while a girl because they think feminine straight women are yucky vapid sluts while feminine gay men are super fierce and sassy just like on drag race).

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I mean, maybe some dyke out there is working up a sweat solely to smell like a musky husky because that's her weird fetish or some shit, but it's not the norm.

Considering that you have no certainty on what a "dyke" is and you didn't bother picking up the way the term was used and differentiated from "lesbian", I reckon you haven't the standing to make this statement.

Like any other person if a dyke has b.o. it's either an unintentional side effect from physical activity, or she has shitty hygiene. Both things that are hardly exclusive to dykes.

Why are you spending so much time around dykes with bad hygiene anyway

Do you make it a mission to miss the point?

 

[Android raptor]

Considering that you have no certainty on what a "dyke" is and you didn't bother picking up the way the term was used and differentiated from "lesbian", I reckon you haven't the standing to make this statement.


Do you make it a mission to miss the point?

What point? That you overthink why women have body odor?

 

[mr.moon1488]

>As a tomboy I kinda wonder what the fetishists would think of an actual tomboy like me, who has no desire to fuck some random dude from the chans or pop out babies ever.
>I mean I am a womanchild on the psychological level of a disgusting edgy 10 year old boy, but physically I'm an adult and have been for a while.
>Doubt it, girls generally like sticking to people who agree with them having basic human rights.
>Us lesbian, childfree tomboys that will never see you as anything more than a friend if you're a dude?
>Tomboys are masculine girls and women. Dykes are masculine gay women. Dykes are a form of tomboy, dude
>I'm in my 30s and my apartment is filled with toy dinosaurs, bugs, and spiders
>I mean, I exist and like bugs and anime and shit
>especially since I'm not girly but I'm not athletic either
>Not all tomboys are dykes, but all dykes are a form of tomboy.

@Android raptor You're not a tomboy. You're a lesbian feminist and most likely obese and clinically depressed with one or more comorbid mental disorders. You're saying you're a tomboy online because you think it's somehow going to win you "they want to fuck me" points on the internet. You've never fired a gun, you've never drunk a beer with your dad on the tailgate of a pickup truck while talking about the simple things in life, I doubt you even spent much time outdoors growing up or ever hung out with the boys because they did all the fun shit. I seriously doubt you've ever had a platonic relationship with a dude that wasn't either gay or a male feminist. One of the biggest commonalities I've seen with all actual tomboys is that they have healthy relationships with a strong father figure in their lives, which is likely what ultimately molded them into being tomboys in the first place. On the contrary, your worldview implies that you've had bad experiences with men in your life, which I'm going to assume stems from an absent or abusive father figure. Even if I'm dead wrong on the father figure side of things, you clearly fail the most basic criteria for being a tomboy, which is that you prefer to socialize with men over women.

You will never be a real tomboy

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You will never be a real tomboy

brb making a YWNBARW-style copypasta

at the moment i'm not really interested in arguing @Android raptor's actual tomboyishness or lack thereof i just chuckled at this line

 

[Android raptor]

>As a tomboy I kinda wonder what the fetishists would think of an actual tomboy like me, who has no desire to fuck some random dude from the chans or pop out babies ever.
>I mean I am a womanchild on the psychological level of a disgusting edgy 10 year old boy, but physically I'm an adult and have been for a while.
>Doubt it, girls generally like sticking to people who agree with them having basic human rights.
>Us lesbian, childfree tomboys that will never see you as anything more than a friend if you're a dude?
>Tomboys are masculine girls and women. Dykes are masculine gay women. Dykes are a form of tomboy, dude
>I'm in my 30s and my apartment is filled with toy dinosaurs, bugs, and spiders
>I mean, I exist and like bugs and anime and shit
>especially since I'm not girly but I'm not athletic either
>Not all tomboys are dykes, but all dykes are a form of tomboy.

@Android raptor You're not a tomboy. You're a lesbian feminist and most likely obese and clinically depressed with one or more comorbid mental disorders. You're saying you're a tomboy online because you think it's somehow going to win you "they want to fuck me" points on the internet. You've never fired a gun, you've never drunk a beer with your dad on the tailgate of a pickup truck while talking about the simple things in life, I doubt you even spent much time outdoors growing up or ever hung out with the boys because they did all the fun shit. I seriously doubt you've ever had a platonic relationship with a dude that wasn't either gay or a male feminist. One of the biggest commonalities I've seen with all actual tomboys is that they have healthy relationships with a strong father figure in their lives, which is likely what ultimately molded them into being tomboys in the first place. On the contrary, your worldview implies that you've had bad experiences with men in your life, which I'm going to assume stems from an absent or abusive father figure. Even if I'm dead wrong on the father figure side of things, you clearly fail the most basic criteria for being a tomboy, which is that you prefer to socialize with men over women.

You will never be a real tomboy
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My dad died right after I turned 21, didn't exactly have much time to have beers with him.

But all the other shit yep, have done it and continue to do it. Hell, going outside playing with my dinosaurs out in the woods and creek is what got me into collecting JP toys. Most of my friends until high school were boys, something my mom and teachers hated.

I say I'm a tomboy online because i am one. I don't give a shit about dudes wanting to fuck me. I'm fucking gay. I say I'm a tomboy irl too and have long before I started using the internet.

Not obese either, damn accusing women you don't like of being fatties is some shit straight out of the girliest cow boards like PULL or lolcow farms. Like that's either hyper catty mean girl behaviour or incel shit.

Face it, a real tomboy has opinions you don't like and is an actual person instead of just a fantasy that gets your dick hard.

You will never be a real tomboy respecter until you respect real tomboys

 

[mr.moon1488]

Not obese either, damn accusing women you don't like of being fatties is some shit straight out of the girliest cow boards like PULL or lolcow farms. Like that's either hyper catty mean girl behaviour or incel shit.

Face it, a real tomboy has opinions you don't like and is an actual person instead of just a fantasy that gets your dick hard.

No one wants to fuck you. You keep bringing this up because once again, you want your "they want to fuck me points" back.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

There are no questions, there's just one answer and it is yes.

 

[Android raptor]

No one wants to fuck you. You keep bringing this up because once again, you want your "they want to fuck me points" back.

Unfortunately the gross dudes that won't stop cat-calling or honking at me prove otherwise.

Would be pretty cool if no one wanted to fuck me tho, at least no men

I say the answer to the tomboy question is that we exist, including those of use who continued being tomboys into adulthood, however we're full complex people instead of just the fetishistic caricature that's become popular amongst horny weeb dudes lately. The fact that the reality doesn't match the fantasy apparently upsets some dudes, as the last couple pages of this thread have shown. Including some that ironically enough ended up saying the exact same kind of bullshit that motivates girls to troon out (like the notion that being a tomboy should be a strictly prepubescent phase and girls who remain tomboys during and after puberty are gross or whatever).

The anime/chan tomboy caricature is just as much an unrealistic fantasy as yaoi boys are of gay men. If that's what your into, cool, but don't expect real tomboys to be identical to a fantasy created by and for men (just like real gay men arent like the fantasies created by and for women)

 

[friends o' niall]

I feel like I have a bit of standing to weigh in, since I wish I could say falling for a girl only to find out she was a lesbian is something that has happened to me just once in the past.

Turbo PL incoming, but I'm too drunk and triggered to care. Let me tell you, those 120 pounds of angry, pixie-haired, lacrosse-playing, Italian cunt looked hot as fuck in my eyes since the first time I saw her operating the circular saw. After a few years, it was only a matter of weeks before she became Mrs. Niall, but life had already ruled otherwise, I reckon.

Long story short, guess what I am trying to say is, the last time I watched any sort of Japanese shit was when I was ~8 and Yu Gi Oh was a thing. So no, when it comes to weeabooism and tomboy appreciation, correlation does not imply causation.

Arrested development? You bet. Am I a faggot in denial? Draw your own conclusions, I don't give a fuck.

 

[Android raptor]

I feel like I have a bit of standing to weigh in, since I wish I could say falling for a girl only to find out she was a lesbian is something that has happened to me just once in the past.

Turbo PL incoming, but I'm too drunk and triggered to care. Let me tell you, those 120 pounds of angry, pixie-haired, lacrosse-playing, Italian cunt looked hot as fuck in my eyes since the first time I saw her operating the circular saw. After a few years, it was only a matter of weeks before she became Mrs. Niall, but life had already ruled otherwise, I reckon.

Long story short, guess what I am trying to say is, the last time I watched any sort of Japanese shit was when I was ~8 and Yu Gi Oh was a thing. So no, when it comes to weeabooism and tomboy appreciation, correlation does not imply causation.

Arrested development? You bet. Am I a faggot in denial? Draw your own conclusions, I don't give a fuck.

Damn sounds hot AF ngl

I normally prefer more feminine girls but petite athletic girls with pixie cuts attitudes are fine too

 

[mr.moon1488]

Unfortunately the gross dudes that won't stop cat-calling or honking at me prove otherwise.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I was looking for elucidation on tomboys as well as tomboy appreciation/fetishism and instead the thread becomes an Android raptor thread.

I don't even know how that's possible. I guess it's kinda fine since it's still largely topical, but still.

Also that copypasta is harder to make than I thought.

 

[Android raptor]

I was looking for elucidation on tomboys as well as tomboy appreciation/fetishism and instead the thread becomes an Android raptor thread.

I don't even know how that's possible. I guess it's kinda fine since it's still largely topical, but still.

Also that copypasta is harder to make than I thought.

To be fair I'm probably one of the more active tomboys on this humble fruit forum so me sperging in a thread about tomboys is on-topic.

Hell I'm pretty sure I'm the only tomboy that's been posting throughout most of the thread, thread seems to be quite the sausage fest otherwise.

Ngl it's pretty gay yall turned a thread about tomboys into a sausagefest

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Hell I'm pretty sure I'm the only tomboy that's been posting throughout most of the thread, thread seems to be quite the sausage fest otherwise.

this thread is only six pages long how did you miss the other self-avowed tomboys/tomboy adjacents/women with male interests

 

[Android raptor]

this thread is only six pages long how did you miss the other self-avowed tomboys/tomboy adjacents/women with male interests

I said most of the thread, not all of it. Last couple pages have been me sperging and yall sperging back/butthurt a tomboy says stuff you don't agree with

 

[Schway]

I was looking for elucidation on tomboys as well as tomboy appreciation/fetishism and instead the thread becomes an Android raptor thread.

Are those a thing? Because I was wondering why this thread was beginning to morph to look more and more like the Abortion thread. Same people as well.

 

[Android raptor]

Are those a thing? Because I was wondering why this thread was beginning to morph to look more and more like the Abortion thread. Same people as well.

Idk but it seems like half the time I post in the Thunderdome the thread gets hijacked because people got booty-blasted over something I said (and ironically enough often end up proving the points I was trying to make, in this case the fact that lots of dudes arent actually interested in real tomboys and that real tomboys differ from their idealized fantasy).

At least this time i have the excuse that I'm a tomboy and thus should have a right to post in a tomboy thread.

Anyway any other tomboy Kiwis out there? Or former tomboy Kiwis?

I think I speak for lots of tomboys when I say part of the reason it's worrying seeing so many girls troon out is because we know we probably would've been trooned out had we been kids within the last decade. I could easily see teen me getting sucked into that shit for a host of reasons (though all the crap I was getting for refusing to conform to gender stereotypes after puberty started and thinking if I was a boy I wouldn't have been getting that crap is a big one).

 

[Lemmingwise]

I think I speak for lots of tomboys

At least this time i have the excuse that I'm a tomboy and thus should have a right to post in a tomboy thread.

You don't speak for anyone besides yourself. You're in your thirties, you're a dyke. You're not a tomboy.

The only thing that makes you mimic being a tomboy is that you're so autistic and autism is a male trait and makes someone act like the worst type of men. Not taking social cues or hints unless they're spelled out and even then being kinda oblivious about them.

But you're obviously a woman, because tomboys or men are usually not insufferable in the way that they make everything about themselves and soapboxing in a way like they're running for office or a neighborhood committee. Men may be insufferable, but they are in a different way when they are.

Tomboys instead are kinda like one of the guys. They can take a joke. They can act like a rank and file member and take a step back when people are being annoyed with them.

You're the other type of woman when it comes to male groups, the kind that infiltrates, that half the group loathes and wants to kick out but can't because the other half is blinded by the fact that it's a woman and their hormones do the thinking.

I married a tomboy.
Did I buy myself a lifelong bus pass ticket to fagtown
Much confused here ..

Nah, you're fine. Lgbtq just tries to ruin everything.

My impression of tomboys is that there's a distinct boyishness that nonetheless doesn't even mostly obscure their femininity, in contrast to dykes who are actively trying to snuff out said femininity as some means of compensation-- the only place they fail is in their still having their female machinery.

This is really accurate and insightful.

Tomboy shit seems fine, and maybe it actually works out long term for some guys out there to date 'em. Just..man, I'd highly advise against dating one that shares your favorite male-centric interests with you. You'll think it's cool at first until reality sets in. You're still dealing with a woman, tomboy or not, and she's gonna insist on invading what was once your happy place (regardless of doing it alone or with the guys). To her, sharing that interest means she's going to see any time spent on it as "together time" now. Congrats, you've lost your "you time" and now get to spend it with someone who will insist they can keep up with you (possibly even believing it) while almost certainly never being able to do so (ugly truth of life, ladies). It will ruin the relationship in a hurry or make you miserable for life.

I guess a greater lesson in general here is be fucking careful what interests you share with your significant other. You do not want to end up doing literally everything together.

Huh... so that's why I've always ended up avoiding women in that shared the same passions.

Though I've never personally had the problem of her wanting to invade my time in any way, because if it starts to bother me, I just don't let her. Maybe I protect my borders early and vigilantly enough?

I think it's hypothetically possible of doing a lot of stuff together, but I admit I haven't seen it in practice. I've dated one woman where we really did genuinely share the same taste in almost everything. The only issue is that it could get weirdly competitive from time to time.

What you describe sounds almost like someone who regrets turning their hobby into a job.