The Top 5 Kiwi Farmer Competition ROUND 1 - AKA, the Most Autistic of Us All Competition

Who do you think deserves the top 5 spot? PICK 2

  • Hellfire

    Votes: 18 6.1%
  • Chimpsburgers

    Votes: 10 3.4%
  • Dynastia / Dyn / Fagnasty

    Votes: 43 14.5%
  • Yawning Sneasel

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Catparty

    Votes: 54 18.2%
  • Smutley

    Votes: 4 1.4%

    Votes: 25 8.4%
  • Alec Benson Leary

    Votes: 13 4.4%
  • Ride

    Votes: 11 3.7%
  • OwO What's This?

    Votes: 15 5.1%
  • Cosmos

    Votes: 18 6.1%
  • Y2K Baby

    Votes: 49 16.6%
  • ShiversBlood

    Votes: 27 9.1%
  • AnOminous

    Votes: 128 43.2%
  • Zedkissed60

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Trombonista

    Votes: 17 5.7%

    Votes: 21 7.1%
  • Marvin

    Votes: 20 6.8%
  • Spelling Bee

    Votes: 5 1.7%
  • Jaimas

    Votes: 21 7.1%

  • Total voters


The Movie Night Queen
True & Honest Fan
Welcome, Ladies and GentleFags,

To the first round of the Kiwi Farms Popularity Competition. Whatever the hell you want to call this bullshit, we are having it finally officially! So this round 4 people will be eliminated and 16 will move on to the next round of voting! There are some rules that have wildcard possibilities, so be sure to look at those below. Please try to keep this clean and friendly as much as possible on a shitposting forum that makes fun of people.


These are our judges for this competition: they serve both as the moderators of this competition, as well as your overlords who can change the tide with their votes! @Meowthkip has 5x the voting power because they ALMOST made it in the Top 20, and I wanted to give them a spot. Us regular judges will only have 3x.

And now for our contestants.


Amazing Staff and content producer

Created the most recognizable threads of this forum about lolcows. Regarded as the best analyzer, archiver, and reporter of lolocows.

@Dyn Dynastia/Fagnasty
An Australian Shitposter of Hysterically Deplorable Renown. Also has a GINGER Beard and wife who is of color

@yawning Sneasel
Name changed and deleted account during Security Breach 2019 purge

for all the amazing contributions with his threads and shitposting

Old fag shitposter of ADF

The Mother and Creator of the Pufferton Avatars

@Alec Benson Leary


For moderating and basically doing a lot of shit to maintain the site

For the maker of the Sonichu Comics that are still running and being created to this day!

@OwO What's This?
For being a woman furry on the internet that stole the Heart of Null-Chan and became staff and help create the site as it is today.


For all the fantastic shitposting and comments they have made

@Y2K Baby
For being a shitposter

For creating philosophical questions of great profound in shitposting threads such as whether a gay man would fuck a woman on a deserted Island)

for literally just existing since the dawn of time, for moderating, for helping the site, and for amazing shitposts

For the exact same FUCKING reason above, and for having a pithy way of telling people to "lol calm down"

Amazing contributor and just CUTE AS FUCK in personality and avatar.

for the sheer balls and the amount of likes he got on his post for nominating himself.


@Spelling Bee
For LITERALLY creating the Kiwi Farms emotes that we use today! He literally created so much art here for this forum

And last, but most CERTAINLY not least,

NOMINATED 30 TIMES IN THE COURSE OF 24 HOURS! Excellent content and contributions with postings and threads.


1. THE PERSON WHO WINS THE NO. 1 or NO. 2 SPOT IN A VOTING CYCLE WINS IMMUNITY INTO THE NEXT CYCLE, BUT CANNOT GET IT IN SUCCESSION OR CONSECUTIVELY, REGARDLESS OF HOW UNPOPULAR THEY WERE IN THE LAST CYCLE. This means that if say @zedkissed60 was placed last in the last voting cycle but somehow got a Number 1 spot in the next cycle, he would be immune the following cycle but would be given a limit of one Immunity, and so if he won the number 1 spot again somehow, 2nd and 3rd place would get immunity instead. This basically means that this rule plays as a sort of "WILD CARD"-- if you can get your nomination to the number 1 or 2 spot, they are safe, unless they already achieved immunity in a prior cycle.

We only have 6 cycles, so that means the max amount of immunity is 3 times, and 2 people will always get it, but it can never be consecutive or in succession. This rule is to spice up the competition and really get you guys to vote and support your nominations and write out reasons why they deserve the Top. 5 spot.

There is no Immunity in the FIFTH cycle of voting. In the final Elimination Voting, the BOTTOM 3 will be eliminated, and the Top 5 will move on to the 6th cycle and compete for the Number 1 spot.

So basically the voting brackets go from 20 -> 16 -> 12 -> 8 -> 5 -> 1 unless someone has immunity and placed last in the next cycle. So if you want to get competitive guys, use this WILD CARD rule.

3. The panel of judges can annull any of the above given proper fucking reasoning and rationale.

4. The Panel of Judges have 3x the voting power, and @Meowthkip , because she was so close to get in the Top 20 spot, has 5x the power if they decide to vote on someone.

The Prizes:

Yes, there are prizes. and here is how they are given out and what they are:


1. If you get voted out, you will be given a summary of your thoughts and feelings in the next round of voting: you get to have your voice heard and shown in a thread. This is a popularity competition after all, so we want to give the contestants as much love and attention as possible. You loose, you still get to be a Person of Interest for that thread.


1. I will personally give you a $30 gift card of your choosing-- this includes Visa/Mastercard Giftcards. I have the money for it, and want to give it out to our contestants who have done so much contribution to this website. You deserve a monetary award.
2. You get your own thread describing who you are and what you have done for the farms. You can give me a rough draft on how you want your thread done and I'll write it all out for you.
3. If I can get Null invested, maybe a title or forum goodies can be offered to the top 5 such as titles, name color changes, etc. This one prize is not set in stone at this point sadly.
4. If one of the top five is absent to claim any of their prizes above, I will give it to the runner ups in the competition INSTEAD.


And there you have it folks. Get to voting and good luck!
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The Last Stand

The earth is flat.
True & Honest Fan

Whoever wins, don't spend it all in one place!

Where is Null?
Per @bearycool's rules, Null cannot qualify for this running.


The Movie Night Queen
True & Honest Fan
Where is Null?

@Null and @champthom do not qualify because they are gods/elder gods of this website. They are already popularity itself and thus would just take up space for people who have joined the site as regular users who do not know how to code for a shitposting forum.

I'm wanting this competition to be very userbased centered and based on the site community and culture itself.


The hyeckin frickyen sweetist
True & Honest Fan
It was a tough decision picking only two users because, if I'm being honest, all of them are irreplaceable in my eyes. For everyone listed in the poll, they've made at least one post that I enjoyed reading. It astounds me how familiar I've gotten with the community surrounding a cyberbullying website. I wouldn't want it any other way.


Personality is overrated, join the hivemind today!
True & Honest Fan
bearycool said:
2. You get your own thread describing who you are and what you have done for the farms. You can give me a rough draft on how you want your thread done and I'll write it all out for you.

That sounds less like a reward and more like painting a target on their back. I approve.

Also @Dyn already has a thread so another would be superfluous.

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