The Trolls Have Won -

[Thetan]

Chris, despite all of his smug bragging about his 'victory over da twolls' has, in fact lost the battle.

The trolls have completely changed the way Chris interacts with other people. Fear of the trolls keeps him from doing things he genuinely enjoys: making videos / captain's logs and socializing online. The trolls, and Barb, who keeps Chris under lock-down most of the time, are pretty much in control.

Chris might actually have a chance of meeting a new gal-pal, maybe even a sweetheart through Facebook or email correspondence. He'd rather simply ignore any correspondence from someone he doesn't know in real life, or wait for someone he knows IRL to introduce him to a 'nice girl' who'll throw herself at him. By limiting his contact with potential friends / sweethearts this way, he's decreasing his already abysmally low chances of meeting 'Ms. Right'.

All he's going to get from his Facebook friends are more ass-pats, not to mention that they'll eventually get sick of his whining and just choose to ignore him. Ass-pats are one thing, but I can't see any one of them stepping up to play the role of matchmaker for Chris. (Besides, it would be a very hard sell at best.)

It's ironic really. On the one hand, Chris tells us about his superior intelligence, then goes on to whine about how he's unable to differentiate between a potential gal-pal / heartsweet and ]P . Ordinary people deal with this sort of thing on a daily basis, and they somehow manage to get it right. You'd think it would be a snap for someone with Chris's vast intellectual prowess and powers of discernment / judgement. A lot of people have dealt with trolls, yet they still manage to socialize successfully online. They don't let their fear stop them from living their lives the way they want to.

Again, with Barb keeping him a virtual prisoner at Chez Chandler, online socialization may be his best option; he's just too stupid to figure this out.

Thoughts?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Is this an attempt to goad Chris into action? If it is it isn't going to work.

But in the spirit of discussion I'd say that there was no victory because for the most part there was no battle, only the one in Chris' head.

 

[rocket]

Is this an attempt to goad Chris into action? If it is it isn't going to work.

But in the spirit of discussion I'd say that there was no victory because for the most part there was no battle, only the one in Chris' head.

this

the only objective was to laugh at a retard

 

[Judge Holden]

Huzzah!!! The spoils of our victory shall be divided amongst the loyal brethren, wine and fanta shall flow freely from every fountain, and the accursed fortress of the manchild shall be burned to the ground and the soil sewed with salty semen so that no autism can exist there ever after

 

[CatParty]

trollin stupid party at the game place!

 

[Marvin]

I don't know if I'd really blame Chris' intelligence as the primary cause of his trolling. There were times where we did take advantage of his lower-than-average intelligence or his autism, but mostly our plans relied on how we knew everything about him. Every round, we knew his hand and we made extensive use of that information in trolling Chris. There were times where he did his best (and he actually did a good job, to tell the truth) to hide his identity as Chris on some online dating site. We still caught him. Basically, 95% of our techniques could be used against a normal person, is what I'm saying. Although, I think a normal person might come to the conclusion that Chris did (leave the internet) a lot earlier than Chris did.

The only reason we're not fucking with him now is because we stopped trolling him after Bob died.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I want a George Bush style "Mission Accomplished" picture with Snyder in place of Bush.

I'd do it, but I have no talent.

 

[Thetan]

Is this an attempt to goad Chris into action? If it is it isn't going to work.

But in the spirit of discussion I'd say that there was no victory because for the most part there was no battle, only the one in Chris' head.

To be honest, it's a little bit of both. I'd love to see more content as much as the next ]P

Still, I think my original point is valid. Chris is allowing his social interaction to be dictated by Barb and the trolls. Online interaction is a viable socialization for a lot of people. One of my best friends met his current wife online. He's not creepy and dirty like Chris: more of an oddball / gamer type. (Oddball in all of the positive connotations of that word: he's an awesome guy.)

Anyway, my point is that eventually, Chris is going to have to make a decision, what is worse: continuing to be lonely and isolated or taking the risk of exploring an online relationship that could develop into something more over time. You'd think that he's learned enough by now to be able to avoid most of the common trolling traps and be more careful about sharing embarrassing photos and personal information. Rather than use his past experiences to temper his online reactions, he over-reacted, in true Chris style, and ruled out online socialization altogether.

 

[Christ-Chan]

The only reason we're not fucking with him now is because we stopped trolling him after Bob died.

Permanently?

 

[Thetan]

I don't know if I'd really blame Chris' intelligence as the primary cause of his trolling. There were times where we did take advantage of his lower-than-average intelligence or his autism, but mostly our plans relied on how we knew everything about him. Every round, we knew his hand and we made extensive use of that information in trolling Chris. There were times where he did his best (and he actually did a good job, to tell the truth) to hide his identity as Chris on some online dating site. We still caught him. Basically, 95% of our techniques could be used against a normal person, is what I'm saying. Although, I think a normal person might come to the conclusion that Chris did (leave the internet) a lot earlier than Chris did.

The only reason we're not fucking with him now is because we stopped trolling him after Bob died.

Stopping the trolling after Bob died was completely appropriate. I enjoy teh lulz as much as the next ]P , but I wouldn't stoop so low as to troll someone right after the death of their father. That's not funny, it's going way over the line.

But, back to my original point: a normal person would have a better chance of meeting someone IRL. Chris is dirty/unkempt, creepy looking, and he smells foul, all things that would weigh heavily against him in an IRL situation. By socializing online, he could present himself without all of these negatives. Once he discovered that someone was a troll, he could simply break off contact with them: no need to leave the Internet completely.

Even SailorMoonRed1, who was also a victim of some pretty intense trolling, has returned to YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=sailormoontube11

Not trying to be difficult or contrarian here. Just sayin' that Chris may end up having to choose between the lesser of two evils.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris was never really fighting the trolls. The only war he has spent his life fighting is against his own massive ego.

But yes, he definitely lost that one.

 

[LM 697]

I want a George Bush style "Mission Accomplished" picture with Snyder in place of Bush.

I'd do it, but I have no talent.

 

[Marvin]

The only reason we're not fucking with him now is because we stopped trolling him after Bob died.

Permanently?

Uhh, well, there are various IRL things I'd want to pull off. But aside from IRL things, I think we've mostly used up all our good ideas with Chris. At most I'll probably just read about the update on Chris' depressing life once a week or so. Heh, maybe someone should make a Chris update twitter.

But, back to my original point: a normal person would have a better chance of meeting someone IRL. Chris is dirty/unkempt, creepy looking, and he smells foul, all things that would weigh heavily against him in an IRL situation. By socializing online, he could present himself without all of these negatives. Once he discovered that someone was a troll, he could simply break off contact with them: no need to leave the Internet completely.

Even SailorMoonRed1, who was also a victim of some pretty intense trolling, has returned to YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=sailormoontube11

Not trying to be difficult or contrarian here. Just sayin' that Chris may end up having to choose between the lesser of two evils.

Well, yeah, Chris would do a lot better online. I don't think he's really that aware of how godawful he is IRL. Or maybe he's suspecting he's not as pretty as he thought he was, but I don't think that'll override his fear of the internet. Maybe? We'll see, I guess.

 

[Julaay]

This is sad. Especially since I've came to the conclusion that Chris's biggest troll is himself. I've been reading the Jackie emails all morning while nursing a pulled back muscle. I saw how he was giving personal info from the get-go. He admitted to the attraction sign saga so early. This is stuff normal people wouldn't do. He whined about trolls and the Cwcki. There were people who didn't know about him back then and probably wouldn't bother searching it up. He went on to do videos in which he could have said no. The trolling could have been so easily avoided by just saying no to everything that he was asked.

The more I learn about Chris the more I just want to crash into slumber, because he could have so easily seen the blatant trolls. No wonder he doesn't trust anyone.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

I want a George Bush style "Mission Accomplished" picture with Snyder in place of Bush.

I'd do it, but I have no talent.

Compy, a winner is you.

 

[Thetan]

But, back to my original point: a normal person would have a better chance of meeting someone IRL. Chris is dirty/unkempt, creepy looking, and he smells foul, all things that would weigh heavily against him in an IRL situation. By socializing online, he could present himself without all of these negatives. Once he discovered that someone was a troll, he could simply break off contact with them: no need to leave the Internet completely.

Even SailorMoonRed1, who was also a victim of some pretty intense trolling, has returned to YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=sailormoontube11

Not trying to be difficult or contrarian here. Just sayin' that Chris may end up having to choose between the lesser of two evils.

Well, yeah, Chris would do a lot better online. I don't think he's really that aware of how godawful he is IRL. Or maybe he's suspecting he's not as pretty as he thought he was, but I don't think that'll override his fear of the internet. Maybe? We'll see, I guess.

Again, on a serious note, even at the height of the trolling, back in the golden days of the sagas, Chris never looked as miserable and unkempt / unhealthy as he does now. It's been pointed out before that, in some ways, the trolls are the closest thing to friends Chris has ever had. They at least provided him with some kind of interaction on a semi-regular basis; even if it wasn't always the kind of interaction he would have preferred.

In Chris's video messages to the trolls, he at least looked engaged and energetic. Now he's just sad and pathetic. What he needs to find is some kind of happy medium between the two.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

Chris, despite all of his smug bragging about his 'victory over da twolls' has, in fact lost the battle.

The trolls have completely changed the way Chris interacts with other people. Fear of the trolls keeps him from doing things he genuinely enjoys: making videos / captain's logs and socializing online. The trolls, and Barb, who keeps Chris under lock-down most of the time, are pretty much in control.

Chris might actually have a chance of meeting a new gal-pal, maybe even a sweetheart through Facebook or email correspondence. He'd rather simply ignore any correspondence from someone he doesn't know in real life, or wait for someone he knows IRL to introduce him to a 'nice girl' who'll throw herself at him. By limiting his contact with potential friends / sweethearts this way, he's decreasing his already abysmally low chances of meeting 'Ms. Right'.

All he's going to get from his Facebook friends are more ass-pats, not to mention that they'll eventually get sick of his whining and just choose to ignore him. Ass-pats are one thing, but I can't see any one of them stepping up to play the role of matchmaker for Chris. (Besides, it would be a very hard sell at best.)

It's ironic really. On the one hand, Chris tells us about his superior intelligence, then goes on to whine about how he's unable to differentiate between a potential gal-pal / heartsweet and ]P . Ordinary people deal with this sort of thing on a daily basis, and they somehow manage to get it right. You'd think it would be a snap for someone with Chris's vast intellectual prowess and powers of discernment / judgement. A lot of people have dealt with trolls, yet they still manage to socialize successfully online. They don't let their fear stop them from living their lives the way they want to.

Again, with Barb keeping him a virtual prisoner at Chez Chandler, online socialization may be his best option; he's just too stupid to figure this out.

Thoughts?

Can we declare VC (Victory over Chris) Day now?

IEvery round, we knew his hand and we made extensive use of that information in trolling Chris. There were times where he did his best (and he actually did a good job, to tell the truth) to hide his identity as Chris on some online dating site. We still caught him. Basically, 95% of our techniques could be used against a normal person, is what I'm saying.

We also had that Google Earth Van following Chris around everywhere, relaying info back to the Game Place in real time.

 

[Judge Holden]

Chris, despite all of his smug bragging about his 'victory over da twolls' has, in fact lost the battle.

The trolls have completely changed the way Chris interacts with other people. Fear of the trolls keeps him from doing things he genuinely enjoys: making videos / captain's logs and socializing online. The trolls, and Barb, who keeps Chris under lock-down most of the time, are pretty much in control.

Chris might actually have a chance of meeting a new gal-pal, maybe even a sweetheart through Facebook or email correspondence. He'd rather simply ignore any correspondence from someone he doesn't know in real life, or wait for someone he knows IRL to introduce him to a 'nice girl' who'll throw herself at him. By limiting his contact with potential friends / sweethearts this way, he's decreasing his already abysmally low chances of meeting 'Ms. Right'.

All he's going to get from his Facebook friends are more ass-pats, not to mention that they'll eventually get sick of his whining and just choose to ignore him. Ass-pats are one thing, but I can't see any one of them stepping up to play the role of matchmaker for Chris. (Besides, it would be a very hard sell at best.)

It's ironic really. On the one hand, Chris tells us about his superior intelligence, then goes on to whine about how he's unable to differentiate between a potential gal-pal / heartsweet and ]P . Ordinary people deal with this sort of thing on a daily basis, and they somehow manage to get it right. You'd think it would be a snap for someone with Chris's vast intellectual prowess and powers of discernment / judgement. A lot of people have dealt with trolls, yet they still manage to socialize successfully online. They don't let their fear stop them from living their lives the way they want to.

Again, with Barb keeping him a virtual prisoner at Chez Chandler, online socialization may be his best option; he's just too stupid to figure this out.

Thoughts?

Can we declare VC (Victory over Chris) Day now?

Replace the sailor with me naked except for a pair of short shorts and a nipple chain and the nurse with barb lying in her chair and you pretty much have it

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

This was a foregone conclusion.

Chris brought a pocket knife to a Deathstar lazor battle in terms of intellect.

The saddest thing is it didn't have to be so one sided if the little retard would have just learned one tiny thing from all of this. Instead he walls himself off from the only real community that actually gives a flying fuck about him and wallows in his misery.

Fuck Anna banna! We're the only real friends Chris has, we may be harsh but we tell it too him straight...mostly.

 

[José Mourinho]

To me, there isn't even a battle considering that Chris thinks it is.