The truth & weigh in 1/26/2019 -

[Masta]

Pack a lunch, we are going on a feels trip.

 

[d12]

End of Phase 4, back to Phase 1.

 

[wylfım]

30 minutes and 8 ads.
Claims to be sad and tired of "everything," and then goes on to immediately talk about how the haydurs are wrong and her blankey isn't dirty. Then her hair and makeup. Says she still washes her body.
Still avoids talking about her weight. Yes, gorl, your issues stem from your mentality, and not the fact that you weigh half a ton.

 

[Mister Princess]

okok just 10 seconds in "i look not presentable"


do you fucking ever

 

[RarityGORL]

And the cycle continues... Oh Amberlynn poor you, I feel so bad for you, oh how much you suffer everyday. It's the haydur's fault not yours! Of course bad news affects ANYONE like this but I feel like it affects you more than anyone because you are very sensitive and empathetic.

Ok moving on, when is the next mukbang?

My bad, first a Pioneer Woman haul with new glasses for water and 10 plastic containers for food prep and one VITAMIX because the ninja blender you have is not expensive enough, surely a more expensive and higher quality blender WILL make the difference this time around.

On a serious note, she thinks she's beautiful and has a beautiful face, she has great jewelry and she's going to the doctor and a therapist it's just not working for her.

Everyone FEEL BAD for her please! She uploaded a 30 min "pity meeee, my life is so sad, I'm not that gorl anymore, I can't vlog, muh depreshunn" sitdown video.

 

[The Last Stand]

It's literally 30 minutes of her sitting and talking while making exaggerated faces. This is worth money?

 

[SweetDee]

For someone who never lies, she sure does do a lot of "Things I've lied about" and "This is the truth" videos. And for someone who is never gaining weight, and always losing, she sure is huge.

 

[Mister Princess]

"im not going to tell you the bad news i received"
*proceeds to talk about it*

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

30 minutes and 8 ads.
Claims to be sad and tired of "everything," and then goes on to immediately talk about how the haydurs are wrong and her blankey isn't dirty. Then her hair and makeup. Says she still washes her body.
Still avoids talking about her weight. Yes, gorl, your issues stem from your mentality, and not the fact that you weigh half a ton.

Since she refuses to talk, I'd guess she hit the big 600. It's nearly unfathomable to me that you could gain like 50 lbs in two months but the way AL eats I wouldn't be surprised if she deepthroats sticks of butter. I'd say 575 at least and that's generous.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Rate me mad on the internet but that thumbnail really makes me want to punch her in the face,

Except it’d be all squishy and malleable and probably moist and sticky and greasy and oh god, how do I stop thinking about this?

 

[Masta]

She lost 9lbs and regained majority of it back.
Live weigh in scale:
Al:

 

[Ellana]

End of Phase 4, back to Phase 1.

It's all going according to plan.
She's garnering sympathy in the comment section as well.
How many cycles will it take before she a) stops blaming her eating disorder b) gets inpatient help?

 

[a dinosaur]

She gets it, guys. She's worthless. She won't equate to anything until she loses weight.

 

[Long time lurker]

Amberism of the day: the blanket is off-pink.

 

[Rexella]

This shot of the scale reading wobbling around because she can't stand without her legs shaking, muted to hide the heavy breathing, has to be some of the darkest shit she's posted. Bleak.

 

[NSFW]

“becky and i weighed ourselves together”
>scale fucking disintegrates

She said one of her weigh-ins was within a radius of two pounds.

 

[Emotional Prolapse]

"I just have all this weight, like, on me. And I don't know...how this happened? I mean I KNOW... I over-ate and I binged and I chose food over health."

Wow. Just .

Amber is also amazed that losing weight helps her breathe easier, calling this revelation "wild."

Her newest excuse for not weighing in on the haunted scale is that her legs are too shaky so the number changes. As if shaking makes such a difference that she can't ballpark a reasonable guess. C'mon gorl.

"I feel like people are just here to watch me take my last brearh."

No shit?? What tipped you off, gorl?

 

[Triple S Rank]

no way in hell im watching a 30 minute pity party sit down on pillow mountain video

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

On a serious note, she thinks she's beautiful and has a beautiful face, she has great jewelry

There really are no limits to what the human mind can convince itself of in a sad, desperate struggle for survival. On an unrelated note, I have the tits of an 18 year-old Pam Anderson.

 

[marjoram]

Pity party! Who had "pity party" in the pool? Please collect your winnings at the third window.....

If Big Al has another gorl "inside her" it's cause she ATE her. Sorry bitch, this IS your destiny, it's exactly who you're meant to be cause it's EXACTLY how you've always been. A no effort, manipulative liar.

Nobody is hating on Big Al because she's morbidly obese, so no---you don't "get it". Grow the fuck up and take some damn responsibility for yourself. Or go eat some Reese's---your call.

Now, about that "beautiful face"........