The Ultimate Tommy Tooter Police Call Archive - Uncut Phone Calls of Tom making a COMPLETE ASS OF HIMSELF FOR HOURS ON END

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To put into perspective just how mentally ill Tom is, I've decided to trawl through all available videos we have and provide clear documented cases of Tom being a complete idiot on the phone when it comes to snitching to the cops like the big, fat bitch he is.


It is important to understand that not one of Tom's complaints have ever been investigated. He is tardwrangled, pet like a dumbass by the poor, unfortunate police officers that have to interact with him and then he is promptly ignored. The evidence of Tom being handled in just a four month period is staggering. No one gives a shit about this guy.

:story:

EDIT: For timestamps and call contents, please watch this on YouTube.
 

break these cuffs

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To put into perspective just how mentally ill Tom is, I've decided to trawl through all available videos we have and provide clear documented cases of Tom being a complete idiot on the phone when it comes to snitching to the cops like the big, fat bitch he is.


It is important to understand that not one of Tom's complaints have ever been investigated. He is tardwrangled, pet like a dumbass by the poor, unfortunate police officers that have to interact with him and then he is promptly ignored. The evidence of Tom being handled in just a four month period is staggering. No one gives a shit about this guy.

:story:

EDIT: For timestamps and call contents, please watch this on YouTube.
I wasn't sure whether to rate this winner or autistic.
 
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Why does Tommy keep calling them? Has he ever phoned any form of government and had anything he wanted done? It gets to a point where you just gotta give up, not that i'm complaining.
Tom keeps calling them because he thinks people are as afraid of the cops as he is and if he calls them, that means we're all cowering in fear. Secondly, he has acute dementia stemming from years of drug use. He admits that he forgets why he calls in the first place a lot of the time. His recordkeeping is on par with his cleanliness; that is to say, non-existent. He lives in filth, gets butthurt and screams at cops to rescue him. Ultimately, he believes wasting the cops time and impotently threatening individuals with civil and criminal litigation is mutually exclusive, resulting in some kind of "win" in his piece of shit brain.

He legitimately doesn't realize we laugh our asses off at him for having autism and constantly making the same stupid mistakes ad nauseaum, ad infinitum.

Update: 2017 was a banner year in the Wasserberg household. After locking horns with Kiwi Farms for more than six months, Tom begins his transition from being an indie journalist to screaming at cops to calling L.A. County in a panic over being extradited and charged for child rape. The calls in this one are classic as he receives two home visits, REPEATEDLY admits to child rape to law enforcement and gets absolutely destroyed by a tag-team combo of a cop and a receptionist not seen since the Legion of Doom were champs. Please enjoy:

 
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2017 was a banner year in the Wasserberg household. After locking horns with Kiwi Farms for more than six months, Tom begins his transition from being an indie journalist to screaming at cops to calling L.A. County in a panic over being extradited and charged for child rape. The calls in this one are classic as he receives two home visits, REPEATEDLY admits to child rape to law enforcement and gets absolutely destroyed by a tag-team combo of a cop and a receptionist not seen since the Legion of Doom were champs. Please enjoy:

Thank you for your service.
 

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To put into perspective just how mentally ill Tom is, I've decided to trawl through all available videos we have and provide clear documented cases of Tom being a complete idiot on the phone when it comes to snitching to the cops like the big, fat bitch he is.


It is important to understand that not one of Tom's complaints have ever been investigated. He is tardwrangled, pet like a dumbass by the poor, unfortunate police officers that have to interact with him and then he is promptly ignored. The evidence of Tom being handled in just a four month period is staggering. No one gives a shit about this guy.

:story:

EDIT: For timestamps and call contents, please watch this on YouTube.
❤ Oh i love the screeching ree at the cop 2018 video ❤

Tom keeps calling them because he thinks people are as afraid of the cops as he is and if he calls them, that means we're all cowering in fear. Secondly, he has acute dementia stemming from years of drug use. He admits that he forgets why he calls in the first place a lot of the time. His recordkeeping is on par with his cleanliness; that is to say, non-existent. He lives in filth, gets butthurt and screams at cops to rescue him. Ultimately, he believes wasting the cops time and impotently threatening individuals with civil and criminal litigation is mutually exclusive, resulting in some kind of "win" in his piece of shit brain.

He legitimately doesn't realize we laugh our asses off at him for having autism and constantly making the same stupid mistakes ad nauseaum, ad infinitum.

Update: 2017 was a banner year in the Wasserberg household. After locking horns with Kiwi Farms for more than six months, Tom begins his transition from being an indie journalist to screaming at cops to calling L.A. County in a panic over being extradited and charged for child rape. The calls in this one are classic as he receives two home visits, REPEATEDLY admits to child rape to law enforcement and gets absolutely destroyed by a tag-team combo of a cop and a receptionist not seen since the Legion of Doom were champs. Please enjoy:

Tooter classic. Zeitgeist Thank you for the awesome laughs What a great start to a day
 
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