The (un)Official Christorian Census 2013 -

[LordCustos3]

What category do you see yourself in?

Optional Questions:

1) If you had a time machine and could go back to the Classic Pre-ED Chris days, would you White Knight, Troll or do neither?
2) How many have ever edited any version of the ED page?
3) Favorite kind of Pickle.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

What does fake skywriting fall under?

 

[LordCustos3]

What does fake skywriting fall under?

I-I...I don't know.

You've stumped me.

I'm not even sure how someone can fake skywriting?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

What does fake skywriting fall under?

I-I...I don't know.

You've stumped me.

I'm not even sure how someone can fake skywriting?

I'd call it benign silliness...

 

[LM 697]

1. I would call Chris and shout "JULAAAAAAAAY!"
2. I've never edited ED, just on the CWCki.
3. Vlasic Kosher Dills.

 

[Hyperion]

1) If you had a time machine and could go back to the Classic Pre-ED Chris days, would you White Knight, Troll or do neither?

I would call Bob and talk to him.

2) How many have ever edited any version of the ED page?

I don't edit things much.

3) Favorite kind of Pickle.

The non-pickled kind. What a great way to ruin a cucumber.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I'm just a Christorian.

1) I'd just let him be. He's most amusing when he does stupid stuff on his own.
2) Never edited ED or the CWCki
3) Vlasic sweet gherkins

 

[Tim Buckley]

Observer just like 99.999999999999999999999999999% of ppl here.
1)I would mess with him telling him I am from the future an predictng shockign events... in fact i would do that to the whole world!!!
2) Nevurrr!!1, at least not Chris Chan's
3) I hate pickles! srsly.

 

[Horse Boots]

Just a spectator here.

1. Neither. I'd just sit back and watch it all unfold, since I never got the chance to the first time around (didn't discover Chris until early 2012).

2. Never edited it, since I had no idea it existed.

3. I... I... h... hate... p... p... pickles!

 

[TL 611]

1. I second for talking to Bob. I'd go on a Christorian mission, try and get close to the Chandlers, horde all their hidden cocks then sit and chuckle
Nah, I'd talk to Bob cuz he genuinely seems quite interesting, and I really really think he craved intelligent conversation. I'd then talk to Chris and ask him little spergy questions like "can you swim?", "what do you mean by merried seinor comic?", "what is your opinion on tattoos?". curious little things cuz im a nosey bastard
2. Ive never been anywhere near ED editing wise, only wiki I've ever edited was the CWCki like twice
3. I h-hate PICKLES (well no I don't, I don't think ive ever eaten a proper pickle. Unless Gherkins are the same thing)

 

[GFYS]

I sincerely dislike Christian Weston Chandler. I do troll him, by sending him stupid gifts in the mail. I derive amusement at the thought of it causing him distress, even though a number of the items are actually practical gifts. C'mon... For a dude who is famous for pooping himself... Adjustable adult diapers is a pretty thoughtful gift, no? So, I'm not bluespike, but I'm no saint either.

1. I'd invest heavily in National Oilwell Varco, Apple Computers, Amazon, and gold. Then I'd troll Chris, relative to his latest antic. I wouldn't preemptively troll his activities.
2. I've made some really minor grammatical changes, and updated an external link. It was frozen at one time, and I haven't touched it since.
3. Trü smoked black pepper dill pickles (a spear in the Bloody Mary cocktail is great), Boar's Head kosher dills (best on a Chicago style hotdog), or a good fried pickle slice.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I sincerely dislike Christian Weston Chandler. I do troll him, by sending him stupid gifts in the mail. I derive amusement at the thought of it causing him distress, even though a number of the items are actually practical gifts. C'mon... For a dude who is famous for pooping himself... Adjustable adult diapers is a pretty thoughtful gift, no? So, I'm not bluespike, but I'm no saint either.

You waste your money buying and sending Chris stuff that he'll never publicly react to?

 

[CatParty]

I sincerely dislike Christian Weston Chandler. I do troll him, by sending him stupid gifts in the mail. I derive amusement at the thought of it causing him distress, even though a number of the items are actually practical gifts. C'mon... For a dude who is famous for pooping himself... Adjustable adult diapers is a pretty thoughtful gift, no? So, I'm not bluespike, but I'm no saint either.

You waste your money buying and sending Chris stuff that he'll never publicly react to?

I kinda understand GFYS. Sometimes it's not about the publicity or making others laugh. Sometimes you just gotta satisfy yourself.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

1) If you had a time machine and could go back to the Classic Pre-ED Chris days, would you White Knight, Troll or do neither?
Neither. I'd probably tell my old self to IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS about CWC and Sonichu, so he never discovers this place in the future. What could go wrong?

2) How many have ever edited any version of the ED page?
I just got here last year. And I've never edited the CWCki.

3) Favorite kind of Pickle.
Not really a fan of pickles.

 

[Stratochu]

1: Former whiteknight. I tried to leave calls on the 14BC answering machine and CWC's voicemail, tried giving him advice in those messages, and left voicemails with my condolences for Bob's death, but ended up giving up.
2: Never edited any ED page.
3: Baby kosher dills.

 

[JimReynolds]

1) I'd just observe, maybe send a few emails to the Mailbag.
2) No.
3) Dill

 

[Trombonista]

Pure Christorian here. Sure, I signed his petition multiple times and participated in the poster campaign thread, but I don't really think that counts as trolling unless you take Chris's definition of trolling.

1. If I had a time machine, I would much rather use it to go back to my sophomore year of college and fix my not-so-good grades. Chris can just be Chris.
2. I have never edited any ED page.
3. Ba-Tampte and Boar's Head are my favorite brands.

 

[snowkitten91]

What category do you see yourself in?

Optional Questions:

1) If you had a time machine and could go back to the Classic Pre-ED Chris days, would you White Knight, Troll or do neither?
2) How many have ever edited any version of the ED page?
3) Favorite kind of Pickle.

I'm in the biggest category (observer).

1) I would try to pretend being a gal-pal for him until he tried to touch me and I slapped his MANOS away, making him bawl his eyes out and call me a ]P .
2) I have never edited the ED page or the CWCki.
3) I have only eaten them in hamburgers up until now, so I can't really answer this one.

 

[cheersensei]

1) If you had a time machine and could go back to the Classic Pre-ED Chris days, would you White Knight, Troll or do neither?

Eh. Everything he's done, he's done it to himself. I'd gladly watch from a distance again. Though I do wish I had some correspondence through the letters I had sent.

2) How many have ever edited any version of the ED page?

No.

3) Favorite kind of Pickle.

Dill. Baby dills or spears preferably.

 

[Uzumaki]

Who knew we had two Bluespikes.

Edit:
1) As much as I love some of the more creative trollings, like Asperchu and Liquid Chris, I wouldn't want to dedicate the time necessary to pull off a good one and I wouldn't want to do something stupid like a JULAY.
2) I made some minor edits, mostly correcting grammatical errors. I never contributed a new thought or piece of information.
3) Unpickled cucumber.