Sonichu The Wedding Comic -

[Something Vague]

Probably my favorite comic hands-down and definitely gives me insight as to what Chris thinks a wedding/honeymoon is like. One tradition that Chris really taught me that I never knew before until reading this was the wholwe "father walking down the aisle" tradition.

Seriously, I never knew that before. I was always taught that the bride and groom walked together down the aisle since they were making the commitment together. I later found out that the whole bride and groom walking together was actually a Catholic tradition so that made sense why I wouldn't know about that whole tradition. Still, I was surprised to learn that this wasn't a whole Chris thing. So I guess Chris did teach me something after all.

I still found it interesting that Chris has Sarah as his best man (?) or whatever, but it makes sense considering he found most men to be jerks so of course he would have a woman be his best man (best woman?)

Infact, why was his wedding reception covered in only two panels? Where is the first dance? The bouquet and garter toss? The partying? There was the cutting of the cake, but it took me a while to realize that they were even cutting a cake! So much potential wasted, why did Chris not cover the reception that much? Infact, it seems like he was more interested in the honeymoon (obviously...) and ceremony than the reception.

Why do you think he hardly covered the reception?

 

[Saney]

Time spent drawing the reception would have been time not drawing hot Chris on Ivy action.

 

[CatParty]

or time to draw all the glade plug-ins

 

[Something Vague]

Time spent drawing the reception would have been time not drawing hot Chris on Ivy action.

Probably, considering how lazy Chris is, it kind of makes sense why he would be impatient. He is all about minimum effort.

I also think that maybe Chris hasn't really seen a real reception. Still a wedding without a reception is just incomplete to me. A reception is one of the best parts!

Let's just say that as spergy as I am, I will never try to renact Chris' wedding for my wedding since I'm all about the reception (besides, having a medieval-fantasy-themed wedding is soooo much more superior, plus I could never pull off Ivy's dress, its way too church inappropriate, despite what Chris may think, then again, he goes to a very liberal one so...)

 

[pickleniggo]

plus I could never pull off Ivy's dress, its way too church inappropriate, despite what Chris may think, then again, he goes to a very liberal one so...

What Ivy's dress was based on.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I also think that maybe Chris hasn't really seen a real reception. Still a wedding without a reception is just incomplete to me. A reception is one of the best parts!

We've only heard of him going to one wedding in his life, that of a distant relative, and he only talked about it when giving an alibi that proves he did not kill BILLY MAYS. Clearly, he either wasn't paying attention or the Chandlers ditched after the ceremony.

 

[Something Vague]

Exactly why I wouldn't pull it off, especially with all the kneeling I would have to do before the priest in a traditional Catholic wedding my family expects I go through. This dress in white with gold embroidery on the other hand...

Wait, I just noticed something...

The bouquet is a bouquet made up of only three flowers! See? Three stems, and they are all separate as oppose to gathered and tied with a ribbon so that they are not only easy to carry, but when she throws it, the flowers won't go all over the place!

But yeah, he probably either wasn't paying attention or he didn't attend the reception or something.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'm just trying to picture Chris dancing with a lady

The whole reception and party thing is a social thing, and Chris isn't social. To him, it's all about himself, Ivy and the hot hankypanky that's SO CLOSE AHEAD. So, no party here.

 

[Henry Bemis]

The whole reception and party thing is a social thing, and Chris isn't social. To him, it's all about himself, Ivy and the hot hankypanky that's SO CLOSE AHEAD.

You forgot to mention the hor d'oeuvres.

 

[José Mourinho]

Does anyone notice that the Sonichu Specials are way too short?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Does anyone notice that the Sonichu Specials are way too short?

In a sense, that's a good thing. The content Chris truly cares about is far more substantial than his idea of filler/padding.

 

[spaps]

Does anyone notice that the Sonichu Specials are way too short?

Good. Less furry porn and giant penises.

 

[José Mourinho]

Does anyone notice that the Sonichu Specials are way too short?

Good. Less furry porn and giant penises.

.....You're right. I can imagine Chris drawing a "Giant Penis Comic" which is 30 PAGES LONG...

 

[Spelling Bee]

Does anyone notice that the Sonichu Specials are way too short?

Good. Less furry porn and giant penises.

.....You're right. I can imagine Chris drawing a "Giant Penis Comic" which is 30 PAGES LONG...

30 pages of Ivy and Chris rolling into different sex positions and spouting shitty porn-like dialogue.
oh god why

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Or a drawing of a penis that takes up 30 pages.

 

[Something Vague]

Another thing I sort of found weird about the wedding comic is that Chris really liked using stickers in his drawings. Like, come on, like he couldn't draw them himself? Was he that lazy?

Like here is an example:

 

[spaps]

Another thing I sort of found weird about the wedding comic is that Chris really liked using stickers in his drawings. Like, come on, like he couldn't draw them himself? Was he that lazy?

Like here is an example:

What the hell is that on the right?

 

[Something Vague]

you mean her dad? I always thought he was drawn kind of funny, like in sort of a different art style than Ivy with the square head and stuff, I mean, he doesn't even look human.

 

[Null]

Pretty sure that's Coach McGirk from Home Movies.

 

[Dollars2010]

Another thing I sort of found weird about the wedding comic is that Chris really liked using stickers in his drawings. Like, come on, like he couldn't draw them himself? Was he that lazy?

Like here is an example:

That anatomy is just horrendous, more-so than usual.