In "why do they keep remaking things" news heres the leaked poster for The Witches. It is a remake of the Anjelica Huston film. Starring Anne Hathaway as the grand high witch, and Octavia Spencer as.....the grandmother for some reason.
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In "why do they keep remaking things" news heres the leaked poster for The Witches. It is a remake of the Anjelica Huston film. Starring Anne Hathaway as the grand high witch, and Octavia Spencer as.....the grandmother for some reason.
It's probably gonna be worthless garbage just like the Charmed remake, I just want my Shannen Doherty back. 
I KNOW IT'S SO BAD TOO, ESPECIALLY LANCED WITH ALL THE 'DIVERSITY' I JUST WANT MY OLD CHARMED BACK MAN, WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO US??
Well you have to admit, Hathaway is spot on casting for an ugly witch. Won't be better than the original though.
all I can say is if they don’t fuck up the ending and make it a stupid happy ending again maybe it won’t be so bad.
You want scary, look up Angelica Houston’s nude photo set.
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To paraphrase another Roald Dahl adaptation:
Come with me, and you'll see, an industry run dry of imagination.
Looks like a joke, just more woke....masturbation.
Come with me, and you'll see, an industry run dry of imagination.
Looks like a joke, just more woke....masturbation.
Unironically this.
The original ending was top tier and I doubt it will be topped, but if they can at least attempt it, I will most likely be satisfied, doesn't mean that the rest of the show won't be fucking garbage lol.
With Octavia Spencer as the grandmother, don't be surprised if this version is woke where the witches are white and they only target non-white children.
Maybe it’s planned to be a Halloween release?
It’s a bad move for that kind of audience in any case though since the witches are evil, to quote the New Yorker:
Matilda would have been a safer option if they wanted to appeal to the woke crowd, not that there’s any money in doing so.
This remake is set in 1960s Alabama to excuse the diversity casting.
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I just found out that this woke remake exists thanks to Brad Jones.
SPOILER: The movie sucks! I know, I'm as shocked as you are.
It was alright. They actually kept the book ending but added something batshit on top of it and some wokeness.
Is the wokeness involving the addition of a third child, this one a girl?
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Why, yes, as a matter of fact,...
Is just 'there'...she can be removed and nothing is lost or gained.
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No comment on the movie but regarding this thread's sub-title, Roald Dahl didn't like the original film adaptation. From memory but he said they'd made it into a horror film for kids and thought the effects were far too scary and upsetting for children.
It was all based on his drawings, sure. But there's a world of difference between this:
and these:
It was all based on his drawings, sure. But there's a world of difference between this:
and these:
If I even start to jerk my body around like I just drank potion #86 my wife freaks out.
I thought he was just mad about how they changed the ending.
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