The Worst Christmas/ Holiday Songs - Songs you want roasting on an open fire.

[El Porko Fako]

Whether you love or hate Christmas music, I think most people can find at least one stinker every December that just annoys or pisses them off.

Post what you feel is the worst inescapable musical plagues each holiday season. If Christmas isn't your forte, post some Hanukkah or Kwanzaa songs. I've really curious to see if other religions and cultures have come up with some bad songs like Christmas has.

My personal choice is Little Drummer Boy, because there is no way you can possibly sing the lyrics "pa rum pum pum pum" with soul and conviction without sounding like a complete tool.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Christmas Shoes.

 

[Some JERK]

That fuckin' Paul McCartney song "Wonderful Christmas Time"

Fuck that song.

 

[Flustercuck]

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Oh, God... Dear God Jake Paul is the worst! Here's another horrible Christmas song that sure to make your blood boil!

 

[weaselhat]

I hate with a passion Holly Jolly Christmas sung by Burl Ives. It grates my nerves so hard although I couldn't tell you why.

 

[MG 620]

The new Sia album is awful, so'll nominate the single "Santa's Coming for Us".

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.
I heard one version where it's some kid singing it with this really annoying voice and it made me want to punch that kid in the face.

 

[The Colonel]

All of them.

 

[Mungo]

CHINGEDY CHING, IT'S DOMINICK THE DONKEY
CHINGEDY CHING, THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY

 

[Clown Baby]

That fuckin' Paul McCartney song "Wonderful Christmas Time"

Fuck that song.

I came to say this, so repetitive and pointless.

Honorable mention is this piece of shit

 

[Sleeper13th]

I think the Worst one I've heard was Jan Terri's Excuse my Christmas

 

[Smiling Drought]

I know Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer is supposed to be funny/ironic, but it's always rubbed me the wrong way.

Especially considering the attempt at stretching the concept into a children's movie.

 

[IV 445]

Michael Jackson’s Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

I know he’s a little kid but that voice....

 

[January Cyst]

@CWCissey

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I like Last Christmas but for some reason every cover of it is fucking atrocious

 

[El Porko Fako]

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.
I heard one version where it's some kid singing it with this really annoying voice and it made me want to punch that kid in the face.

I was in a grocery store today and this came on. I can't even listen to that song anymore without thinking of "All I Want for Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend."

I actually prefer Chris' song. At least it's funny.

 

[Positron]

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" -- especially sung by the young Michael Jackson. His "WOW!" makes me wants to strangle him.

"Santa Baby" sung by that old cunt Madonna. Wanna go down her "chimney"?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I like Last Christmas but for some reason every cover of it is fucking atrocious

And it's like what, one of only two songs people keep trying to cover with their own crappy resings?

There's this one version of Silver Bells I keep hearing on the radio that puts its emphasis on all the wrong places. And I already hate Silver Bells as a song.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

The only Christmas song I don't loathe is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra version of 'Carol of the Bells.' ...Which is an instrumental. So yeah.