The Writings of Shiversblood - Hella indeed

[Shiversblood]

Hello. I was watching the Big Bang theory the other day and I was hella shocked. Sheldon only has sex with his wife on very rare occasions. Like their honey moon and birthdays

Would you divorce your wife if she only had sex on birthdays and occasional holidays? And never did anal? Would you be angry?

 

[Bassomatic]

You should kill yourself for watching the big bang theory.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

WTF are you doing watching Big Bang Theory? Are you some kind of sadist?

Edit:
I'd divorce my wife if she unironically watched Big Bang Theory.

 

[the autist of dojima]

Go back to writting fanfics, leave the bait threads to @Heinrich Himmler

 

[Judge Holden]

Wonder if they ever gonna remake Big Bang Theory...

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I think it would depend upon how much I loved her. A lot of older couples apparently don't have much sex, but that doesn't stop them from staying together out of love; or maybe they stay together out of convenience? I honestly wouldn't know. I've never been married.

 

[Shiversblood]

Go back to writting fanfics, leave the bait threads to @Heinrich Himmler

Fanfics of your moms anus.

 

[J A N D E K]

Go back to writting fanfics, leave the bait threads to @Heinrich Himmler

I miss @Heinrich Himmler

 

[Marvin]

Yes, I would divorce her. My member demands satisfaction.

 

[J A N D E K]

Fanfics of your moms anus.

Branching out? I thought you only wrote fanfics about a man named Trent’s anus...

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

>Current year
>Getting married
ISHYGDDT

 

[heathercho]

If I were your wife, I wouldn't restrict my anal raping of you to just holidays and birthdays. I'm not a heathen. Manpussy violations everyday.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You should kill yourself for watching the big bang theory.

@Shiversblood is like, 68. Give him a break.

 

[Shiversblood]

Are you projecting? I’m not 68.

BUT YOUR MOM IS

/pwn

 

[zyclonPD]

Any loveless or sexless relationship has inherently serious problems. Cut and run asap.

 

[Bogs]

>be married
>only have sex on holidays and birthdays
>no masturbation, no mistresses, nothing extra marital
>a sage like discipline worthy for the woman I love
>sometimes go in excess of months without sex
>balls start to swell
>semen feels like it's being transferred around the body
>can feel the aura of your previous lifestyle
>magical powers are almost within your grasp
>suddenly, it's a holiday
>sex.jpg
>you start off awkward and slow, having forgot the rhythm of love a long time ago
>her vagoo suddenly clamps down on your penis out of nowhere
>you feel the strength of men fail as what feels like the power of Morgoth escape your body
>empty about a pint of semen into your wife
>you lay there sweating, unable to speak, barely able to breath as your penis slowly crawls out of her
>probably about the best sex you've ever had
>she asks if you're done already
>you groan in response, wiping your hand on her forehead and get of bed

 

[dopy]

yes

 

[JambledUpWords]

Straight sex is gay because it involves a penis going into something that likes penis. Let’s ban gay sex altogether.

BTW, you’re automatically gay for watching the Big Bang Theory

 

[Shiversblood]

Hello. Some men in the USA are not homosexual and get married to women. However, some women have penis. In the USA homosexual male marriage has been legalized. Would you divorce your wife if her penis was too big and her anus too small. One man had a penis slammed into his anus and his wife anus was not that big actually. Some men demand penis. Other men are unsure of it. If you married her knowing she had a penis, with the understanding that you would be the top, and only you would canal her anal canal, however, then she slams her penis into ur anus would you be frustrated, enough to divorce?

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Some men are homosexual, some are not, but none are more so than you