Thefleshmustgrow - A Salt-loving, Meltdown-prone Otherkin

[Trapped_Fairy]

Meet Thefleshmustgrow, a delusional little otherkin I stumbled upon. I'm nowhere near close to even a month into her archive and this agender Princess Peachkin, dwarfkin, puppeteerkin, and godknowswhatelsekin is a decent lulz source. She's an obsessive Homestuck and Off fangirl with little to no grip on reality and, of course, a fucking special Tumblrina snowflake sjw to boot.

She breaks down more often than Vade, becoming suicidal and distressed over something as trivial as seeing fanart of a ship that rivals her self-insert ship, "Slickily" (which she has even made an askblog for and she seriously refers the character as her husband) or just because she's been left alone for five minutes. Here are some highlights of her more recent freakouts:

Spoiler: Cry Harder

She also has this fucking weird obsession with salt for some reason.

Spoiler: Salt

But yeah, I found her amusing, so I thought I'd share this little nutcase with you all! Enjoy!

 

[wheat pasta]

Sorry, I was too busy being a special snowflake to notice how you are one as well.

 

[Rin]

That is some hardcore cry-typing right there. And her art is terrible. Does she not own an eraser or something?

How the hell do you get to be such a special snowflake that you think people care that much about your self-insert Mary Sue?

 

[Lurkingjay]

The salt thing just reminds me of Sugar Kovacs and eggs. Is it standard for these people to have one weird affected quirk like that?

That is some hardcore cry-typing right there. And her art is terrible. Does she not own an eraser or something?

How the hell do you get to be such a special snowflake that you think people care that much about your self-insert Mary Sue?

The Tumblr "ask blog" subculture is rife with the assumption that people care about other people's SIs or generic original characters. I briefly considered making a thread about Tumblr ask blogs, a.k.a. "Please Tell Me Why My Overwrought Pony OC Is Special," but then I decided I didn't give enough of a crap.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

She loves shitblogging about her "astral adventures" as if they aren't just wet dreams of her Mary Sue banging her favorite character. Oh and she thinks she's a god

 

[Meowthkip]

Thanks to Tumblr, now there's a bajillion of that one girl who said she was married to Sephiroth on the astral plane.

Thanks, internet.

 

[SpessCaptain]

So you could say this person is pretty Salty, right?

 

[seagull]

Here are some archives of interesting pages, for reference. Apologies if I repeat anything that's already visible, but on both Chrome and Firefox all of the links on her sidebar are cut off for me. I can only see links by looking at archived pages.
Outside accounts (includes dA, FA and Weasyl accounts): https://archive.md/tRLgT
Older dA account: http://e2s4.deviantart.com
Older kin page: https://archive.md/RIuJd
Other (inactive) RP blog: https://archive.md/0uZGK
Also, including the selfies because jesus fucking christ: https://archive.md/z62fl

Emily apparently made a GoFundMe last year to beg for money to go to Disney World: https://archive.md/MB9zS
People told her to get a job.


She also should probably put her Facebook on private.
On Facebook, she's marked herself as "in a relationship," and I can't help but wonder if she's talking about the fictional character she's obsessed with.

Edit with additional Disney World spergery:

 

[DocScuttleButt]

out of all the flavors and she gotta choose salt.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

She also got banned from OKcupid

Just out of curiousity, how much of a fuck up do you have to be to get kicked from that site?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

does anybody want to watch her eat cat food

 

[autisticdragonkin]

She also got banned from OKcupid
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Just out of curiousity, how much of a fuck up do you have to be to get kicked from that site?

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/194029/best-banned-okcupid-profile/

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Meet Thefleshmustgrow, a delusional little otherkin I stumbled upon. I'm nowhere near close to even a month into her archive and this agender Princess Peachkin, dwarfkin, puppeteerkin, and godknowswhatelsekin is a decent lulz source. She's an obsessive Homestuck and Off fangirl with little to no grip on reality and, of course, a fucking special Tumblrina snowflake sjw to boot.

She breaks down more often than Vade, becoming suicidal and distressed over something as trivial as seeing fanart of a ship that rivals her self-insert ship, "Slickily" (which she has even made an askblog for and she seriously refers the character as her husband) or just because she's been left alone for five minutes. Here are some highlights of her more recent freakouts:

Spoiler: Cry Harder

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She also has this fucking weird obsession with salt for some reason.

Spoiler: Salt

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But yeah, I found her amusing, so I thought I'd share this little nutcase with you all! Enjoy!

Lol at the thought of someone killing themselves with vyvanse. That has to be the most undependable and unpleasant way to kill yourself, after you freak out and get hospitalized foiling your suicide attempt, you can stay awake and hate yourself even more than normal for a few days as you come down in the nuthouse.

 

[seagull]

This picture of Emily and her date to a school dance cracked me up. I feel vaguely bad for laughing, but .

I can't help but wonder if there isn't much to do in rural Nova Scotia, and that's why she spends so much time sperging on the internet.

I'm genuinely pretty confused by her. She has a harder time spelling than most, but the RP stuff that I looked at was definitely more comprehensible. She also looks pretty unfortunate, and posts pictures of herself at the worst moments. Is it legitimate autism? A disability? I have no idea so have this.

Spoiler

 

[SpessCaptain]

Is it legitimate autism?

Yes, she has autism.

 

[seagull]

Yes, she has autism.

I read that she only had a provisional diagnosis, so I wasn't sure. Looking at her though...it does seem pretty obvious.

 

[Bork Laser]

Thats the face of a man who has seen some shit

 

[Ariel]

Why would you choose salt, when Tabasco exists?


I hope she is a troll!

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

Why would you choose salt, when Tabasco exists?


I hope she is a troll!

The blog dates back to 2012, so I doubt she's a troll. She'd have to be pretty dedicated to keep up this shit for three years

 

[itswhitebread]

Poor thing needs some damn braces.