Theme-songs for lolcows -

[Magic Sun Daddy]

For the she-beast known as Tess Holiday...

 

[2al]

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/alla-flickor-all-girls.html

For the cows that have teen female fanbases.

 

[Fougaro]

Kurt Eichenwald.

 

[sogdiananhero]

Nick Bate.

 

[Quijibo69]

Most of them.

 

[Positron]

Pristine Christine:

 

[Eggplant]

Chris Chan.

As sent in another thread.

 

[councilman les whinen]

I imagine every lolcow ever with this theme song

 

[Abethedemon]

Vore fetishists

 

[Daisuke Jigen]

Applicable to just about any.

 

[tehpope]

Stand isn't really about lolcows but Just works so well with Get a Life.

 

[Echs Why Zed]

Surprised no one posted these as theme songs:

@x86x2

The Slaton Sisters (whenever they walk):

Every edgelord:

Literally every lolcow:

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I think this might be the perfect theme song for Chris Chan and Crystal's new transformation sequence:

 

[Another Fellow]

A real old one for the Schofields:

 

[MistressCaridad]

Thomas Jay Wasserberg aka Tom, Tommo, Tombomb- this one's for you, you crazy old MAN

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Russell Greer (if only for the title)

 

[Echs Why Zed]

@x86x2 when he was in college:

 

[The Great Citracett]

Affectionate tributes to the Slatons

 

[Zeorus]

Affectionate tributes to the Slatons

I'd say you forgot "Fat Bottomed Girls" but that might be understating things just a tetch

 

[Fougaro]

Jonathan Ross