Manosphere Theodore "Teddy" Beale / Vox Day / Vox Popoli / Teddy Spaghetti - pretentious self-imporant Ultra-Right Science Fiction writer and publisher, jealous of Jordan Peterson.

Long Sun

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So Teddy Beale generates alot of content what sets him apart from most ultra Right blogs are:

1)his ego which can seen from space, always bragging about his IQ and how smart his children are. also his pen name is taken from Vox Dei
2) his fight to make people believe his wife is totally real guys
3) his excusing his racism my saying "I'm Mexican and Native American so it ok for me to call a black author 'half-savage'"
4) Name calling anyone who disagrees with ie George RR Martin wrote a "not-a-blog" post about why he disagreed rabid/sad puppies tactics so Teddy called him "Rape Rape" and a SJW generally people who disagree with Teddy are SJW

He also started the Rabid Puppies slat which was mainly books from his small publish house
His Blog:
Twitter note the pinned Tweet is basicly by Wife is totally real guys. \

With his social media he generates a lot of content


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So Teddy Beale generates alot of content what sets him apart from most ultra Right blogs are:

Something I've wondered is whether he is the only person ever expelled from the Science Fiction Writers of America. That's quite an accomplishment, as it is a bunch of geeks heavily imbued with the Geek Social Fallacies that generally prevent a bunch of geeks from throwing out even the most repugnant and despicable of people.

Long Sun

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Something I've wondered is whether he is the only person ever expelled from the Science Fiction Writers of America. That's quite an accomplishment, as it is a bunch of geeks heavily imbued with the Geek Social Fallacies that generally prevent a bunch of geeks from throwing out even the most repugnant and despicable of people.
I seen both first and second but looking into in appears it is questionable if Stanislaw Lem was expelled (he had his honorary member revoked and was offered regular which he declined ) so Teddy is fairly alone as far as being kicked out goes


Formerly PickleGuy
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Here's Teddy being a massive edgelord.

Has Phony ever hit a woman? Has he ever seen a woman's head snap back, seen her knees buckle, and stood over her as she lays crumpled on the floor? Has he ever bloodied a woman's nose or blackened a woman's eyes? Has he ever toyed with a woman desperately trying to lay a hand on him before stepping forward and flattening her with a single jab?

I have. It wasn't even amusing because it was so easy. I had a harder time fighting a well-trained eleven year old boy. I wasn't even throwing any combinations or throwing my strikes at more than half-force, and that was still enough to lay them out. If you are a man who hasn't ever hit a woman in the face, or if you are a woman who hasn't ever been beaten up by a man, your opinion on the subject is guaranteed to be irrelevant. The cumulative difference in speed, strength, and mass simply has to be experienced to be believed.

I sincerely encourage anyone who wishes to write about women warriors to visit a full-contact dojo and ask to spar a few rounds with the opposite sex. They will accommodate you and it will be an eye-opening experience.


Voci Dal Nulla
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Ironically, in light of the strong correlation between female education and demographic decline, a purely empirical perspective on Malala Yousafzai, the poster girl for global female education, may indicate that the Taliban's attempt to silence her was perfectly rational and scientifically justifiable.

“a few acid-burned faces is a small price to pay for lasting marriages, stable families, legitimate children, low levels of debt, strong currencies, affordable housing, homogenous populations, low levels of crime, and demographic stability

I don't believe I could recommend this as a strategy for most men, but it is surely educational to learn that raping and killing a woman is demonstrably more attractive to women than behaving like a gentleman. And women, before all the inevitable snowflaking commences, please note that there is absolutely nothing to argue about here. It is an established empirical fact.
Hi Marjan
First, there is no such thing as marital rape. Once consent is formally given in public ceremony, it cannot be revoked... If a woman believes in the concept of marital rape, absolutely do not marry her!

If the definition of rape is stretched so far to include women who have not given consent, then I am absolutely a serial rapist. So, too, is every man I know. And if that makes me a rapist, I shall endeavor to somehow survive with that upon my conscience.

I noticed that the number of fake reviews of my books on Amazon declined considerably after I tracked down the woman from Minnesota and posted her address on this blog.[

His WND column claiming a government conspiracy behind The Dark Knight Rises Massacre.

Dear Sir,

I don't think you'll answer me, or read my message... But this is worth a try. I will try very hard to keep polite about all this. It will be difficult, but I'll try.

See, I'm a young woman. I'm currently 20 years old and a student in environmental engineering in one of the best engineering schools in the world. I got in fair and square. I didn't get a special grant for being female or any favors. I have to work my butt off to get good grades in fluid mechanics, calculus, environmental chemistry...

I have had the opportunity to read some of the posts you've written in your blog and I feel very insulted by them. What happened to you that made your brain go this wrong? How can you claim that women's rights are wrong? You defend forbidding abortion by claiming unborn children of rape merit all "the legal protections and rights afforded all other human beings", yet claim that women shouldn't have those same rights because we "ruin everything"?

I am working hard to be an engineer. My goal in life isn't to get married or to stay at home and take care of the children. I am not here on this planet to serve a man and raise his children. I have my own goals and my own motivations.

I would continue, but I have finals to prepare and I've lost enough of my time on you already.

I would wish you a nice day, but it would be a lie.

Dear AA,

First of all, as a young woman studying engineering, you have very likely been granted special favors whether you know it or not. All those programs designed to encourage young women like you to pursue a career in engineering exist for a reason. And the reason is that most women just don't enjoy engineering the way men do. You're obviously smart, you can do the schoolwork, but it is unlikely that you will want to do the real thing for very long. Assuming you don't drop out in favor of an easier discipline before you graduate, the probabilities indicate that you won't spend much time actually working as an engineer; you'll soon be moved into some sort of management or marketing position. Whether you have been told as much or not, that is the conventional path for smart, educated women like you in the corporate world.

There is no shame in that. I started out in engineering myself. I had the ability, but not the aptitude, and quickly switched to a field I vastly preferred. If you're smart enough, you'll likely figure that out before long. Whatever you do, don't waste your life doing something you don't really enjoy simply because you are capable of doing it. Remember that actual engineering is very, very different than studying engineering, and being very good at the latter is not necessarily indicative of real interest in the former.

Now I'm going to teach you a hard, but very important lesson. You see, I don't care you how feel. I really don't. More importantly, neither does anyone else. Only about 200 people on a planet of 7 billion actually care about your feelings, and that's if you're lucky. The sooner you grasp this lesson, the better off you will be. And since almost no one gives a damn what you do, say, think, or feel, appealing to your feelings when you encounter differences of opinion is not only illogical, but useless.

What happened to me to make my brain go this wrong? The short answer is: living life with my eyes open. Keep in mind that I'm more intelligent than you are. The fact that you can't understand the way I think doesn't make my brain wrong, it merely means you aren't keeping up. But more important is the fact that I'm considerably more experienced than you are. I've had three decades to observe the differences between all those school lessons about valuing equality, diversity, and vibrancy and the way human beings actually behave. Equality is a myth; it doesn't exist anymore than fairies and unicorns do. As for women's rights, well, a young woman as intelligent as you should be able to handle the math that dictates what happens to a society when an insufficient number of young women marry and have children. Since women's rights are very strongly correlated with demographic decline, they are not sustainable and are, in fact, societally deleterious. They are not so much wrong as fatal when viewed from the macro perspective.

I do believe women should have the same legal rights and protections afforded to unborn children. There is no contradiction there. You see, I don't believe that unborn children should be given the right to vote or permitted to murder other unborn children either.

I understand you have your own goals. That's fine. The problem is that women are not only valuable to society, they are invaluable. They are necessary. The one and only thing both society and the human race actually need from you is for you to marry and raise children. If you're not going to do that, then it really doesn't matter if you're going to become a human resources manager with an engineering degree or drop out of school and become a stripper. If you're only going to do what any man of similar capabilities can do, then you are an evolutionary dead end and as unimportant to society as the average man is.

In the entire history of the human race, the actions of a few thousand men have actually made much of a difference one way or the other. If that. But without women deciding to marry and have children, the species would die out. Do you really want to limit yourself to the same sort of irrelevance as the average man?

Another thing you have no reason to know is that young women are reliably bad at foreseeing what they will want to do in the near future. I graduated with a number of women like you. None of them thought they were interested in marriage and children until they were about 27. Then they suddenly changed their minds and some of them were very upset that they had spent the previous ten years pursuing goals that were now unimportant to them. I even wrote a column about it called Spiting Their Pretty Faces back in 2003, you can google it. Think about 2003. You were ten. Are your goals the same now as they were then? If not, then how can you be certain that your goals, and your opinion about marriage and children, will be the same when you are 30?

In any event, I wish you good fortune regardless of what path you eventually choose.

Regards, etc.
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Just in case anyone ever wanted to know what the living embodiment of ego looks like:


Sorry about the jpeg artifacts, this was the only one I could find.

To be honest, I started writing a thread on this guy, but stopped when I realized he misses one of the big criteria for being a lolcow - he doesn't really chimp out. He's so smug, self-assured, and egotistical that he usually just ignores his critics or dismisses them as being beneath him, rather than lashing out at them. Occasionally he does shit like this...


... but for the most part, his funny material is completely independent of trolls or critics. Still, he does have some pretty great material for pointing and laughing at, so.

Here's Teddy being a massive edgelord.
I am like 110% sure he wrote that whole thing while furiously masturbating.

Actually, this brings up a pretty funny habit of his. Teddy is extremely misogynistic - and I don't mean that in the Tumblr definition of the word, either. One of the things that tends to set him off is the idea of women in combat - military, martial arts, fantasy, whatever. See, he gets the idea that women are on average not as strong as men physically, and extrapolates this to mean that all women are weak and could never beat a man in a fight, ever. Apparently he doesn't understand the law of averages. This leads to him saying shit like "I could beat Ronda Rousey in a fight in two minutes no problem" (archive).


Related, another character affiliated with his publishing house is John C. Wright, seen here:

Wright is the king of the ultra-tl;dr "liberals are bad" post, and proud owner of fucking three out of the five 2015 Hugo nominations for "best novella" due to Vox Day's idiot followers spamming him all over the place (thankfully he managed to lose to "No Award" three separate ways).
Bonus: his reaction to Korrasami.
From all the fans everywhere worldwide let me say what we are all feeling:

Mr DiMartino and Mr Konietzko: You are disgusting, limp, soulless sacks of filth. You have earned the contempt and hatred of all decent human beings forever, and we will do all we can to smash the filthy phallic idol of sodomy you bow and serve and worship.
I'd pay good money to get him and Dobson in the same room.

Long Sun

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Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
Personally, even as a casual viewer of that show, I knew something was going on between those two.

If you watched it from the second season on and you couldn't see evidence of this then you either you weren't paying attention or you just had a set of hetero-goggles on. Or, more specifically, you never really watched it before and just jumped on the bandwagon when it was finally shown and confirmed by the show's creators.

Ooh, I remember Wright too. Same kind of pseudo-intellectual air as Vox, but not quite as egotistical.
Yeah, this is the high point of hilarity from this guy. The original version (which I unfortunately can't find on but is quoted on FSTDT) had him also wishing for the creators to burn forever in hell balls-first.

Bonus to the bonus: Wright's inability to remember what he typed out ten seconds after typing it. From that journal:
Mr DiMartino and Mr Konietzko: You are disgusting, limp, soulless sacks of filth. You have earned the contempt and hatred of all decent human beings forever, and we will do all we can to smash the filthy phallic idol of sodomy you bow and serve and worship.
In literally the very next paragraph:
I have no hatred in my heart for any man’s politics, policies, or faith, any more than I have hatred for termites; but once they start undermining my house where I live, it is time to exterminate them.
Come on, man, it's not hard to be consistent.

Also, anyone else find it funny that he talks about a "filthy phallic symbol of sodomy" when he's talking about a lesbian couple?

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