This thread will take some time to whip up given how spread out everything is, luckily I do have some background information. If this is in the wrong forum, feel free to move.
Meet Clara. Diner waitress who set her eyes on a now defunct youtuber named Brandon Ashur. Clara is a valley girl with an inner slut ready to whip out for a nice thick wallet.
In other words? She's a gold digger. There have been unconfirmed rumors with her sleeping around with Brandon's roommates at a time when he and a few other minecraft tubers(Steven Suptic, BicMacGaming, AviatorGaming, JoblessGarrett) had all lived together, forming the channel BAHMLounge. Brandon had been brought on to replace a former member by the name of Burt, and for a time the girls had all roomed as well.
Eventually a time came where Hollywood wanted to work with these high-up crafters as well as names such as SkyDoesMinecraft and CaptainSparkles. Part of this entailed a background check on every member. Enter the Bashurverse pedophile scandal that would unfold. What would later come of this was that everyone would drop Brandon, his girlfriend would choose Hollywood over him(for a bit), and epic DramaAlert episodes would become trending from the fallout. To spare you more text, see below.
Eventually Clara would in fact return to Brandon and they would choose to live together. However, Brandon's confidence had been all but reduced to dust, and he would go on to quit social media entirely, living life off the radar doing a 9-5 job.
Now, if you were a girl dedicated to your man, you would be perfectly fine with all of this, right? Welllll, not Clara. See, Clara is a princess, and she needs that greenback in her life. How else would she have afforded her tummy tuck, her boob job, and her frequent hair colorings?
So Clara would stream. A lot. Sometimes even partially naked.
Clara isn't stupid. She knew that Bashur had a huge fanbase of boys under the age of 15 who would probably even die for them both. And she chose to milk that for as long as she could.
This in turn would lead to the epic warning strike for her Princess Leia costume(archive) and frequent nip slips, which she took great offense to.
Any normal person would just not do that shit again. Not Claraaaa. She would go on to also do the same stunt on Twitch, which also would result in ANOTHER FUCKING BAN . (archive)
So now with her twitch and youtube careers basically at the mercy of whether or not she would choose to not be a slut, what does she do next?
She cams on MFC. (archive)
She DMCA's everyone who leaks her content out(which was pretty shitty content). And yet even that would not bring in the money she wanted.
So now we enter the findom Clara. A really dumb whore who doesn't know how making money on porn works.
^Rumor is Brandon is her video editor. Compared to her content, he's far more experienced. She'll argue this to the day of her death, except for the fact that she and he both still live together.
So here we are now. A Minecraft Princess gone harlot. And only time tells what will come of this. Because Clara DMCA's any outlying source of her streams, they are hard to come by, so @Melchett was gracious enough to ask Null to host the cow's milk. Because Null doesn't play that shit. Null ain't nobody's bitch.
This post is to be continued to be edited to add more content, but as far as a background goes, this should serve as far more than enough. Just be aware you have to pay for pretty much everything of hers.
Address: 3rd Pl S Federal Way Washington 98003 (cul-de-sac, no specific house #)
Full name: Clara Page Swan-Ashur(still debated)
Twitter: clarababylegs
MFC: clarakitty
Instagram(inactive): thequeenofneverland
DA(inactive): thequeenofneverland
Minecraft: missderpington
iWantClips: clarakitty
If you would like to interact with her community of critics, https://reddit.com/r/clarababylegs and https://reddit.com/r/clarakitty are your friends.
Meet Clara. Diner waitress who set her eyes on a now defunct youtuber named Brandon Ashur. Clara is a valley girl with an inner slut ready to whip out for a nice thick wallet.
In other words? She's a gold digger. There have been unconfirmed rumors with her sleeping around with Brandon's roommates at a time when he and a few other minecraft tubers(Steven Suptic, BicMacGaming, AviatorGaming, JoblessGarrett) had all lived together, forming the channel BAHMLounge. Brandon had been brought on to replace a former member by the name of Burt, and for a time the girls had all roomed as well.
Eventually a time came where Hollywood wanted to work with these high-up crafters as well as names such as SkyDoesMinecraft and CaptainSparkles. Part of this entailed a background check on every member. Enter the Bashurverse pedophile scandal that would unfold. What would later come of this was that everyone would drop Brandon, his girlfriend would choose Hollywood over him(for a bit), and epic DramaAlert episodes would become trending from the fallout. To spare you more text, see below.
Eventually Clara would in fact return to Brandon and they would choose to live together. However, Brandon's confidence had been all but reduced to dust, and he would go on to quit social media entirely, living life off the radar doing a 9-5 job.
Now, if you were a girl dedicated to your man, you would be perfectly fine with all of this, right? Welllll, not Clara. See, Clara is a princess, and she needs that greenback in her life. How else would she have afforded her tummy tuck, her boob job, and her frequent hair colorings?
So Clara would stream. A lot. Sometimes even partially naked.
Clara isn't stupid. She knew that Bashur had a huge fanbase of boys under the age of 15 who would probably even die for them both. And she chose to milk that for as long as she could.
This in turn would lead to the epic warning strike for her Princess Leia costume(archive) and frequent nip slips, which she took great offense to.
Any normal person would just not do that shit again. Not Claraaaa. She would go on to also do the same stunt on Twitch, which also would result in ANOTHER FUCKING BAN . (archive)
So now with her twitch and youtube careers basically at the mercy of whether or not she would choose to not be a slut, what does she do next?
She cams on MFC. (archive)
She DMCA's everyone who leaks her content out(which was pretty shitty content). And yet even that would not bring in the money she wanted.
So now we enter the findom Clara. A really dumb whore who doesn't know how making money on porn works.
^Rumor is Brandon is her video editor. Compared to her content, he's far more experienced. She'll argue this to the day of her death, except for the fact that she and he both still live together.
So here we are now. A Minecraft Princess gone harlot. And only time tells what will come of this. Because Clara DMCA's any outlying source of her streams, they are hard to come by, so @Melchett was gracious enough to ask Null to host the cow's milk. Because Null doesn't play that shit. Null ain't nobody's bitch.
This post is to be continued to be edited to add more content, but as far as a background goes, this should serve as far more than enough. Just be aware you have to pay for pretty much everything of hers.
Address: 3rd Pl S Federal Way Washington 98003 (cul-de-sac, no specific house #)
Full name: Clara Page Swan-Ashur(still debated)
Twitter: clarababylegs
MFC: clarakitty
Instagram(inactive): thequeenofneverland
DA(inactive): thequeenofneverland
Minecraft: missderpington
iWantClips: clarakitty
If you would like to interact with her community of critics, https://reddit.com/r/clarababylegs and https://reddit.com/r/clarakitty are your friends.
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