THERAPIST, WEIGH IN, TJ MAXX!!!!!!! - 8/6/2018

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HAY GUISE WELCUM TO MUH BEEEEEED (you dont read comments, huh?)
imma bout to do some writeen
"moo moo moo and the cow fell with the spoon I got a Therapeeeest"
BOO I need some more Lexapoo so Im not cryinnn all the time.
Her hick brother is engaged.
Confirms the crying video was put up in front for asspats considering she claims she took the Lexapro in this video.
Showcasing her tacky earrings and collection.
Dainy chokers yall
She has a moon necklace while Becky has the sun (no comment)
Her hair and eyebrows look like shit
MEXICAN RESTAURANT AGAIN OH WOW GG
Shitload of food displayed
Flat hoof shot
Becky singing some autism shit to butter up AL for that money.
AL wheezing and trying to "beatbox"
Becky drolls on about how she hates going to the bathroom in public because they are unsure of her gender. She thinks it's because she wears hats... sure Becky thats the only reason..
Amber pawing at mugs and candles in TJ MAXX
Looking at succlantz
Needs another dufflebag for whatever reason.
Buying a literal basket for candles. She has been boxing up her shit lately me thinks the fags are asking her to clean shit up and declutter
She went to bath and body works for shit to cover the bovine smell
AL acting like people are watching her "vhaggeen" in the mall but really they are gawking at a literal planet.
Becky looks completely exceptional digging in the CD bin.
Driving... with basic bitch music and OH WOW BECKYS 90S MUSIC.
I have water on muh tit, she shows her faggy candles, nobody cares this will not cover the cat shit smell.
Nice gut shot of Beckys gunt.
They create the most white trash walmart inspo basket ever...snore it has mostly chocolate and lighters in it and a trashy romance book and fucking CDS lmao is she in prison?

This hoe is weighing her clothes trying to explain why she is fat like 3 pounds makes any difference when you are a quarter ton.
524.2 AND IS TRYING TO DEDUCT HER CLOTHES LMAO REALLY I had to tap out there because come the fuck on.
 
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Another unhinged fatty chimes in;
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And sorry ladies, this gentleman is now off the market;
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Buckle up. Hambert claims to "have a therapist". I'm not sure if this means she made an appointment or she finally used Google to locate one, but one thing is certain, she hasn't seen one yet. She is certainly proud of herself. I am, too. Baby step goalz. :optimistic: It's the 26th and it's 5:37 PM or "lunchtime" as our gorl informs us and, of course, they're going out to eat. Mexican, obvs. Ew, on those scabby arms AL. Riveting choker selection portion. She settles for two of her finest cheap tat specimens. Becky admits she's a power butch and doesn't like using public restrooms for fear of people thinking she's a dude. TJ Maxx and basic bitch Michael Kors sperg. She "needs" a duffle bag because clearly she's all about that jet set life. "We have lots of candles so we need somewhere to put them" I have a suggestion
the fucking trash
Random, but why don't they ever go to that Ruby Tuesday? They have a nice salad bar (hint, hint). Oh, oh no. A gift basket for Becky's sister. We all know that no gift basket is complete without Bic cigarette lighters, cheap makeup, trash novels, $5 CD's all from the 90's and early 2000's, and candy. Let's hope they remove those pricetags. :optimistic: They "surprise" a nearly 30 year old man with a cheap WalMart canvas picture of a Pokemon. So. she weighs in and she's weighing her clothes so she can get super scientific and accurate. Her clothes weigh almost 3 elbees. Firstly, holy shit that's a lot of fabric. Secondly, at 520+ elbees, does 3 elbees really fucking matter? I didn't bother paying attention to whatever she claims to weigh because I don't believe her anyway, but she says something about under 520. Sure, Jan.
 

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Last weigh in, AL came in at 526.0 with clothes on. (so 523.2 without, since she wore the exact same shit)
Today, she weighed in at 524.2 with clothes on. (521.4 without)

So she lost 1.8lbs, not 4.6 as she claims.

She lost more weight taking her clothes off than she did taking a dump. It's hard to tell if she's stupid, or she's just exaggerating her results for asspats. Probably bolth.
 

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So lumpy. It doesn’t look like a people anymore, does it? What does she see when she looks in the mirror making asshole faces? So many questions...


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I dont even think she looks at her body. I think she stares at her face and makes faces to distract her own attention away from it. I mean, she does that with the scale it's like, bitch you arent hurting anyone but yourself. you gotta carry that weight, not us.
 
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