they will hate you for everything you do - 7/17/18

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Ages 16+, choking hazard, may contain nuts
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Hooktube link: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=40VoZZU6LRQ

Use this one to feed Amber's hunger for orange chicken:

- Amber to Becky: look how small you are compared to me *hoot hoot hoot hoot*
- Snapchat Q & A from 2 weeks ago!
- Amber holds her phone to the camera while a woman using a shitty voice filter on Snapchat talks, and expects us to be able to hear what she is saying
- Apparently it was a super sweet and kind message
- Amber notices how yellow she is, Becky blames the lighteeen
- Haters don't know me y'all! I'm a good person, they're just lahhyn!
- Amber says yes she would write a book of poems
- And Becks would illustrate it, but Amber gets creative control
- Amber wouldn't have gone to Tanacon (no shit)
- More sucking Shane Dawson's e-dick
- When Amber is 50 or 60 she is not sure if she will be still on YouTube (because she will be in an XXXXXL casket by then)
- Feisty Becky is back! Amber makes her respond to a "hater" calling Amber out for not doing giveaways, bragging about how much she makes and buying fancy new equipment, but putting out shitty content. Becky would never "gyp" someone out of $50! Also Amberlynn didn't lah, she rides a scooter in Walmart but she is trahhyin!
- Amber cuts back in and said that the haters are never happy with her content!
- Sassy Becky clap talks about how "other YouTubers do [stuff] and y'all love it but when we do it y'all hate it!"
- Becky: "It's only because you are who you are"
- Amber and Becky do not plan on getting married soon, Becky says "one day".. Becky noooo
- Amber reads more Snaps about how "amazeen" she is
- Becky equates Amber wasting doctor's time and taking up a hospital bed in the ER to someone calling in a welfare check on an obese chihuahua with nails an inch long
- There will be a part 2, yet another day behind!
- Amber doesn't want to cut her "slender" hair because it's a "comfort thing", and she claims she got lahhk 4 compliments yesterday about it
- Becky admits that Amber sheds hair like crazy
- Another weird, cut-off ending
 
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C3PBRO

YOUR AND IDIOT
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"You look so small compared to me!"
"It's the chair."

"I look so yellow!"
"It's the lighting."

"I guess I'd draw pictures in my style and then sort of... ask if they were okay with you."

"Becky, answer this question for me."
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Becky is such a massive cuck.
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
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well her views have gone down significantly so hopefully she realizes besides her "weight loss" journey..she's just not that interesting.
I know beating a dead horse here, but if the highlight of your vacation is shopping at 5 below, ordering uber eats and staying in a cheap hotel..I just have no words..
Probably partially due to the fact that people are posting the hooktube links in her daily threads on here. I'll bet her haydurs on here made up a significant amount of her views and ad revenue.
 

JanglyLoudThing

I want to be free like a bird, maybe a pigeon.
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Wonder how long she will drag out this fucking vacation. I bet we hit August before Beanbaggerlynn uploads a vlog where they are back at home. You know, she just has to do individual vlogs for every single little thing. Tomorrow it's gonna be "Packing our sex toys, stickers, hose and rag on a stick" and Hamby sits on her gargantuan ass whilst Thumbelina drags her sweat stained blankets to the car. Next vlog will of course be a sitting down one because our dainty gorl is soooo exhausted from watching Thumbelina pack. She will ramble on how much she will miss this ehem brake from their everyday life. Next vlog "Hauling my dainty carcass into the car" with lots of boob shots (and we can see at least 3 orange chicken meals stuffed between her folds tits for the long and tedious drive back home. Next vlog "The Circus wagon broke down" because all the duct tape in the world couldn't hold the poor car together anymore. And the following vlog will of course be a sit down one in Chinese buffet because binge monster. And on and on it goes.

I'm sorry okay, tried to keep my :autism: to a minimum but she's just so boring.
 
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