Thing that personally piss you off. - So, yeah as the tittle says, what pisses you off

Sped Xing

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this but unironically

I'm a pretty good driver but jesus fucking christ other drivers terrify me sometimes with the shit they pull. Texting while driving. Weaving through lanes. Jumping 3 lanes to get to the offramp. Little old ladies that can't see over the dash of their massive SUV. People who tear down a residential street at ~60mph with a posted limit of 30. How the fuck are these people licensed?
Because people are considered safe drivers until they kill enough people, and also can't afford a good lawyer.
 

Overly Serious

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Those fucking Chromebook ads all over YouTube. The ones that keep banging on about being safe and secure because of "built in virus protection". I hate them because it's based on an implied lie that Windows doesn't have it when Windows has had it for years. It's like they're using Windows of 7+ years ago as their rival and it pisses me off because some people probably believe it. It's like Ford making an ad saying "And our cars have built in wheels". Well no shit - so do your competitors. If you're touting fucking Android as a secure OS, gods help you!
 

Valhalla

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Shopping in grocery stores/targets/etc. it’s always busy, and there are always people who bully other people with their carts. I’m so annoyed by getting almost hit by careless cart people. They just look at you either like “oops! Silly me!” Or “get out of my way”. Like no you’re an adult, who I assume can drive a car. Therefore you can learn to not use a cart like a child. Some days I’m begging to just get smashed into so they can see how careless their actions are, and maybe change them. I always look both ways before turning down an aisle etc. it’s prevented me from getting run over multiple times. I’m the only one doing this though, and Im on the verge of deciding that I’m just going to stop, since no one else does this. They leave their fucking carts in the middle of places people want to get to too. I will literally just stand and wait if a cart person does this now. Like I seriously hope they feel like an asshole for acting like they own the store. Order online or figure something else out if you’re going to anchor your cart in the middle of the store and get everything you need for the next week(s). Or, if you like being in the store and shopping be a decent person and realize this is a community space that requires respect to work smoothly. Whatever, I gave this way more energy than it deserves, it’s just it “one of those things..”
 

ProblematicUser420

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This may seem an odd one but people who stare at you when they're driving past while you're walking. Not a casual glance but a weird as fuck stare for no apparent reason as if you're the first person they ever saw walking. I don't do anything weird or dress weird. It's just baffling.

You must have nice tits.

practically every dindu ever arrested on COPS refuses to acknowledge anything they've just been recorded on camera doing

you're supposed to just stfu until your lawyer shows up, and even then still shut the fuck up.

but as far as stupid shit this isn't even close. you never admit fault, especially with police.
 
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Autumnal Equinox

Non ducor, duco
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sometimes it feels like no form of entertainment exists anymore without some jackoff inserting their woke bullshit into it.

I listen to a lot of podcasts while working, and I’ve had to unsubscribe from so many lately because the woke stuff is just cartoonishly bad in all of them. Futurama is “stoking the fires of trans hate” because of the episode where Bender got a sex change. Game podcast hosts calling anyone who liked the old Ducktales NES game “capitalist shitheads who should feel ashamed” every tabletop podcast has some faggot whining about how problematic the system is. True crime podcast cursing a blue streak at a caller and calling him a misogynistic piece of shit because he referred to one of Jack the Rippers victims as a whore. Literature podcasts where they comb through any instance they can to decry the author as a bigot because one of the characters is a well spoken black man (seriously)

podcasts have become pozzed
 

The Curmudgeon

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I'll accept that I'm an autist for being pissed about this, but it bothers me how a lot of normie acquaintences, coworkers, and peers don't seem to have any hobbies or interests outside of sports and going to social events. Honestly, I don't care they like sports. To each their own. What bothers me is that seems to be the ONLY thing they follow. At least, that's the perception they give me. I don't think they're bad for being sports fans and normal people who have healthy social lives. It just seems so boring to me. Then again, I'm a weirdo with a KiwiFarms account. So what do I know?:hah:
 

nigger of the north

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I'm not sure what the situation is in the states, but here in Bongistan the amount of scam emails, text messages, phone calls one receives today is nothing short of absurd.

I'm the kinds guy who rarely makes or receives phone calls unless it's necessary for work, business, or something of that nature. And yet, both my primary phone and burner phone will have several duff text messages, a few scam calls with voicemails, not to mention emails EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Cybersecurity has gotten much better since the early days of the internet, phishing protection is supposedly more advanced, and online banking and other financial portals have bolstered their security tenfold. So what gives?

It's especially infuriating as we live in an unabashed clown world, where shit is more expensive than ever, the cost of living is become increasingly more expensive - and yet the penalties for just getting on with your shit could potentially be total, indelible, financial ruin. 99% of these scams are obvious, but that may just be coming from a sceptical, tech-savvy mindset. The elderly and otherwise retarded don't have such natural defences.

Anyway, that was a bit autistic, but you cunts get what I'm saying.
 

Gravemind

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Cybersecurity has gotten much better since the early days of the internet, phishing protection is supposedly more advanced, and online banking and other financial portals have bolstered their security tenfold. So what gives?
Simply put, protocols and encryption standards have changed/been reinforced, but cybersecurity in and of itself hasn't really improved that much. A lot of its implementation is reactionary moreso than anything else, not necessarily preventative.

EDIT to avoid doubleposting:
People who demonize capitalism over a minor inconvenience when they themselves also happen to profit off of capitalism and commercialism. Usually happens when porn artists and ethots get booted off of a monetary platform so the platform can start rebranding and sanitizing itself. These people certainly enjoy stirring up a huge fuss about the fact that this keeps happening, but I don't understand why they just don't create their own platforms/services for shilling their pornographic material.

Although, I'm also of the understanding that the few times such platforms have been set up, they've almost always been scams, so I wonder what that says about the target demographic.
 
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AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Retards who say "Did I ask?" in response to something when they were the ones who BROUGHT IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE
In the same general vein, people who ask for advice and then bitch when it isn't what they wanted to hear, since they weren't really even asking for advice, just to be told the dumb shit they were doing was right.
 

Baby Sister

Beanbag in a Hurry
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I am a server and work long ass shifts (8-12 hours), in which we have to serve people inside/outside in 100 degree weather. We keep the staff size pretty light to keep the tip pool high, so those who work are working their butts off. Honestly, I really love the heat and the exhaustion after a long shift, so thats not what pisses me off. One of the managers got one of her old friends hired who must weigh 350 pounds. My boss is such a great judge of character and has a really good eye for new hires. We have a super low turn over rate, everyone who works with us is either persuing a degree or has a degree and has worked in the industry before. Smart people with experience. WHY WOULD THEY HIRE SOMEONE WHO IS SO PHYSICALLY UNFIT TO WORK A JOB THAT REQUIRES SOME LEVEL OF FITNESS. WHY. HOW.
My step counter will track me consistently at 10 miles with a nice 7 hour shift, which is a lot of work in super humid weather. I cant imagine someone who isn't used to that kind of pace would even want to work a job like that. Apparently she works another job too, at 60 hrs/week (which i dont believe because deathfats exaggerate but whatever)

Anyway, I wanted to put my biases aside and think that I spend too much time on KF and it was clouding my judgement. NOPE
Her second weekend caused her so much pain, she popped some pus ball in her knee, had to go to urgent care and will be in a boot for 8 weeks. She said she'll be back at work on Sunday. (plz no)
I am starting to think that the fatphobia HAES thing may have entered public consciousness. People who have never seen or been around a deathfat before may have no idea that most of those people lie about their abilities to be active, and the general public is none the wiser to their deception. It seemed to obvious to me, but everyone else was oblivious to the fact the poor girl was at risk of hurting herself, badly. Which she did.
 

WhatInTheActualFuck

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In the same general vein, people who ask for advice and then bitch when it isn't what they wanted to hear, since they weren't really even asking for advice, just to be told the dumb shit they were doing was right.

With the exception of people that I know won't do that shit, I always just ask them what they were planning to do and then just say "sounds good to me".

Saves me the time and eventual annoyance that comes with actually giving a shit.
 

Gravemind

A monument to all your sins
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I am a server and work long ass shifts (8-12 hours), in which we have to serve people inside/outside in 100 degree weather. We keep the staff size pretty light to keep the tip pool high, so those who work are working their butts off. Honestly, I really love the heat and the exhaustion after a long shift, so thats not what pisses me off. One of the managers got one of her old friends hired who must weigh 350 pounds. My boss is such a great judge of character and has a really good eye for new hires. We have a super low turn over rate, everyone who works with us is either persuing a degree or has a degree and has worked in the industry before. Smart people with experience. WHY WOULD THEY HIRE SOMEONE WHO IS SO PHYSICALLY UNFIT TO WORK A JOB THAT REQUIRES SOME LEVEL OF FITNESS. WHY. HOW.
My step counter will track me consistently at 10 miles with a nice 7 hour shift, which is a lot of work in super humid weather. I cant imagine someone who isn't used to that kind of pace would even want to work a job like that. Apparently she works another job too, at 60 hrs/week (which i dont believe because deathfats exaggerate but whatever)

Anyway, I wanted to put my biases aside and think that I spend too much time on KF and it was clouding my judgement. NOPE
Her second weekend caused her so much pain, she popped some pus ball in her knee, had to go to urgent care and will be in a boot for 8 weeks. She said she'll be back at work on Sunday. (plz no)
I am starting to think that the fatphobia HAES thing may have entered public consciousness. People who have never seen or been around a deathfat before may have no idea that most of those people lie about their abilities to be active, and the general public is none the wiser to their deception. It seemed to obvious to me, but everyone else was oblivious to the fact the poor girl was at risk of hurting herself, badly. Which she did.
In a very strange and fucked up way, at least that deathfat had enough dedication to work until suffering debilitating injury though. Even if that work wasn't necessarily equivalent to what a healthy person is capable of.

One hopes it'll serve as a wakeup call to start slowly but steadily shedding the pounds. But it probably won't, let's be real.

Still have to somewhat admire someone who's at least making the effort to stay physically active. Deathfat's not gonna stop being deathfat without doing exactly that.
 

nigger of the north

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In the same general vein, people who ask for advice and then bitch when it isn't what they wanted to hear, since they weren't really even asking for advice, just to be told the dumb shit they were doing was right.
I have also had conversations with women before.

On a related note, I remember giving a blue pill dumbass friend of mine some advice, on some several occasions, as he was making full retard life choices with his then girlfriend. This was last year.

A conversation we had last week brought up several of the things I'd discussed with him in relation to his ex-girlfriend. And yet, it was as though he had no idea what I was talking about at all.

Obviously back then, I was clearly just talking to myself, or jerking off this guy's need to complain, bitch and moan. What a royal fucking waste of time. I'm not normally one to really go out on a limb and help people when they need advice (for this exact reason - they don't listen,) but here I made an exception. That'll be the last time.
 

Totally Awesome

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Those fucking Chromebook ads all over YouTube. The ones that keep banging on about being safe and secure because of "built in virus protection". I hate them because it's based on an implied lie that Windows doesn't have it when Windows has had it for years. It's like they're using Windows of 7+ years ago as their rival and it pisses me off because some people probably believe it. It's like Ford making an ad saying "And our cars have built in wheels". Well no shit - so do your competitors. If you're touting fucking Android as a secure OS, gods help you!
ChromeOS sucks. I used them for work once. The pieces of shit kept having internet connectivity problems.
 
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