Thing that personally piss you off. - So, yeah as the tittle says, what pisses you off

Faket0Fake

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Old people smell when I hit the supermarket at the wrong time. Moth balls, piss and vinegar but in pure concentrate form. I came here for some groceries, not to huff god's waiting room.
I despise grocery shopping so much that now I get it delivered just so I can avoid supermarket hell. The extra money for somebody to shop for me,pack my stuff and bring it to me is worth it.
 

WinterMoonsLight

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When you're quite knowledgeable on a subject and trying to teach or explain it to someone, and some random idiot with zero experience in the subject comes along and either starts spouting off like they're an expert, giving completely false information; or they confuse facts with opinions and present their opinions like they're fact. Extra rage points if the person you were originally teaching believes the idiot over you.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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A few days ago, I had somebody over and I ordered two pizzas, expecting to have leftovers the next couple of days. After he ate most of the two pizzas, he asked me if I could order pizza from somewhere else next time because that pizza was not good enough for him. I doubt I will be inviting him over again ever.
Don't have fat friends.
 

Gravityqueen4life

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Participation trophies, nobody gives a fuck about that your fat lazy 12 year old made the tenth place out of ten runners in your schools sport event and for the love of god don't hang that crap on your wall like it would be important. He lost, you dumbfuck.
i remember my friends making fun of me for having those kind of medals back when i was a kid. i throw them away when i realized i got awards for doing my best not being the best.
 

Meat Poultry Veg

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Indian recruiters.

I started getting their emails years ago when I was actively job searching. Although I have gotten real interviews with real managers after going through an Indian recruiter, 95% of the time Indian recruiter emails are just spam. It has gotten so bad that I ignore emails with Indian names by default even if they aren't recruitment emails.
 

DrJonesHat

All-around bad person
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When you're quite knowledgeable on a subject and trying to teach or explain it to someone, and some random idiot with zero experience in the subject comes along and either starts spouting off like they're an expert, giving completely false information; or they confuse facts with opinions and present their opinions like they're fact. Extra rage points if the person you were originally teaching believes the idiot over you.
This happens to me when I'm trying to troubleshoot a user's computer and the resident moron thinks he knows my job better than me and tries to interfere. Our boss told us to say "do we come up here and tell you how to manage financial accounts? No? Then extend us the same courtesy." That usually shuts them down.
 

AprilRains

Wholesome snackin' for the whole family!
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This happens to me when I'm trying to troubleshoot a user's computer and the resident moron thinks he knows my job better than me and tries to interfere. Our boss told us to say "do we come up here and tell you how to manage financial accounts? No? Then extend us the same courtesy." That usually shuts them down.
That's nicer than my favorite version: "Do I go into your cabana and tell your pool boy where to put his dick?"
 

Gravityqueen4life

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People that complain about smoking are just jealous that they aren't enjoying a smooth, flavorful dose of delicious tobacco. Smoking is banned so many fucking places that it's close to being more legal to smoke pot walking down the street some places than it is to have a cigarette. Let me enjoy my self destructive habit without having to drive to the middle of nowhere pls.


They'd probably secretly love what you do to profligates.
the country i live its just gotten illegal to smoke in most bars, bus/train stops, in public parks and on the public street. its ridiculous.
 

Mesh Gear Fox

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the country i live its just gotten illegal to smoke in most bars, bus/train stops, in public parks and on the public street. its ridiculous.
It's been that way in the States for quite some time. About the only place I can smoke indoors (besides my house) is in Las Vegas. Everywhere is all no smoking now. 20 years ago I could light up just about anywhere, but no more. Can't even have a cig at the bar when having a drink.
 

TaterBot

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Smokers. They stink up the place, throw butts in the streets, and subject everyone to vile secondhand smoke, even little kids who can develop respiratory problems from it. So what if someone is sneezing and coughing and trying to breathe in little shallow gasps to avoid the misery being inflicted on them, you chose to smoke that nasty chemical-saturated shit and so can everyone around you by gawd. Then when the addiction has taken its physical toll, they go plonk their asses down in a hospital and expect doctors and nurses to fix their self-induced problems. Fuck all addicts.
 

kadoink

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Potheads and pothead culture, Hate the smell, the dependence, and the ire over not being able to get high. Spending all your time stoned or waiting to be stoned is a waste of life. I get the medicinal benefits of it all, and why people in pain use it, I'm talking about the lazy motherfuckers who do little but get stoned.

Lifes short enough as it is and filled with enough stupid people to make it worse and getting high just isn't the right way to deal with this. I aint talking about the folks who have a few joints a month, I'm talking about the ones who have a few a week.
 
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