I despise grocery shopping so much that now I get it delivered just so I can avoid supermarket hell. The extra money for somebody to shop for me,pack my stuff and bring it to me is worth it.Old people smell when I hit the supermarket at the wrong time. Moth balls, piss and vinegar but in pure concentrate form. I came here for some groceries, not to huff god's waiting room.
Don't have fat friends.A few days ago, I had somebody over and I ordered two pizzas, expecting to have leftovers the next couple of days. After he ate most of the two pizzas, he asked me if I could order pizza from somewhere else next time because that pizza was not good enough for him. I doubt I will be inviting him over again ever.
i remember my friends making fun of me for having those kind of medals back when i was a kid. i throw them away when i realized i got awards for doing my best not being the best.Participation trophies, nobody gives a fuck about that your fat lazy 12 year old made the tenth place out of ten runners in your schools sport event and for the love of god don't hang that crap on your wall like it would be important. He lost, you dumbfuck.
This happens to me when I'm trying to troubleshoot a user's computer and the resident moron thinks he knows my job better than me and tries to interfere. Our boss told us to say "do we come up here and tell you how to manage financial accounts? No? Then extend us the same courtesy." That usually shuts them down.When you're quite knowledgeable on a subject and trying to teach or explain it to someone, and some random idiot with zero experience in the subject comes along and either starts spouting off like they're an expert, giving completely false information; or they confuse facts with opinions and present their opinions like they're fact. Extra rage points if the person you were originally teaching believes the idiot over you.
That's nicer than my favorite version: "Do I go into your cabana and tell your pool boy where to put his dick?"This happens to me when I'm trying to troubleshoot a user's computer and the resident moron thinks he knows my job better than me and tries to interfere. Our boss told us to say "do we come up here and tell you how to manage financial accounts? No? Then extend us the same courtesy." That usually shuts them down.
the country i live its just gotten illegal to smoke in most bars, bus/train stops, in public parks and on the public street. its ridiculous.People that complain about smoking are just jealous that they aren't enjoying a smooth, flavorful dose of delicious tobacco. Smoking is banned so many fucking places that it's close to being more legal to smoke pot walking down the street some places than it is to have a cigarette. Let me enjoy my self destructive habit without having to drive to the middle of nowhere pls.
They'd probably secretly love what you do to profligates.
It's been that way in the States for quite some time. About the only place I can smoke indoors (besides my house) is in Las Vegas. Everywhere is all no smoking now. 20 years ago I could light up just about anywhere, but no more. Can't even have a cig at the bar when having a drink.the country i live its just gotten illegal to smoke in most bars, bus/train stops, in public parks and on the public street. its ridiculous.