Things Chris could do to improve his life right now. -

[AtroposHeart]

Here is a thread that will be full of advice Chris will never take, but here it is anyway.

-Give Barb the finger and move back to his old room
-Shower, and do it everyday
-start filling out job applications and calling the places he is applying for to show he is interested.
-Apologize to Rocky and get back to church(This will at least give him once a week of socialization)
-Forget about getting a woman, at least at this point
-Walk at least thirty minutes a day, and bring the pups along
-Change his name, if he thinks it will stop him from getting a job, or apply as "Christopher Chandler"
-Start house training the pups
-Get a therapist

Anything else?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He should stop being autism.

 

[CatParty]

die

also, you started a thread like this before:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=82

 

[Mourning Dove]

Talk with us on the CWCki forums! We don't bite! It's not quite proper socialization but it's a start!

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Self-reflection and review his lif- Ah, who am I kidding, this is Chris we are talking about!

But, seriously, the only way he would improve is stop being Chris.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Before a mod inevitably locks this, let me just say that everything mentioned in the original post requires the same thing from Chris. Forget itemizing this, that, and the other. Chris needs to be forced to be made aware of the consequences of his behavior, and forced to accept reality. It would take a team of professionals, and he would most likely literally have to be held down to a gurney and sedated. It will never happen. Godbear helps those who help themselves, and Chris will never help himself. So really, fuck him.

 

[CatParty]

there is also this thread:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=185#p3719

 

[_blank_]

Oh good, this type of thread again.

I'm certain I've already responded to these types of threads two or three times prior, but I''ll do it again because my hands are damn cold right now and typing will help warm 'em up. What Chris needs to do, to improve his life, without even so much as even leaving his seat in the hoarde, is to shut the fuck up, man the fuck up, and begin taking responsibility for his shit. Not empty apologies or whining about the past. He needs to put on his big boy pants and say, "You know what? Yeah, I fucked things up for years. I need to stop dwelling on the past failings and figure where to go now and work towards it."

BUT... as far as I'm concerned, Chris is an emotionally masochistic manchild who seems to derive a depraved amount of pleasure from being miserable.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris is an emotionally masochistic manchild who seems to derive a depraved amount of pleasure from being miserable.

He needs misery. It allows him to be a victim, which he thinks absolves him of responsibility. Barb taught him well.

 

[CatParty]

oh! how could i forget this thread too?

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=421

 

[Stuff and Things]

Not another thread like this again...

 

[CatParty]

and this one

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1163

 

[Mourning Dove]

and this one

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1163

I wonder, what topic related to Chris haven't we talked about yet? Has is really been less than a year yet these forums have discussed all there is about Chris?

 

[A-Stump]

He should just start posting bubbly, enthusiastic things on his Facebook so his updates get boring. I don't think I'd even be that interested in him if all he posted was super cheerful things all the time.

(Everyone loves a tragedy)

 

[exball]

We don't bite!

Except for Compy, die Compy.

 

[Mourning Dove]

We don't bite!

Except for Compy, die Compy.

Is that why his nickname is Chompy?

 

[MrTroll]

Hire CatParty to comb through every single thread like this ever made and compile a master list of the things he needs to do to improve his life.

 

[Foulmouth]

He should continue his studies in Nuclear physics and string theory.

 

[Judge Holden]

End it.

 

[AnimuGinger]

End it.

No, seriously. Too far, man.