Things Chris does/has done better than you? -

[IceCube]

Namely, things Chris has managed to do that you haven't, or things he's managed to do at a younger age than you. It's a bit embarrassing, but I can think of two things offhand that Chris has beaten me at:

1) he got his driver's license before me (I think?). I'm 24 and actually just got my L's. X_X I've been working steadily since I was 21, but I've never had the need for a license because of public transport and the fact that I live near a shopping district. The only time I ever really need to drive is when I go out with friends, and we're usually drinking then, so we can't drive anyway. So, as far as I can tell, Chris actually got his license before me.

2) he graduated high school. Honor roll and graduation-tantrum jokes aside, Chris actually did manage to graduate high school. I quit after my junior year for a number of reasons, one of which being that my autism made it difficult to cope with mainstream. I went to college later, but the point is, Chris made it to the end, despite his autism. Maybe he had better help than me, or maybe Bob was less lenient with him than we've come to think. Or, maybe he actually put the effort in. Either way, I've gotta give him kudos for that. :/

Those are the two things off the top of my head that Chris has beaten me at, much to my chagrin. Anyone else care to swallow their pride and share? XD

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He's way better at being unemployed.

 

[BT 075]

More people are interested in Chris then in me. He has a website dedicated to people talking about him, and his every move is being documented. A hundred years from now, most of us will be forgotten by anyone besides maybe our grandchildren. But Chris' crooked dick and shitty art will still be floating around the internet for our great-grandchildren to chuckle at and be disgusted by.

Chris is better at being a failure then any of us ever will be, and thus he has achieved a form of immortality.

 

[Boundman]

Chris isn't as inept as people would like to believe, he's very capable of doing normal things like driving cars and finishing school. Albeit not well, but still.

Also, just wanna say: "Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.". Revealing things like your autism / amount of help you had with said autism probably falls under this. Either way, I wouldn't be posting details like that on forums linked to trolling.

 

[IceCube]

Thanks for the advice, but the name I use for this forum isn't a name I use for any other website, so I think I'm fairly safe. I wouldn't call comparing some details with myself to Chris revealing intimate, personal details. I'm certainly not going to give you my life story and expect you to listen. I was just comparing some details of my life to Chris's, since that's the purpose of this thread. I've seen other people do the same, so I didn't think it was a big deal.

 

[Captain Homicide]

He's better at burning down houses than I am, I know that much.

 

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

He knows how to use an enema (or a whole value pack of them)
I do not.

 

[Null]

I don't think you understand. This isn't a suggestion, it's a rule.

This place isn't a gushing group therapy circle where we encourage people to emasculate themselves. Introspection is a good thing, but it's also personal. You should not feel so comfortable on this website that you want to tell the world your fears.

We've had this thread show up once a month for years and it yields the same things. Small, banal admissions and sarcastic snark. Neither are great for discussions.