Things ruined by the COVID reaction -

[FuckedUp]

Just started playing Ninja Gaiden Sigma after beating Black on Master Ninja ten years ago, and realized I was now...unsettled by Ryu Hayabusa's mask. Fucking flu doomers permanently tainted one of the greatest games of all time.

 

[SIGSEGV]

FYI...
1. I'm not autistic by any stretch of the word, in fact I have a greater understanding of what the fuck is going on around me than the majority of you fucktards do. I CAN UNDERSTAND DEEPER MEANINGS AND NUANCE, UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU FUCKS. "oh boo hoo he's just crying because he can't talk with his friends" yeah because you're all so fucking autistic you can't understand social interaction and think everyone's a total introverted fuck like you. fuck you i'm basically an ambivert
2. the vast, VAST majority of people in this thread are fucking retarded as shit and should die in a housefire in minecraft

 

[The Pink Panther]

Holy shit.

Did you have 1000 dicks up your ass while writing this? Wtf OP? This is the gayest OP I've seen on the Farms in a while.

 

[Neferpitou!]

lol calm down

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Covid 19 stole my Halloween and my summer,and my ability to desire life for the last four years.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

How do you manage to make every thread you post autistic as fuck?

 

[SIGSEGV]

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver merc dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Zoom meetings" and the like becoming a thing with coronapanic.

 

[Monolith]

I can't buy bat soup anywhere anymore.

 

[The Last Stand]

Characters wearing masks is problematic to the Xanax popping, alcoholic, BASED @FuckedUp.

 

[ADHD]

@FuckedUp isn't it a little early in the day for you to be drunkposting?

 

[Meat Target]

In general, I'm struggling to remember what life was like in the halcyon days before germophobia and agoraphobia became mandatory.

 

[The Last Stand]

How do you manage to make every thread you post autistic as fuck?

Because he is.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

They stopped shipping out my favorite soda. It might even be discontinued.

 

[Pissmaster]

and realized I was now...unsettled by Ryu Hayabusa's mask.

You will laugh at that memory one year from now.

Corona-chan made Pokémon Go a hell of a lot better for like half the year. Way less traffic everywhere and lots of perks to make up for people not being able to go outside, like you can be farther away from a gym to hit it and you got a constant deluge of extra items, aww yeah

 

[sasazuka]

I'm most missing seeing movies in the theatre (they re-opened for a while in Ontario but are closed again due to the second wave). I suspect a lot of the multiplexes aren't going to survive. I know a lot of people these days have the "hurr-durr I don't care, I watch everything at home streaming now anyway" attitude but I still value seeing movies on the big screen even if I also watch movies at home.

The virus also decimated the ability to be able to go to classic car meetups this past summer.

They stopped shipping out my favorite soda. It might even be discontinued.

I'm not sure where you are but, in Canada, there's a supply chain issue affecting canned soda right now, so I think it's something to do with aluminum. You can find the most popular brands canned but it's greatly affecting supply of seasonal and less popular sodas. For example, this should be peak season for finding 12-packs of cans of Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale in supermarkets and Walmart (since it generally arrives in stores well before Canadian Thanksgiving, which was last week) but I've only seen it bottled so far. And I haven't seen Barq's Cream Soda in stores anywhere in months.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver merc dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

You said this before.
I loved it then.
I love it now.
Full homo.

 

[MemeGrey]

 

[NerdShamer]

@FuckedUp isn't it a little early in the day for you to be drunkposting?

At least it's not an @Shiversblood thread.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Wash down a few more xans with your beer @FuckedUp