Things that bother Ethan - Community driven list

MeltyTW

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oh two things that get overlooked:

1. retard ralph admitted to being a five month premie! i guess he didnt know how much of a fucked retard mutant this confirmed him to be with his easter island grape shaped head and his fucked retarded looking t rex stumps and mr potato head early fetal shaped physique.

2. his name is just three first names like a cartoon character.

3. bonus one it turns ralph doesnt actually know what socialism and conservatism is! can you believe it folks? ethan ralph thinks he's karl marx and thinks he invented what is actually socialism live on the killstream. he hates being reminded he's a college drop out no matter how illegitimate he feels barriers to his target diploma were and hates being reminded his entire "ideology" is white nigga kang gibz for the rona
 

Shiggy Diggster

You won't be the bride but you did get groomed
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oh two things that get overlooked:

1. retard ralph admitted to being a five month premie! i guess he didnt know how much of a fucked retard mutant this confirmed him to be with his easter island grape shaped head and his fucked retarded looking t rex stumps and mr potato head early fetal shaped physique.
Holy shit, he does look like a fetus.

Another thing Ralph hates is chicks who aren't into fetuses.
 

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

From Arby's
True & Honest Fan
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oh two things that get overlooked:

1. retard ralph admitted to being a five month premie! i guess he didnt know how much of a fucked retard mutant this confirmed him to be with his easter island grape shaped head and his fucked retarded looking t rex stumps and mr potato head early fetal shaped physique.
Holy shit citation needed. 5 months is really early. I don't disbelieve it, but where did he say that?
2. his name is just three first names like a cartoon character.
Cartoon characters like Lee Harvey Oswald and James Earl Ray,
 

MeltyTW

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Holy shit citation needed. 5 months is really early. I don't disbelieve it, but where did he say that?
he said that on some killstream i forget, is there a way to find actual medical records though because ethan ralph could have just been drunk or misspoke and didnt correct himself hoping no one would notice it and meme it.

Holy shit, he does look like a fetus.
he never developed beyond the fetal stage, a walking living aborted monster zombie piglet
 

Kenobi

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Ol' Slag

Pouring a fourty for the shorties!
True & Honest Fan
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Having to turn sideways to get through a normal door frame.
 

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