Things that personally piss you off. - So, yeah as the title says, what pisses you off

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Geet

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People who say "I know what you're thinking...[insert what they think you're thinking]" literally never know what I'm thinking. They are never right and it bothers me that these people think everybody is as dull as they are and always react to things in the cliched ways they imagine.

They might be right for most people, but they're also annoying people who aren't drooling cattlebrains. Like, what if you simply didn't try to be a mind-reader and continue your presentation without acting like a slimy salesman?
 

JambledUpWords

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People who use the words "faith in humanity" in any capacity. Like in a comment on a video of some hick rescuing a varmint or whatever they'll go "faith in humanity restored!!1". People who whine about muh humanity in any nature, environmental or animal-related context as well.
Those types almost always exaggerate and do it for attention.

*Random political event happens halfway across the world from where they live and has casualties*

This type of person: My faith in humanity is ruined. This is why we can’t have nice things

*Random event where someone makes a video of themselves taking care of a small animal/baby*

Same type of person: My faith in humanity is restored! This is so wholesome. Why are there ninjas chopping onions?

Both times it’s insincere and this kind of person just wants to get the most likes they can on whatever social media for leaving comments like this.
 
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JamesFargo

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Spanish hip-hop.

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No I will not explain.
Motherfucker, what other species displays cross-species altruism and attempts conservation of nature?
Protecting the environment was a piller of the right for 250 years; a reaction against the industrial revolution.

'Mainstream' thought today is a holdover of the Cold War. Boomers love huffing black smoke, but they are against civilian use of clean power on principle.
 
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JamesFargo

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People who say something that needs an explanation, but then say that they won't explain. (Mostly joking, because I am sorta interested in why.)
Beats are generic as fuck. (All Spanish pop is safe-sounding and mediocre.)

Every song has the same beat, the same painful auto-tuned warbling, every rapper sounds like the same guy, cheap-sounding Nokia synth patterns, and it just bangs away at you. Dun-cha-cha-dun-cha, cha-cha-dun-cha, cha-cha-dun-cha, cha-cha-dun-cha.

People only tolerate it because their food is good.
 
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Billy Beer

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Those big plastic nigger-nails that the women are wearing. They look stupid, they look gross and they look stupid. You wouldn't have real 4 inch finger nails, so why do these cunts think these tappy plastic ones look good?

OTOH i do get a good laugh out of people trying to pick shit up with them. Retards.
 

D.Angus

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Beats are generic as fuck. (All Spanish pop is safe-sounding mediocre.)

Every song has the same beat, the same painful auto-tuned warbling, every rapper sounds like the same guy, cheap sounding Nokia synth patterns, and it just bangs away at you. Dun-cha-cha-dun-cha, dun-cha-cha-dun-cha, dun-cha-cha-dun-cha, dun-cha-cha-dun-cha.

People only tolerate it because their food is good.
I honestly thought it'd be because of a pissed off Porto Rican blasting it at two in the morning as you were trying to sleep, while he's outside your window in the street having an argument with his girlfriend and/or side ho of the week. That's why I hate it.
 

FaramirG

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Happy to add to the Puerto Rican pile-on here, Puerto Rican independence activists. They are hands-down without a doubt the most idiotic political group in the US, and I do say the US, because that's where they were all born and raised. Here's how any conversation with these dumbfucks goes:

"Puerto Rico should be a state"
"No the people don't want it to be a state, it should be independent."
"Here's a referendum with better turnout than your typical US presidential election, with a simple yes-or-no question, where a majority of Puerto Ricans voted to become a state."
"Colonialist rigged poll! Yanquis imperialistas!"
 

AnOminous

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Happy to add to the Puerto Rican pile-on here, Puerto Rican independence activists. They are hands-down without a doubt the most idiotic political group in the US, and I do say the US, because that's where they were all born and raised. Here's how any conversation with these dumbfucks goes:

"Puerto Rico should be a state"
"No the people don't want it to be a state, it should be independent."
"Here's a referendum with better turnout than your typical US presidential election, with a simple yes-or-no question, where a majority of Puerto Ricans voted to become a state."
"Colonialist rigged poll! Yanquis imperialistas!"
Remember when the fake news reported that feeble 1/6 bullshit was an insurrection and the first time anyone attacked the Capitol but because they're fake news they didn't know it was actually these Puerto Rican motherfuckers who opened fire on the floor of the House in session. Incidentally Jimmy Carter later commuted their sentences.
 

The Last Stand

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People that drone on with conversation. DSP rambling on his prestreams is one such example.


This one is about why he should have a 4K TV.
 

Tijuana Bible

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Not being able to find a single fucking charity that doesn't have retarded SJW goals as part of their manifesto, usually tucked away somewhere in their site.

I would love to donate money towards research and advocacy for some diseases/conditions. But reading closely, these people also wank about how there is inequality in access to treatment; about some people need more help and priority than others and I can't support that shit.

Perhaps more concerning is that some charities not only provide research grants but they also function as advisory bodies for governments etc.

It doesn't matter what disease it is. The money's gotta be spunked on shit that makes no fucking difference, and these people that are meant to advocate for all want money to screw over the people who bankroll them. Fuck that.

- If you're going to spend that money on shit that goes BEYOND your stated purpose, you can fuck right off.
- If you're going to spend the money you do receive on pushing for medical discrimination for the sake of equality, you can fuck off some more.

It's a bitch because where I live mental health services and support for chronic conditions sucks absolute ass (courtesy of health tourism and terrible resource management). It'd be great to at least be able to pitch in and assist with local charities that function as a safety net for so many people, but I can't be sure that they won't spend it on retarded shit. It's like the moment they become big enough (thus somewhat legit?) they realize that what they really need to do is virtue signal.

I think the chances of finding a charity for people with an ass for a face that simply does what it says on the tin are between slim and none.