Things Tom Actually Is -

[AnOminous]

We have a thread for the things Tom claims not to be, and a thread for the things Tom claims to be.

We need a thread for things Tom actually is.

I'll start:

A man named Tom.

 

[Vancouver Terry Bollea]

A thread shitting reprobate

 

[Easy J]

A pants and floor shitting reprobate.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Angry, constantly pretending not to be angry.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Dog fucker
Pedophile
Purveyor of Cocks
Unhygienic
Obese
Poor
Hobo
Garbage Eater
Bald
Not a woman
Not intersex
Not Transgender
Not Transsexual
Not Attractive
Pants Shitter
Schizoaffective
Eater of Boogers
Swallower of Sperms
Extremely Old
Looks old for his age
Mysoginistic Pig
Homophobic
Racist
Sexist
Ugly Jew
Eater of Boogers
Garbage Golem
Wild African Cock Cozy

 

[soulgains]

Dog fucker
Pedophile
Purveyor of Cocks
Unhygienic
Obese
Poor
Hobo
Garbage Eater
Bald
Not a woman
Not intersex
Not Transgender
Not Transsexual
Not Attractive
Pants Shitter
Schizoaffective
Eater of Boogers
Swallower of Sperms
Extremely Old
Looks old for his age
Mysoginistic Pig
Homophobic
Racist
Sexist
Ugly Jew
Eater of Boogers
Garbage Golem

I second this

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hagraven

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

A nobody.

 

[Just Dont]

Someone who shouldn't exist.

 

[MasterDisaster]

A perpetual failure with delusions of grandeur and popularity.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wrinkly.

 

[Easy J]

An idle, fragrant, transient of dubious veracity, incontinent of bowel, and with a rather questionable interest in the generative organs of children & canines.

 

[The I Scream Man]

A WHITE MALE

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

A WHITE MALE

A fucking white male

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

A failure; morally, genetically, socially, mentally and religiously.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A piece of shit human being
Mentally retarded
A drug addict
A leech who maintains his life with the help of my tax dollars
A bitter sexist who hates that several forum members will be the woman he'll never be
Lazy
A lonely old man whose only social interaction is on a forum where people make fun of him
A proud dumpster diver
A predator who hides behind the benign hippie façade
Untalented
An idiot who resorts to alliteration to hide his diminutive intelligence
The proud owner of the most subspecies of cockroaches ever owned by a single human being

 

[AnOminous]

A fucking white male

An incel white male.

 

[draggs]

Proof that natural selection goes waaaaay sideways on occasion

 

[Coldgrip]

A coward with no actual knowledge of rocks and a garbage cook.

 

[Hambubger]

A grave robber