Things you find oddly satisfying -

Duncan Hills Coffee

Pees out the side of his dick
The cultist enemies from Blood have the most satisfying death sound from any video game I've ever played.

Tossing a well-placed bundle of dynamite into a group of these assholes and hearing the ensuing chorus of screams is the most gratifying feeling I ever get from a classic FPS.
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