"Third World" Perspectives on Chris -

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Fuzzy Wuzzy

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There are many ways where we can begin how people from "third world" countries may see Chris. Most people from third world nations lack what Chris has; his :tugboat:, his material "wealth", his "loving parents", shelter, electricity, running water, and Internet at least. But what most third world people (or just most people in general) have that Chris does not have are friends. Also, money in other countries are lower in value than the American dollar and some things in those countries, especially Vietnam, are much cheaper than in America. At the time of this posting, here's what one American dollar is in Vietnamese dong.

1 United States Dollar = 21,083.70 Vietnamese Dong

I've been to my own country of Vietnam before and just one dollar can get you a lot of things such as a full meal. Beer from tap in Vietnam is 50 cents in USD. Some gifts in Vietnam are less than two dollars. There's a lot of things that are cheap in my country and I could see how some of my people may be jealous of Chris because the :tugboat: he gets would make him rich by Vietnamese standards. I think Chris could live in a good hotel with all amenities included in my country at the rate of his :tugboat:. But Vietnamese people tend to be far more happier than Chris because there's always people to be with in my country and there's more to see (just avoid camping in Vietnam and if you do, ask the local government for a permit because there are still unexploded ordnance or UXO in some parts of the jungles).

But let's say what if we introduce a Congolese child to Chris? How would he react? Perhaps, we can answer this question with some nationalities and their theoretical responses to Chris. I'll start first.

Vietnamese: He looks unhappy, ugly, and dumpy. He also has no friends too.

Azerbaijani: He never experienced any human rights violations like I have. He gets to post whatever he wants on the Internet and in Azerbaijan, my Internet is monitored by the government and if I say something wrong, I'll be arrested without trial.

Eritrean: I always feel nervous when using the Internet or phone because the government watches what I do. Chris can spew out anything vile he wants and not be punished over it. Second, it's no fair that America lets him get away with things because of his autism and how autistic people in my country tend to be institutionalized. Not to mention, the American government is caring for their people and mine is not.

Uruguayan: Eeeew!

What do you think other people of "third world" countries would say about Chris if they were introduced to him?
 

Alec Benson Leary

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Chris probably doesn't understand that quality of life differs in various parts of the world. People in Azerbaijan, Kenya, China, Indonesia, Honduras, Panama, Pakistan, etc... he probably thinks they behave, conduct their lives, and think about the same concerns and priorities as people he sees every day in Charlottesville.
 

A-Stump

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Worship him as a smelly, obese God and burn Healthy Mcwraps and boldy spicy mighty wings in reverent tribute.
 

Watcher

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Alec Benson Leary said:
he probably thinks they behave, conduct their lives, and think about the same concerns and priorities as people he sees every day in Charlottesville.

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Sweet and Savoury

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Chrissy is a perfect example of what is wrong with a lot of people these days, he just takes it to an (zap) extreme.

He's enjoying a standard of living um-matched in human history, free of oppression, war, and with unlimited opportunities to advance himself and to reach his dreams. But what does he choose to do?

Sit on his fat can all day long and whine and bitch about how cruel life has been to him, while he sits on a comfortable house surround by a legion of toys playing his vidya games after stuffing his face with McDonald's, all paid for by other people's generosity.

The lack of appreciation for what has been done for him makes me all...grumpy faced.
 

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Some JERK said:
They have lazy idiots in the 3rd world too.

They don't usually live to be 30. They tend to die of starvation, aids or get shot.
 

Some JERK

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Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Some JERK said:
They have lazy idiots in the 3rd world too.

They don't usually live to be 30. They tend to die of starvation, aids or get shot.
I'll give you that unless he keeps hiring hookers, Chris is pretty much AIDS proof.
 

Fuzzy Wuzzy

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Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Some JERK said:
They have lazy idiots in the 3rd world too.

They don't usually live to be 30. They tend to die of starvation, aids or get shot.

Not to mention most of them can't afford Internet to make a Facebook account talking about how they need help because of lack of adequate resources in their countries whereas Chris has everything he wants but never takes any advantages of other resources to better himself.
 

A-Stump

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Some JERK said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Some JERK said:
They have lazy idiots in the 3rd world too.

They don't usually live to be 30. They tend to die of starvation, aids or get shot.
I'll give you that unless he keeps hiring hookers, Chris is pretty much AIDS proof.

Prison rape or barring that, rape in an institution could change that :alog:
 

Descent

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris probably doesn't understand that quality of life differs in various parts of the world. People in Azerbaijan, Kenya, China, Indonesia, Honduras, Panama, Pakistan, etc... he probably thinks they behave, conduct their lives, and think about the same concerns and priorities as people he sees every day in Charlottesville.

I figured he'd have a sterotyped view of most countries based on what he's seen from T.V. All Chinese people pull rickshaws and work in rice fields wearing conical hats, all Africans live in straw huts and hunt with spears, all Canadians live in igloos and wear touques year round.

Why, as a Canadian myself, I had to kill a moose this morning so that I could make a decent poutine to have with my Molson beer as I watched hockey Go Canucks Go!
 

Lefty's Revenge

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Is jamaica considered a 3rd world country?

If so there'd be some hilarious commentary...up until the tomgirl saga. Then everything would devolve into a resounding

BATTY BWOY FI DEAD


At which point they'd set the computer on fire and possibly kill whoever showed it to them.

I love my people, but I know them pretty well.
 
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