Thirstiest Lolcow - They're looking for tom-tom to pound...

Aug 24, 2017
Roketsune since he bragged about being a kiwifarms member while being a pedo and used a roketsune account on here that matches the same IP as @Field Marshal Crappenberg while wanting to throw the farms in a witch hunt to find his account. Then there is also the Altfur thing which he bragged about posting the info and then ducked as soon as he got doxed.


It's Lego Frank Mutha Fucka!
True & Honest Fan
Apr 20, 2013
Timothy Witbeck the Otter Failure. He's so thirsty he'd take Phil's "girlfriend" that looks like Slingblade.


Christian Rock Group Repentence Tour
True & Honest Fan
Feb 11, 2017
Are they thirsty enough for a dickin', anally? Because if they actually want it, I'm not down with it! It's not fun when it's consensual! :c


Busy in the Orgasmatron
True & Honest Fan
Jun 17, 2016
Russ Greer for sure. I'll throw Dan Cilley into the ring, since he wants to create an entire culture based on sex and vegetables.


Writing plays for Lolcows since 446 BC
May 31, 2017
I'd say (in no particular order) that Russell Greer, John S Bulla, Lucas Werner, and Dan Cilley are the thirstiest cows we have here. And OPL of course.