Thirstiest Lolcow - They're looking for tom-tom to pound...

Zorge

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Roketsune since he bragged about being a kiwifarms member while being a pedo and used a roketsune account on here that matches the same IP as @Field Marshal Crappenberg while wanting to throw the farms in a witch hunt to find his account. Then there is also the Altfur thing which he bragged about posting the info and then ducked as soon as he got doxed.
 

sikotik

It's Lego Frank Mutha Fucka!
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Apr 20, 2013
Timothy Witbeck the Otter Failure. He's so thirsty he'd take Phil's "girlfriend" that looks like Slingblade.
 

Calooby

Christian Rock Group Repentence Tour
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Are they thirsty enough for a dickin', anally? Because if they actually want it, I'm not down with it! It's not fun when it's consensual! :c
 

Barbarella

Busy in the Orgasmatron
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Russ Greer for sure. I'll throw Dan Cilley into the ring, since he wants to create an entire culture based on sex and vegetables.
 

Aristophanes

Writing plays for Lolcows since 446 BC
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May 31, 2017
I'd say (in no particular order) that Russell Greer, John S Bulla, Lucas Werner, and Dan Cilley are the thirstiest cows we have here. And OPL of course.