This morning I... - what did you do this morning?

[Monika H.]

A good day starts with a good morning!
What did you do this morning?
How does your day start?
Kiwis, share your mornings!

 

[I Exist]

I wake up and have me some toasted whole grain bread.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I woke up at 4:00 in the morning and then decided to listen to the speed racer soundtrack while thinking about life after death, most mornings are like this except with different movie soundtracks, last mornings was "Fantastic Mr Fox"

 

[ES 148]

I masturbated with my FitBit

 

[Monika H.]

I wake up and have me some toasted whole grain bread.

A good breakfast is the right way to start the day!

I woke up at 4:00 in the morning and then decided to listen to the speed racer soundtrack while thinking about life after death, most mornings are like this except with different movie soundtracks, last mornings was "Fantastic Mr Fox"

Seems quite a somewhat introspective and profound way to start the day. I think it helps collect your thoughts before starting.

I masturbated with my FitBit

Good for you! Masturbation after waking up it's actually a quite healthy practice, that helps invigorating the body and expel the impurities accumulated during the night!

 

[Nazi vegeta]

like every other day: push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.

 

[nekotlc]

This morning I took a shower got dressed and ate mac and cheese for breakfast and went to work. I have been working all morning and I am on my coffee break.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I ate mangoes.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Wake up, go back to sleep, wake up again, it’s already noon.

 

[エボラちゃん]

>wake up at 9.30
>check phone
>shower-get dressed
>go to the nearby bakery to buy some viennoiseries
>make a banana-raspberry-pear smoothie
>consume breakfast while browsing the net

 

[Desire Lines]

I woke up at 6 AM because I had diarrhea Fuck you, Burger King

 

[bruncket]

woke up and i freaked it

 

[TheClorax]

I woke up disappointed that I was still alive.

 

[Milk Mage]

Woke up, spent 30 minutes in the restroom, went to take the bus, turns out my route is out of service

 

[UW 411]

Only went and left the front door key in the front door.
Dog's still safe, nothing robbed, mildly paranoid that the postman had a nose inside but all in all, came home to everything the same. Ultimately better than coming home to an open/empty house and no dog.
All the 'phews'.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Still morning here. I burned my sandwich and had to make another one. :/

 

[RG 448]

I pissed a fucking river for the third time in as many hours.

 

[Monika H.]

like every other day: push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.

Well, seems a very healthy way yo start the day! My compliments!

This morning I took a shower got dressed and ate mac and cheese for breakfast and went to work. I have been working all morning and I am on my coffee break.

Hope you're having a great and productive day at work!

I ate mangoes.

Good! Fruit makes for a very healthy breakfast!

Wake up, go back to sleep, wake up again, it’s already noon.

I take you have quite an irregular sleeping pattern, am I wrong?
I know it's not my business, but maybe you should get a more regular schedule? It'd be beneficial for your psychic and physical health.

>wake up at 9.30
>check phone
>shower-get dressed
>go to the nearby bakery to buy some viennoiseries
>make a banana-raspberry-pear smoothie
>consume breakfast while browsing the net

You really like to eat good for breakfast, eh? I think it's good you set a schedule for your morning. It helps to have a good and productive day.

I woke up at 6 AM because I had diarrhea Fuck you, Burger King

Ach, I'm sorry you feel sick. Hope you are doing better now .

woke up and i freaked it

...? Why?

I woke up disappointed that I was still alive.

Come on, I'm sure there's lot of people who are glad you are on there, in this world!

Spoiler

I'm one of them

Woke up, spent 30 minutes in the restroom, went to take the bus, turns out my route is out of service

Ach, I'm sorry you've had this problem! It's very annoying. I can feel you because I spent years with public transportation, and although the fares get always higher, the standard of service always lowers .

Only went and left the front door key in the front door.
Dog's still safe, nothing robbed, mildly paranoid that the postman had a nose inside but all in all, came home to everything the same. Ultimately better than coming home to an open/empty house and no dog.
All the 'phews'.

What an experience!
I'm happy everything went well for you, but be more careful next time, okay?

Still morning here. I burned my sandwich and had to make another one. :/

Ach, I'm sorry about that. Hope that the other one came out good and tasty!

 

[Reynard]

I ate some red velvet cake, and felt it was just kind of meh at best. Especially compared to the place's strawberry cake.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Good for you! Masturbation after waking up it's actually a quite healthy practice, that helps invigorating the body and expel the impurities accumulated during the night!

Are you serious?
Maybe if you're a girl it works like that, but for a man, starting the day with a wank ,would only help to make you feel knackered.