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https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/ is a neural network that creates faces using a huge number of sources. Some are fairly terrible, some look like people I know, some I recognize from the street, and one time it generated me, and when i hit refresh i ceased to exist.
ITT: we create neural network lolcows. Get a goofy face and make a short story.
Sally Anne Burke / sandynrandy1980
Virginia hick that like Pristine Christine, has heterochromia. Very specifically hates Chris for pretending to have different colored eyes. Head of the (seemingly nonexistent) Heterochromia society. Often screeching on twitter about how people with heterochromia are superior to “Cischromia” people. Has recently developed an alter ego “Randy” that manifests itself in her brown eye. Not a tranny, just crazy. A short thread was made 6 years ago, but she googled her name and found this place and has been screeching about us non stop.
William “patchy pamper pirate” Longfellow
Flying Spaghetti Monster obsessed atheist, adult baby diaper lover. Patchy comes from his terrible beard. Loves to RP as a pirate captain punishing people doing gross things like making them wear sea water diapers, walk the plank made of diapers, go swimming with diapers, and then he plunders their “poop deck.” Lives in his parents attic, which he calls “the crows nest.” It is often pointed out this is not where the captain of a boat sits. Big Maddox fan. Somebody from his work place found out about his thread and told us “oh yeah he doesn’t shut up about diapers. He shits himself at work once a week so he can leave early. Drives home without cleaning himself.”
What if kanadajin was tranny lmao
Bill “BJ” Johannesburg / @ rootintootintranny
Tranny that moves in with Toren “TransEthics” Valamir. We call them “that other ogre tranny/the other chemo grandma” because god damn they all look the same. Convicted pedophile, registered sex offender. Claims charges are both falsified and that they don’t apply now with a name change. Completely unable to live with Toren for more than a week, both spend years after making up story after story about how the other was abusive. We proceed to post estimates of the time frame of all of these activities and find it would take months do to all the things they claim the other person did.
Todd “face crime executioner” Crews / @ fashbashtodd1984
Former Secretary for Portland town hall, then garbage man after being fired for fucking around on twitter all day. Fired now for inflammatory comments made on the online. Literally unfit to pick up people’s garbage. Wants ancom because of it. Picks fights with people who “commit face crimes” such as people acting smug, white women posting selfies with starbucks, and Donald Trump. Literally born in 1984, irony of face crime being from the anti communist dystopian novel 1984 is completely and always lost on him.
Often seen defending himself “I’m not posting smug selfies with my soylent so it’s not a crime.”
ITT: we create neural network lolcows. Get a goofy face and make a short story.
Sally Anne Burke / sandynrandy1980
Virginia hick that like Pristine Christine, has heterochromia. Very specifically hates Chris for pretending to have different colored eyes. Head of the (seemingly nonexistent) Heterochromia society. Often screeching on twitter about how people with heterochromia are superior to “Cischromia” people. Has recently developed an alter ego “Randy” that manifests itself in her brown eye. Not a tranny, just crazy. A short thread was made 6 years ago, but she googled her name and found this place and has been screeching about us non stop.
William “patchy pamper pirate” Longfellow
Flying Spaghetti Monster obsessed atheist, adult baby diaper lover. Patchy comes from his terrible beard. Loves to RP as a pirate captain punishing people doing gross things like making them wear sea water diapers, walk the plank made of diapers, go swimming with diapers, and then he plunders their “poop deck.” Lives in his parents attic, which he calls “the crows nest.” It is often pointed out this is not where the captain of a boat sits. Big Maddox fan. Somebody from his work place found out about his thread and told us “oh yeah he doesn’t shut up about diapers. He shits himself at work once a week so he can leave early. Drives home without cleaning himself.”
What if kanadajin was tranny lmao
Bill “BJ” Johannesburg / @ rootintootintranny
Tranny that moves in with Toren “TransEthics” Valamir. We call them “that other ogre tranny/the other chemo grandma” because god damn they all look the same. Convicted pedophile, registered sex offender. Claims charges are both falsified and that they don’t apply now with a name change. Completely unable to live with Toren for more than a week, both spend years after making up story after story about how the other was abusive. We proceed to post estimates of the time frame of all of these activities and find it would take months do to all the things they claim the other person did.
Todd “face crime executioner” Crews / @ fashbashtodd1984
Former Secretary for Portland town hall, then garbage man after being fired for fucking around on twitter all day. Fired now for inflammatory comments made on the online. Literally unfit to pick up people’s garbage. Wants ancom because of it. Picks fights with people who “commit face crimes” such as people acting smug, white women posting selfies with starbucks, and Donald Trump. Literally born in 1984, irony of face crime being from the anti communist dystopian novel 1984 is completely and always lost on him.
Often seen defending himself “I’m not posting smug selfies with my soylent so it’s not a crime.”
