This website takes you on a journey to the unwatched corners of YouTube - Astronaut.io

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Maxxicus Callahan

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I thought this would be interesting to share if you are looking to stumble across random YouTube content

Taken from THE VERGE

The most-watched YouTube video of all time is Psy’s “Gangam Style.” With more than 2.5 billion views, it’s been seen by more people than you will ever meet; more people than you can even really comprehend. “IMG 0629” on the other hand, only has around 12 views. It features a blonde boy in the woods holding a toy chainsaw. “IMG 0594” (a view of a spiral staircase inside what is presumably a church tower) has only four views.

I found these unlabeled, unpopular videos through Astronaut.io, a website created by engineers Andrew Wong and James Thompson this past November, that recently surfaced on Hacker News. The site pulls random YouTube videos with only a handful of views, creating an unending stream of mundane, strange, intimate, and barely watched moments in strangers’ lives.

MUNDANE, STRANGE, INTIMATE, AND BARELY WATCHED MOMENTS
Over the course of 30 minutes, I caught glimpses of a high school basketball game, the view from the side of a mountain somewhere, the inside of a dorm room, a translucent fish scuttling along the ocean floor, an aerial view of a mansion, and the inside of a car. There are recordings of college seminars and grade school dance recitals, tiny dogs and newborn babies.

The site is called Astronaut because, as its splash page implies, it gives you a view of a world you might never see otherwise. Astronaut.io is just one of several sites that does this — PetiteTube and 0views are nearly identical, and Vpeeker does a similar thing with Vine. But its design is slightly sleeker and more sophisticated than its counterparts: the edge of the Earth crests just over the borders of each video, creating a floating sensation for the viewer. It’s obvious Wong and Thompson had a specific type of immersive, anthropological experience in mind.

That experience could also be a solitary one — you’d be hard-pressed to find an acquaintance familiar with these videos. But Astronaut.io provides a shared experience for moments that might otherwise be entirely unshared. On the Hacker News post, Wong wrote, “The feed is synchronized across everyone so you should be all seeing the same videos at the same time. The videos also are constantly updated, so when it's Christmas time, you should start to see family dinners.”

The site’s slice-of-life design has been compared to reality TV, but reality TV is edited, produced, and censored to create a narrative that might not really exist. Astronaut.io is closer to reality, but it’s harder to understand. You’ll never know whose hands are petting that dog, or who was standing on an empty beach one year ago, or who decided to film their saltwater fish tank for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.

The videos’ view counts are so small that watching one feels like being let in on a secret only available to a handful of people. But such a lack of context is a good reminder that the secret was never really meant for you at all.
 

Maxxicus Callahan

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This was an interesting find, it seems this guy wants to be a motivational speaker but mostly spouts a bunch of platitudes and cliches and has some poorly shot and edited 5:00 AM workout video. Good for him I guess.


Edit: I like this one
 
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Demonslayer1776

George Floyd's Dealer
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It seems to repeat the same videos alot. I was hoping to find some really weird shit but its all been pretty mundane, most interesting thing is probably just leaving a comment on one of the various college presentations to see if it gets a response
 

Maxxicus Callahan

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Didn’t take long to find this with the one word, most recent search


This is fucking disgusting

Trolling for penis?
 
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Jewthulhu

A rare deepwater Jew
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It seems to repeat the same videos alot. I was hoping to find some really weird shit but its all been pretty mundane, most interesting thing is probably just leaving a comment on one of the various college presentations to see if it gets a response
From the description on the site, it looks like it mostly uses videos uploaded recently with no title. A bit too restrictive for finding weird stuff/obscure cows. It seems like they're going for more of a way to creep on home videos rather than actually finding weird obscure stuff.
That said, I like the auto-cycling feature. Wish more obscure video crawlers had that. Helps to flip through mundane stuff without having to constantly refresh or open a bunch of tabs.
 

Maxxicus Callahan

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I can’t tell if she’s trolling or actually thinks she is a targeted individual dropping heavy truth bombs. She is a black woman who sports a confederate flag in her profile and claims white heterosexual men are the most discriminated group in America. I have a feeling some of you might unironically agree with her on a few things.

Sounds legit, the gang stalkers wanted to turn her into a demonic porn actress
 
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Megaroad 2012

Shit attacking from the other side YUCK!
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I can’t tell if she’s trolling or actually thinks she is a targeted individual dropping heavy truth bombs. She is a black woman who sports a confederate flag in her profile and claims white heterosexual men are the most discriminated group in America. I have a feeling some of you might unironically agree with her on a few things.

Sounds legit, the gang stalkers wanted to turn her into a demonic porn actress
Kinda hot.
 
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